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Rito (Mushroom Father)

@ursamega.com
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He/they. Localization editor. Sad, loud, heavy music-enjoyer. Hey, don't worry about it! ursamega.com/portfolio

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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 10h
One of the funniest lines in a show full of banger after banger
"We are two beta males at the top of our game!" declares a disheveled Dale Gribble, slowly dying alongside the likewise buried and dying Bill
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 06/10/2026
Four different angles of Angela Lansbury. Dont worry about it
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 01/10/2026
Erring on the side of harvesting sooner rather than later. Not bad for a first flush! Now to rehydrate the mycelium block and prep it for round TWO
The big boys are ready. 0.9lb of blue oyster mushrooms
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 01/10/2026
Could today be the day?? Photobomb Clyde for scale
Ludicrously huge blue oyster mushrooms featuring Clyde, the silliest orange boy in all the land
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 30/09/2026
Hummina hummina! Controller for scale
The big boys is even more bigger
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 29/09/2026
That’s the difference of 22 hours! And they’ve still got a lot more growing to do…
Shrek ear lookin’ assSlightly different perspective. They poppin’ off
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 28/09/2026
Off the dome so I'm sure I'm forgetting a dozen life-changing games, but these are definitely big'ns that helped (and continue to) shape my tastes and life trajectory
Top left to bottom right: Final Fantasy IV, Super Metroid, Lunar: The Silver Star, Dark Souls, The House in Fata Morgana, Rez, Disco Elysium, AD&D: Eye of the Beholder, Phantasy Star IV
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 28/09/2026
NOW they’re starting to look like oyster mushrooms. Tons of new pins on the underside of this cluster too, and at least two more clusters beneath. We’re gonna be eatin’ GOOD.
Oyster mushrooms looking less like a cancerous mass and more like something I would fry up in a big stir fry
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 26/09/2026
Ooooowee, these puppies is barkin’! I promise they’ll look more like mushrooms and less like cosmic horrors within the next 24 hours
Big ol’ cluster of oyster mushrooms beginning to make their presence known on a hefty block of mycelium
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/09/2026
HRNNNGGG THE DEMON IN MY CARPAL TUNNEL GUFFAWS FROM THE STYGIAN RAVINE…
I’m dual wielding the obsidian cudgels of abyssal darkness (the original Steam Controller and the new one)
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 20/09/2026
You seek Yoda
Black cat Cordy in a blanket cave
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 16/09/2026
Clyde has a new pillow. It’s a crime for me to use it as anything but Clyde’s new pillow
Orange boy Clyde using my Steam Deck as his own personal cushion
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 10/09/2026
How many times are you ratfucks gonna do this, huh. This shit was $15 a month in 2022, what are we doing
Apple raising sub prices again what else is new
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 08/09/2026
Optimal work conditions
Some nerd with lap cat Clyde
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 08/09/2026
Apple Music recommends me the damndest stuff. Is this the fabled "zoomer music"?
"Fart XxXXxX XxXX Face" by Squid Pisser from the album Throat Slave. Yup
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 04/09/2026
Yeah... yeah. I'm more offended that it had me pegged to Houston over New Orleans in the first half before all of my extremely obvious NorCal broke containment
I am "hella" San Francisco or perhaps Los Angeles. I grew up north of SF so you know what, close enough
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 22/08/2026
Life hack: record your cats at 240fps
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/08/2026
I should not be allowed to construct The Altar of Burg
My wacky Fields of Mistria room featuring The Altar in question
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/08/2026
I should not be allowed to name my animals
Me naming my alpaca Al “Pack a Day” in Fields of Mistria
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 10/08/2026
We need more Chiitans in the world
Chiitan liking my really good post
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 09/08/2026
yeah sure whatever. This one is called "Worms Plastic Earthbound"
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 08/08/2026
Super Loaded Buford Combo
Super Loaded Buford Combo
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 08/08/2026
I am going to go back in time and kick Steve Bobs in the ass
This bullshit again
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 07/08/2026
UH, yeah. You could say I’m a member of the Everything fandom
Stack of Alan Watts books
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 07/08/2026
I was hand-selected for Bonestorm
I have been selected to participate in the Duskbloods beta or whatever I think
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 07/08/2026
Nobody does it like Ralph Bakshi
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 05/08/2026
They got them House in Fata Morgana deals going on DooDash
0% off is real.
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 05/08/2026
My bug armor inspired me to finally make a portrait, and I made it look like my guy was being eaten alive by his Predator helmet, real good shit. But with other armor it just makes him look like a pervert sicko (probably still accurate)
Divo Dunk looking like a sicko pervert
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 04/08/2026
I love the bug armor. Makes me feel like the gotdang Predator
My dang ol' bird (Chocobeaux, he's Cajun), my little otter guy, and my guy who is looking like a bug guy
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 04/08/2026
I'm popular and people like me
Maxed out rep with the fat birds and the bug guys (I will be wearing both societies' armor proudly once I get around to glamours)
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 03/08/2026
"The Chosen Few" is low key one of my favorite Electric Wizard songs. That is a very long list youtu.be/gbtWPk27SgA
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 01/08/2026
All right, time for a part 2 of my FFXIV thread. I just started Shadowbringers and I am truly home. Leveling roulette is going great
(Kelly frowning at the camera) Bardam's Meddle
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 29/07/2026
Big boy season is popping off
LOTS of bears hanging out in the stream. Like 12 of them
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 24/07/2026
Thinking of using Kdenlive for the power of evil and becoming a Clips Guy. Happy Friday
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 22/07/2026
The mad lad is going back for more.
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 22/07/2026
A THIRD ONE HAS BEEN ACQUIRED
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 22/07/2026
So @animenun.bsky.social and I attended a mycology class on Saturday and got a complimentary blue oyster mushroom kit! A few days later and the mycelium is popping the heck off. Mushrooms are the coolest
Bag of colonized grain (pearly white, healthy mycelium) above a bag of substrate (coconut coir? not sure)Colonized grain mixed into the substrate, progress after a few days lookin’ goooood
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
But enough about me
Dale King of the Hill talking about “a commie who dabbles in the dark arts”
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
Every-Time-He-Says-Monkey.mp4
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
He was on LEVEL FIFTEEN, BRO
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
Fixed some mistakes and smoothed some lines, it is done (enough). Qabalah, yer next
Pride Unicursal Hexagram
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 21/07/2026
Clyde claimed my chair as his throne
Orange cat Clyde sitting on my chair like he owns the dang place. Also a section of my messy desk (a waterfall of wires)
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 20/07/2026
I made good on my threat and it looks SICK.
Pixel art unicursal hexagram with intersex-inclusive progress pride flag colors
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 20/07/2026
More Louisiana metal on this most Mon of Days. Here's Thou thou.bandcamp.com/track/transc...
This is album is dedicated to the sacred ego, that wellspring of individuality and unique complexity. Sing the song of the Inner Voice. Recite the hymns to the Celestial Will. Rebuke all desire to succumb to corrosive idolatry—be it the militancy of extremity, the beneficence of untempered ideology, or the divinity of cherished relationships. Rebuke the impulse to capitulation, to hide beneath of hard shell of callous disregard and secede from the world. We surrender our power only to those worthy of wielding it. And we will not hesitate to strip authority from and war against all those that prove unworthy.
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 17/07/2026
The good news is that my thumb/wrist hasn’t been much of a bother the past month! The bad news is that my vertigo is back with a vengeance. I’m currently bed bound due to extreme dizziness and a large fuzzy opportunist occupying my lap. It always something
It’s Cordy!
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 11/07/2026
Our Tamas were in the middle of their breeding sesh when one of their batteries suddenly went dead and if that just ain’t the way it goes sometimes huh fellas
We linked our Tamagotchis together to do their dance ritual which creates an egg. But we all know they fuckin’
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 02/07/2026
She must have gotten freaked just before I took this one but I love how squiggly her fur looks lol
Tuxedo kitten Peppi standing atop a fence lined with rain-slicked greenery basically
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 02/07/2026
BGM: "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush
Tuxedo kitten Peppi looking triumphant as h*ck
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 02/07/2026
Peppi wishes you a VERY happy Thor's Day
Tuxedo kitten Peppi standing atop a fence and looking like a dang creature
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Rito (Mushroom Father) @ursamega.com · 01/07/2026
Say what you will about the unicursal hexagram, but that's gotta be in my top 3 favorite occult symbols of all time. Imagine this with pride colors
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