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Bryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 11h

Where’s my diesel? I was promised Tuesday!

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 9h

Looks like ‘Cobra meeting’ has a different meaning in Polish politics.

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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 12h

If the pilot hadn't risked his life to subdue the co-pilot. If the passengers hadn't been able to breach and take control of the cockpit. If there hadn't been a *second pilot team* on the plane. If the damage to the plane's tail was more substantial. This is Miracle on the Hudson levels of luck.

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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 15h

Look, the Cornell 7 allegedly did the raping but that group chat had over 50 dudes in it. 50. One phone call from one guy & this poor woman doesn't have this horror put on her life. Not all men? All those men tho You wanna say not all men? Here's what you have to do bro:

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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 16h

"Ted, do you want to come with me to Gloucestershire and shout at some diesel thieves" - 😂 Clowns the pair of them🤡

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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Dr Ellie Chowns MP @elliechowns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Come and work with me! I’m recruiting a fixed-term Executive Assistant (~5 month contract) to join my fantastic constituency team in the Leominster office.

A graphic with a megaphone and text reading "I'm Hiring! Come and work with me in my constituency team!"

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Teifi Temptress" the first Welsh winner of the Cheltenham Gold Cup in 1922. Here she is with trainer Dai Ceffylau at his stables in Cenarth.

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Deleted that repost about Christine Hamilton as it seems the obituary might refer to a different person. Apols.

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Arabic progress: I’m learning to say I hate the smell of farts, how’s your day going?

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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dubbing vs Subtitles For Foreign Movies & TV Shows In Europe Which do you prefer? Pros & Cons of each: brilliantmaps.com/dubbing-v...

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Explaincars Drama: occasionally, dispatchers will offer to send the lyrics to "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 to the printer.

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is it me, or is it a bit odd that the supposed air base terrorists have been released on bail?

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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word? My goal for the day is one new sale. Here's a lovely pic of some of the Jeremy Creatures currently available at my shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Here's a lovely pic of some of my hand-sewn, fabric art Jeremy Creatures. The ground is green fur and the background is a beautiful galaxy print fabric. One creature is a gray rock with two different sizes black eyes and a little frown. There's a tall ghost with about 35 black eyes of different sizes and a wide mouth full of sharp teeth. There's another spirit with many eyes, twirly head wisps, and an open mouth with sharp teeth. There's also a ghost with a tiny face, with two different sized eyes and a little frown. There's a black ghost with a gray moon face, their body covered with hand-embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a frowny white ghost featuring embroidered red flowers. There's a super tiny frowny white ghost, and a super tiny black ghost with four eyes and embroidered stars.

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Mochyn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mochyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Old guy in the pub last night asked me about my tattoo and when I mentioned the words "jesus giving birth out of his side vagina" he had such a visceral reaction he stumbled backwards away from me shaking his head in disgust as if I was carrying the plague. Great reaction. Loved it.

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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026

Just remember the rhyme! Masked by the sea, you’re alright by me, Masked by the planes, we’ll clap you in chains.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is an interesting photo if you know the layout of Dover Priory station, which this seems to be. Why are they turning right onto platform 1 rather than going straight ahead to the turnstiles? Probably saw daylight and went, “Wahey, we’re here lads!” then had to do it again at the actual exit.

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Explaincars Drama: PUB = Pueblo, Colorado and BINGO is the point at which your fuel is at a level that necessitates landing at an alternate airport. Incidentally this message could also be a text from your British Grandad making Tuesday night plans.

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Pascal Jacquemain @jacquep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Want to get rid of all you hairs below the neck? Can't be bothered to shave? Introducing Veet Vat. Open the lid, jump in, climb out with the ladder when done. Want to look like a naked mole rat? Use Veet Vat. (Can cause skin irritation, skin sloughing and drowning.)

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apollo 11's unscheduled visit to Butlins Pwllheli in 1970

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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Babe wake up, new German existentialist rap just dropped.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026

paranormal podcaster: today i’m speaking to a man who says he regularly feels the presence of spirits. mysteriously, two of them appear to be related - a father, and a son. i’m meeting him today in his place of work. richard, hi. catholic priest: sorry what kind of podcast did you say this was?

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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How England Could Have Been Sexland Credit: Starkey Comics Who were the Anglo-Saxon? brilliantmaps.com/how-engla...

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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 26/09/2026

Is the script for 12 ANGRY MEN still under copyright because I have an idea for a remix called 12 HANGRY MEN where the script is largely unaltered apart from the addition of twelve lines. Each juror says "I'm hungie" once over the course of the script.

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

About this Elizabeth Holmes documentary, is Nathan Fielder the modern equivalent of Louis Theroux? Is that it?

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ooh, there’s a police car parked outside!

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot

Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pop Bands in the News, day two: The time actual OMD took a detour in their tour bus just to pick up a copy of this headline. Elite level snacking.

Andy McCluskey out off of OMD in a convenience store holding up a packet of Mini Eggs, a multipack of Tunnock’s wafers and the Cumberland News and Star with a story about an overnight robbery at a music store in November 2017, while on their way to a gig in Sheffield. The headline is ORCHESTRAL REMOVERS IN THE DARK.

They had seen a post on this very account and made the detour off the M6 specially, and that makes us smug.

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Louise @uncannyval3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎶 It doesn’t matter if you’re good or brutal 🎶

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Weird coincidence that all this is happening the same day as the AI air control rollout. “You’re absolutely right - a forty five degree angle of approach is entirely too steep for landings, and that’s on me. Would you like me to call some local mortuaries?”

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