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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 10h

Finished disc 1 of FFVII on the randomiser in just under 12 hours This might be my favourite run through of FFVII I've ever done Aerith's death still a gut punch after all these years though

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 10h

ASMR anything just makes me feel horribly uncomfortable like I don't need a highly compressed audio of your rabbit eating fucking stop it

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This FFVII randomiser is fucking dope though Haven't had a solid 8 hour session on a game in TIME

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Playing through a FFVII randomiser mod and this arsehole was the first boss

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching FFVII Advent Children in English is a rough dub jesus

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've realised that I need to have the TV or radio on when I'm at home on my own doing other stuff so I don't get lonely I'm a house cat

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I keep having this "peasant metal" band advertised to me on Instagram and the best part of the song is on the ad because the rest of it is fucking dogshit

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh fuck I just watched the whole series Brutal

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hello Season 4 of Vox Machina nice to see you so unexpectedly

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jay this is a friendly reminder that you don't have to mention the autism every time you go out drinking

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Those tiny content creator mics need to go away now

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

While I'm on the subject, 6 year olds, whilst clumsy, generally know how to look where they're going Grown ass adults walking crowded streets with their eyeballs buried in their phone somehow forget this very basic concept

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This morning I will be mostly speaking to my 6 year olds in a Matt Berry voice My entire job is pretty much rage baiting or confusing small children and honestly it's my favourite thing

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Recreational runners please get the hell out of the cycle lane

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Please do not last minute change the plan Especially when the alternative is worse

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

New headcanon: OoT Zelda speaks with Randy Savage's voice

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the kind of shit that only the most boring people in the world care about Being an influential poster on here is one step above "reddit celebrity" and one below "just chatting twitch streamer"

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My N64 emulator throwing up some nightmare fuel this eve

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My dumb ass locked myself out of the flat this morning What a dumbass

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As of right now, there are 41 tiny paintings in my watercolour book Hoping to finish it by the end of the year

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've caught the start of term sickness because 6 year olds are proper little germ factories, so today will be spent doing little else but playing Mega Bomberman

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've just discovered The Orville and it's scratching some bullshit TNG itch I didn't realise I had without Wesley Crusher and more dick jokes

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fuck it it's a Carly Rae Jepsen morning

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm not sure how I became a fan of Tygers of Pan Tang but their new album is a lot of fun

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That new Slipknot track Eeeeeeehhh

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A list of people who shouldn't do podcasts: Comedians Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It's an Anaal Nathrakh kind of morning Hello old friends It's been a while

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fozzy Bear without a hat is the most cursed thing from The Muppets

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

First day back after 2 months off I am KNACKERED and the kids aren't even in until next week It's a Car Bomb train ride home tonight

open.spotify.com

Lights Out

Car Bomb · Meta · Song · 2016

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh no back at work tomorrow so obviously having last day of holiday drinks and potential "cookies"

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Also muting all AEW related text on here as the last thing I want to do is catch All In spoilers until I can actually watch it properly

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Well Toy Story 5 was surprisingly decent

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

r/Tetris didn't give a shit about this but fuck you I like it and I had a little time today

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton AND Tim Curry in the same week is fucking rubbish, man

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My biggest problem about "going for coffee" is that the coffee element doesn't actually last very long. Like I like coffee but it's over in a couple of minutes. A beer at least lasts a little bit longer.

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I am painfully aware of my resting face Trust me when I say I'm having a good time because my face doesn't want to fucking reflect it

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

New painting siren No I still have no idea what I'm doing This one's about the first animal that ever moved It's called "The First Horse" Big up to Chris Packham and his Evolution series

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The beach Sitting and doomscrolling, but with SAND

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Majora's Mask I tried and tried but the time limit mechanic just didn't work for me. Loved OoT though.

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It's another train journey It's Iron Monkey time RIFFS

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My train journey has consisted of some brutal death metal interspersed with the entirety of the Jellicle Ball dance number on YouTube Not beating the autistic allegations lads

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ok I get Archspire now Too Fast to Die is very silly and chaotic

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

One thing I've learned since joining Storygraph and contributing reviews is that some people give five star reviews to literally any old shit

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Saw Cats today at the open air theatre in Regent's Park and I'm pleased to report that my favourite musical is still as fucking weird as ever

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

We've been saying it for years, Jared Leto is a predator and a nonce I hope this is the thing that finally takes the wheels off the Leto machine because it's about fucking time

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just written a stupid punk song about Benidorm inspired by the old punks we met last time we were in Benidorm

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Money is gonna be tight over the next few months, so I'm gonna start offering my music skills in a freelance sort of way - Mixing/Production - Mastering - Artwork - Demoing tracks - Session guitar/bass/vocals - Drum programming Anyone interested, drop me a PM

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Jay 🦐 @captstupidbeard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

New as yet untitled music project has been started with one practically completed track and about 4 more in process Will be my first original metal anything in like 6 years (the SxC covers record doesn't count) EP hoping to drop around November Making Drop D heavy again

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