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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Finally something for the fellas. We’ve been forced to hide for so long.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s what he looks like now, huh?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey we might break a bunch of private property because we want the biggest IPO possible this is OK in a way burglary is not, because
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People keep posting pictures of the Dell lady, which I think is really mean. I shouldn’t have to look at that.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great, another seat upcharge opportunity for big airline!
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably not too much to ask that The President at least likes the country he’s in charge of.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so jealous of these rich bozos saying the dumbest shit and the dumbest people thinking it’s wildly profound.
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Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taylor Swift could never write a song as good as Blue by Eiffel 65 And that’s okay! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Night at the Roxbury is a perfect film. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there a Road Rash endless runner iOS game? If not, please Zelle me $1m and I’ll leave this idea alone
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CEOs seem to think everyone wants and needs a personal assistant because that's the only person or thing they ever interact with so they just assume it's normal. I've yet to find a practical use for Siri or any of the AI "helpers" that have followed. I can schedule my own meetings, thanks.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ain’t it interesting that the absolute worst people seem to find each other and also seem to be elected to political office?
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Felix is 8 guys
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It has never been fun. Just dorks who miss when Twitter was fine
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Respusha from Norbit's Surprised Reaction
ALT: Respusha from Norbit's Surprised Reaction
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
24 couldn’t be put on the list because it’s better than all of these
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The hotel I booked for this weekend is too nice. One remote controls both TVs so I have to have both TVs in the room on to enjoy House Hunters while I’m away from home.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GTA IV lockbox still holds my valuables and didn’t cost that much. The Oakleys definitely drive the cost up but also THROW THE GAME IN (and no one wears Oakleys anymore)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Pull da plug then
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only time this guy runs is for office.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that good?
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Which one is Tilly Norwood
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s good right?
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did this make gas cheap or nah
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Barrylad ‘26 @thebarrylad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Power Slap is so insanely evil and the sign of a society circling the drain that I can’t even enjoy a very annoying guy getting his shit rocked lol
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I basically grew up on that thing and it was so good. It's so "fine" now and the shredded lettuce scraps are absolute shit.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2026
i like that his midterm rally plan is to show up and shit all over either the candidate or the state
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every single animatronic at the Hall of Presidents are closer to living elected officials than him.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How’s there 0 marketing for this show and why is it buried on Peacock?
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does she miss being on my TV as much as I miss her between Blind Date reruns and the Magic Bullet infomercial?
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wonder what the Education Connection girl is up to today
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Grunge and Eurodance existed simultaneously and it was the best era of music. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Best we can do is “AI Actress, Tilly Dumbfuck (real) “wants” to win an award.” Cancer is gonna have to wait
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I cannot stress how much I love this game. Can’t wait for what’s next.
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Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The AI programme was too dumb to know any better because it is badly made and we need to stop with this mystique that it’s getting too powerful and start holding the tech companies accountable for making bad technology defined by failures of design and oversight.
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Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Paper is so good. Top tier spinoff and one of the best shows airing today.
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