Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wedginald Wegisaurus Wex being particularly Abbotsford. 040
Reposted by Umami MamaPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 🎵 Well, I'm not the world's most financy guy But when he showed that chart it nearly broke my mind Oh my Kohler Allan Allan Kohler Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why he talked like an economist but said things I could understand Oh my Kohler Allan Allan Kohler Allan Allan Kohler..🎵 88718
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For reference, my pets’ names are Herr Doktor Großadmirale Goose von Munchenskratchen, and Monsieur Wedgie de Bleu avec Wigglebutt. 171
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So. I kinda did a thing. Meet Wedge aka Weginald, aka Atomic Wedgie. Full name Wedginald Wegisaurus Manzie 140
Reposted by Umami MamaMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026pope stepping naked out of his own funeral pyre with a baby green dragon 326814
Reposted by Umami Mama💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026America still demands the world mourn 9/11 while barely acknowledging the mountains of bodies it left across Iraq and Afghanistan afterwards. Their dead get names, memorials and endless tears whilst everyone else gets called collateral damage. Fuck American exceptionalism. 1306
Reposted by Umami MamaWill Morrison @wamorrison95.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Okay, stay with me but Gaga’s baby is Dolly Parton reincarnated 1355559
Reposted by Umami Mamaamerica.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026😅😅🔥🇨🇦 #Canada #LakeOntario 46130143148
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live Hole Foo Fighters ELO Pink Floyd U2 Blondie B52s The Proclaimers The Angels Midnight Oil 330
Reposted by Umami MamaOne Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Happy Skynet Self Awareness Day to all who celebrate… *this gets less funny every year. 9579199
Reposted by Umami MamaScott @merseytart.com · 27/08/2026If the universe could avoid killing a much beloved talent today that would be greatly appreciated. 852165205
Reposted by Umami MamaCrowbar @crowbar.wtf · 27/08/2026⚫️ edition.cnn.com/2026/08/26/s...edition.cnn.comJapanese artist Yayoi Kusama, who filled the world with polka dots, dead at 97 | CNNYayoi Kusama, one of the world’s most celebrated and best-selling artists has died, according to a statement on the artist’s official website. 8419
Reposted by Umami MamaWendy Harmer @wendyharmer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Jeez, give it a rest 2026… still recovering from losing Sam Neill 🥹 1534319
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Morning bah-woon over #abbotsford. So close l could hear the flames! 020
Reposted by Umami MamaJay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry in the same week is fucking rubbish, man 031
Reposted by Umami Mamawendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet. 8132352827
Reposted by Umami MamaThe Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026When I go I want everyone to pick their favorite recipe of mine and make it. That’s the legacy I wanna leave. Tasty things and cleavage pics. 1202
Reposted by Umami MamaDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Somewhere in Washington, D.C., there's a lonely little Left Anterior Descending Artery whose lumen is getting narrower and narrower. 2081763217
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just spent the most stunning evening with @mspraxis.bsky.social at Lightscape Melbourne. 030
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Sky writer over #abbotsford. Haven’t seen one in years! 150
Reposted by Umami MamaCrowbar @crowbar.wtf · 07/03/2026Right let’s get this over with early… INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY Thursday 19 November 2026 ORGANISE YOURSELVES 127121
Umami Mama @umami-mama.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Performance review this week. Asked for one at the end of my probation, but didn’t get one. Random staff (who l don’t report to) present. Was told one set of things which I’ll cop as absolutely room for improvement, but one “complaint” has knocked me for 6. I’m genuinely gobsmacked. Queue anxiety. 150
Reposted by Umami MamaPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 04/03/2026David Attenborough voice: Despite sharing a common name, the Spineless Albanese, native to Australia, and the Giant Albanese, native to Europe, are not, in fact, related at all 621645
Reposted by Umami MamaAlpheus Williams @alphwilliams.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Yup....pretty much sums it up! 1195
Reposted by Umami MamaSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I will play that funky music for you. However, I see no reason for you to reference my race or gender. And I think doing it until you die is excessive and I will not be a part of that. 5958258
