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Rito (Enlightened Hater)

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He/they. Localization editor. Sad, loud, heavy music-enjoyer. Hey, don't worry about it! ursamega.com/portfolio

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 9h
#residentevil
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 5h
The upcoming Wolves in the Throne Room album is gonna whip. Conceptually set hundreds of years after the fall of humanity, so, y'know, relevant stuff youtu.be/wU7D1awFMus
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WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM - Estuary (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Wolves in the Throne Room
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 6h
All right, after some research I decided to pull da trigger on a Pixel 10A after all. Gonna de-Google the ever living Goog out of this fucker. It is time.
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 6h
Oh man, Green Lung’s new album is a GREAT time. Today is a real busy one, so I can see myself looping this bad boy as my work beats to carry me across the finish line (ambitious, because this final section is insanely dense, but…!)
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to beam this into the brains of whoever is working on the next FF game. please
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 29/09/2026
Woof, updating my MacBook to iOS 27 wasn’t my brightest idea of the week, huh. I’m doing all I can to weed out “Apple Intelligence” baloney, but the rot runs deep and I’ll sooner install Asahi Linux on this bastard before sending a soulless, braindead canned reply to my wife
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the record, i don’t give a shit what you call any anime anymore, 2023 feels like it was 30 years ago, do whatever the fuck you want, don’t talk to me
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 28/09/2026
Off the dome so I'm sure I'm forgetting a dozen life-changing games, but these are definitely big'ns that helped (and continue to) shape my tastes and life trajectory
Top left to bottom right: Final Fantasy IV, Super Metroid, Lunar: The Silver Star, Dark Souls, The House in Fata Morgana, Rez, Disco Elysium, AD&D: Eye of the Beholder, Phantasy Star IV
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 28/09/2026
Started a new playthrough of FFXII (The Zodiac Age) yesterday, and I'm remembering now that it's by far the most Star Wars game in the series, but mostly in complimentary and not derogatory ways. Looking forward to pimping out my gambits in THE most satisfying ways
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 28/09/2026
Using my Steam Controller to bop around my desktop while my mouse pad dries (ooh buddy, it was time for a good scrubbing) and honestly, this kinda rules. They've really worked some magic on the trackpads which feel great even at 165Hz. Still haven't tried an FPS with it though, lol
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eri 🌿 @animenun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
portrait of @ursamega.com and the gremlins 🐻🍄💫
RitoBito the Mushbear Wizard in a garden full of swamp plants and mushrooms, with their familiars Earl Grey, Coriander, Peppermint, Pickles, Clyde, and Cordy. There is an amanita muscaria on their head, and a salmon on their shirt.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can’t even comprehend how important Eien ni Hen’s work is to the fan translation community. Romancing SaGa, Fire Emblem, Sakura Wars, Tear Ring Saga, Glory of Heracles, Dragon Force II, Dark Half, Beyond Oasis, Psi-O-Blade, Arabian Nights, and so much more. What a loss. Rest in peace.
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 26/09/2026
Finished Twilight Princess by way of Dusklight! A damn fine Zelder I'm glad to have finally played the whole way through. Most of my complaints are the same ones I have with all 3D Zeldas (clunky camera and controls, constantly capped on goddamn rupees, etc.), but I had a great time overall. 8.8/10
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 25/09/2026
Oh HELL yeah, the blue oyster mushrooms are finally starting to fruit. Today is a very Friday. Will share some pictures once there’s more to see than some itty bitty pins (shouldn’t be long)
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 25/09/2026
Yani Neko couldn’t have ended more perfectly. I love these nasty cats
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Shayna Moon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 24/09/2026
Her name was Kerri Moynihan www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
Parents' suit alleges sexual harassment at Activision drove their daughter to suicide
Lawsuit filed by parents of employee who took her life at company retreat alleges Activision Blizzard failed to prevent pervasive sexual harassment.
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 24/09/2026
When kitties dip they paw in the water bowl and lick the water off? Gotta be one of life’s delights to behold. Top 10, easily. Chittering at birds through the window is also up there
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's cool. I'm sure all the BitReactor devs that were furloughed weeks before launch are gonna see some of that $50 million... right? Residuals are standard in other creative industries. If the people who actually made the game got their share of the profits, we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 24/09/2026
OK YEAH, Resident Evil absolutely whips. I didn’t quite love Barbarian or Weapons, but I fucking loved RE. Austin Abrams plays the perfect in-over-his-head dufus protag and had me laughing throughout the entire film. Kinda can’t wait to see it a second time
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 23/09/2026
Did I dream it, or was Jim Varney (Ernest) a bisexual icon? I may have made this up or confused him for Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman, confirmed bisexual icon). I think he deserves a place on my bisexual icon Mt. Rushmore regardless. Alongside Aleister Crowley
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 23/09/2026
The world simply isn't ready for my combination Julia Child/James Stewart voice
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 23/09/2026
Godzilla says the F word... twice
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eri 🌿 @animenun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
never stop growing
self portrait that reads: "worms in my skin, fleas in my brain, itching to be released before something terrible happens. hiding in the soil for 17 years to survive, come out screaming."two banana trees producing fruit and their flowers in the banana tree forest
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 22/09/2026
Here's a list of rpg fan translations that do not use AI! very handy resource
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 22/09/2026
OK yeah, the new Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats album is a great time. It's basically an Argento film in album form. DANGEROUSLY groovy uncleacidandthedeadbeats.bandcamp.com/track/house-...
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House By The Grave, by Uncle Acid and the deadbeats
from the album Shapes Of Midnight [Album]
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 22/09/2026
My kingdom for a version of FFVII in which Tifa doesn't call Cloud an ableist slur. It is utterly insane that we're still stuck with an English translation that reads like (with all due respect to fan translators) an early 2000s fan project
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 22/09/2026
This year has been a good'n for powerful, meaningful music, but I think Emma Ruth Rundle sums things up best in "Powerless," a darkly optimistic, alchemical song I can relate to in about four dozen ways. Solve et coagula emmaruthrundle.bandcamp.com/track/powerl...
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Powerless, by Emma Ruth Rundle
from the album These Killing Times
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hello I'm back I would like to take this opportunity to very solemnly and very sincerely apologize for saying I would not allow people to watch a Harry Potter TV show unless they killed I thought it was a funny joke but as the mods point out HP fans cannot be trusted to not kill for their content
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    I said it before and I'll say it again. While I have 0 respect for anyone who is desperate to see the new Harry Potter thing, my requirement for letting people watch the new HP thing is very simple: just assassinate JK Rowling. Only one of you have to do it. All the other people get a free ride

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kViN @yuyucow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wrote about Jaadugar's incredible dedication to cultural accuracy, but how rather than trapping itself in the constraints of objective reality, it thrives in the gaps between factual history and compelling lies. A gorgeous, unique production worth exploring blog.sakugabooru.com/2026/08/07/j...
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Len @len.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Folding Obsidian into Bethesda really demonstrates how interchangeable we all are to the money people. Who cares about studio culture or identity, right? If I put tuna on a meatball sub I can eat two sandwiches at once.
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 22/09/2026
Taking all the money I’ll have saved on not buying Xbox products and investing it into uhhhh I dunno, what can fifty bucks even get you these days, a bag of potatoes at Albertson’s? See, huge upgrade
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 21/09/2026
HRNNNGGG THE DEMON IN MY CARPAL TUNNEL GUFFAWS FROM THE STYGIAN RAVINE…
I’m dual wielding the obsidian cudgels of abyssal darkness (the original Steam Controller and the new one)
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 21/09/2026
So I finally got a Steam Controller after uhhh however many months ago May was. And it’s great! It had better be for its price tag! I’ve only really used it with FFXIV so far, but having immediate mouse access is quite handy. Will definitely do more experimenting in the coming weeks
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airco @airco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
commit to the Eva bit with a movie that says the same thing but more loudly and just makes people madder
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RyougaSaotome @ryougasaotome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you like cozy farm games, buy Village in the Shade. If you like Japanese folk horror, buy Village in the Shade. If you like Silent Hill F, buy Village in the Shade. If you like Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, buy Village in the shade. If you like Undertale, buy Village in the shade. Buy it.
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell that to the devs you laid off.
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Liz Bushouse @lizbushouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Note that Miyata-san technically only said he looked over the entire script because they can use more kanji in Japanese this time, not that it's fully rewritten. The JP screenshots provided seem to use the exact same script. Though Lufia 2 appears to have a slightly revised EN translation...
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 21/09/2026
I know that “DHH” is the batshit insane evil Ruby on Rails guy, but I’m just far enough removed that I don’t know what the initials stand for, so I interpret it as “duh huh huh” which works just as well. Give it a shot
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 21/09/2026
Well, heck! I think Sayonara Lara stuck the landing
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RPG Site @rpgsite.net · 20/09/2026
Lufia I & II The Sinistrals Saga brings both Lufia & the Fortress of Doom and Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals to PS5, Switch 2, Switch, and PC Steam in 2027: www.rpgsite.net/news/21439-lufia-i-…
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 20/09/2026
Got the double flu + COVID jabs on Thursday and whew. It’s like I’m just sick enough to stay home from school and watch Ninja Turtles and play Joe & Mac all day, so honestly kind of a good time and way better than catching the full versions of either illness
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Rito (Enlightened Hater) @ursamega.com · 20/09/2026
You seek Yoda
Black cat Cordy in a blanket cave
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is YOUR teen texting like a millennial? LOL - lumbar, oh lord DIAF - dentist! Incisors are fucked! AFAIK - Asprin for aching, irritable knees YMMV - you moved my varifocals ROTFL - Really ow, this fucking lumbar
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kViN @yuyucow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wrote about Jaadugar gathering an amazing team for its final arc. Despite battling production fatigue, their pointed creative choices solidify an (only for now!) incomplete story as an already thematically perfect journey blog.sakugabooru.com/2026/09/20/j...
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RyougaSaotome @ryougasaotome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watch. Jaadugar.
static.klipy.com
Sitara sad
ALT: Sitara sad
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