Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 4hTaylor Swift could never write a song as good as Blue by Eiffel 65 And that’s okay! Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 4hA Night at the Roxbury is a perfect film. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 000
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is there a Road Rash endless runner iOS game? If not, please Zelle me $1m and I’ll leave this idea alone 000
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026CEOs seem to think everyone wants and needs a personal assistant because that's the only person or thing they ever interact with so they just assume it's normal. I've yet to find a practical use for Siri or any of the AI "helpers" that have followed. I can schedule my own meetings, thanks. 052
Reposted by Paul!Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞 942351
Reposted by Paul!mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real 292449510
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It has never been fun. Just dorks who miss when Twitter was fine 010
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comRespusha from Norbit's Surprised ReactionALT: Respusha from Norbit's Surprised Reaction 000
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/09/202624 couldn’t be put on the list because it’s better than all of these 010
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The hotel I booked for this weekend is too nice. One remote controls both TVs so I have to have both TVs in the room on to enjoy House Hunters while I’m away from home. 000
Reposted by Paul!Barrylad ‘26 @thebarrylad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Power Slap is so insanely evil and the sign of a society circling the drain that I can’t even enjoy a very annoying guy getting his shit rocked lol 1102
Reposted by Paul!A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on 8685352214
Reposted by Paul!GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2026i like that his midterm rally plan is to show up and shit all over either the candidate or the state 231031112
Reposted by Paul!Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every single animatronic at the Hall of Presidents are closer to living elected officials than him. 17810
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How’s there 0 marketing for this show and why is it buried on Peacock? 010
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wonder what the Education Connection girl is up to today 100
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Grunge and Eurodance existed simultaneously and it was the best era of music. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 000
Reposted by Paul!Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The AI programme was too dumb to know any better because it is badly made and we need to stop with this mystique that it’s getting too powerful and start holding the tech companies accountable for making bad technology defined by failures of design and oversight. 095
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Paper is so good. Top tier spinoff and one of the best shows airing today. 000
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ll give you all $6,000 if the republicans lose the midterms actually 000
Reposted by Paul!Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026Incoming 24 hour news cycle about how the most full of shit man in history might be able to keep a promise he has zero intention of keeping 331157160
Reposted by Paul!Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026NINTENDO DIRECT VOICE: Hmm. It's dark. I'll try lifting my eyelids. Whoa! Sunlight can travel through my pupils and describe the shape of my surroundings! This will make traversing the environment a breeze. I wonder if these legs can help me move... 130329
Reposted by Paul!TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026every 3 months or so they try to get people to think they care about this dumb shit. "people are talking about this!" they aren't. they never have been. 05914
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The only thing that would make the Ocarina of Time Remake really special would be if someone remade the geocities site that showed you how to get the Triforce 000
Reposted by Paul!John Pollock @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Shirleigh from @fightful.com :“What’s the biggest lesson you have learned on your journey?” Will Ospreay: Stay off Twitter 29422
Reposted by Paul!Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026At least in Terminator, the humans all eventually agree letting Skynet kill everybody was bad 28111994
Reposted by Paul!Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i now genuinely consider this movie optimistic 262063175
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ordered a meal from the Shake Shack iPad screen (no one works at registers anymore) and at the end it asked if I wanted to tip the staff. Shouldn’t I get the tip? I did all the tapping! 110
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not progressing the story because both my characters just want to go chill at the bar and establish a social life and alcohol problem. 020
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Everything I've seen from GTA6 is truly impressive. They really put the work in and maybe the extreme amount of time between games was justified. 010
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Months of downloading slightly longer and slightly better versions without crowd noise from ThemeTitan began on this night. Back in the day, you’d put it on a MP3 Player or “iPod.” 000
Reposted by Paul!Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...local12.comPolice request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in WalmartA police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart. 346108953654
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Another Flock Camera just randomly appeared down the street overnight. Within a mile of the other one and spotted on in the Lowes parking lot. Who installs this shit and how do they determine where to put them? 000
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This and every pop-up during this time. Real ones remember “Congratulations! You’ve been selected to win a FREE iPod Nano” and trying to find which open browser popup just blew out your speakers. 000
Paul! @unpaulfessional.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If they just put iOS on a T-Mobile Sidekick we'd have the best phone. 000
