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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz

@ughjeez.bsky.social
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A freeze-frame of an animated 🤪 emoji Jack of a LOT of fkn trades dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️‍🌈

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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chunk Report™: He's settling in at the new house @homievulgaris.bsky.social @coyotespeaks.bsky.social
Chunk Bunkford, a chocolate colored silver fox rabbit chowing down on some grass in his pen
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
finally tried the fried chicken place I've been passing on the commute to the new house. A+ chicken and fried okra. kinda sad they didn't have livers, but the owner's side hustle selling bootleg Tom & Jerry and Betty Boop hoodies was on point
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
garlic-stuffed olives, breakfast of champions
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our closest bakery has a peaches and cream sourdough croissant and I'm regretting that I didn't take @sleepybaby666.bsky.social up on the offer to go halfsies with my pastrami, egg, & cheese sandwich
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when the fried chicken joint doesn't use a scale when you order a pound of fried livers, you don't question how fkn heavy that to go container is. My blood's gonna be ferrous as fuck tomorrow.
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when it's cool enough for me to wear my overalls to work and my coworker calls me "Farmer [Jeez]" @pareidolia.bsky.social
black overalls with a red-lined zipper bib pocket open to look like a laughing mouth, with buttons looking like eyes, captioned "HUEHUEHUE"
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
caught a cutie in the kitchen, let her out behind the garage
a wolf spider (I'm pretty sure) trapped under a glass with some cool refraction going on
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Great, it's stuck in my head now. Thanks, @jkass99.bsky.social
a gull on a pier with the caption "CLEVELAND We're Not Detroit"
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Love it when looking for a house and your agent and the listing agent are unavailable, so the owner gets to do the showing and you get the Real Shit about the neighborhood.
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Buy some stuff from mox! It's comfy and cool as hell!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
who's that driving??
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 10/08/2026
The weekend’s amusement, for Nintendo’s 50,000th day anniversary. An early playing card box re-make to check cut and art positions.
A photo of an early Nintendo playing card box with late 19th or early 20th century design. Its artwork is distinctive but extremely rough - but still evocative of the time. It’s made from white card with black only print. A photo of an early Nintendo playing card box with late 19th or early 20th century design. Its artwork is distinctive but extremely rough - but still evocative of the time. It’s made from white card with black only print. A photo of an early Nintendo playing card box with late 19th or early 20th century design. Its artwork is distinctive but extremely rough - but still evocative of the time. It’s made from white card with black only print. A photo of an early Nintendo playing card box with late 19th or early 20th century design. Its artwork is distinctive but extremely rough - but still evocative of the time. It’s made from white card with black only print.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 09/08/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

protect trans kids
or walk into the sea.

With a doodle of an elephant
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kids got no respect for sky cards
a Delta 757-300 sky card with a massive sparkly star sticker covering some part of every view of the diagram on the back of the card
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Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm so full of burrito, but there are pickles and garlic-stuffed olives in the fridge...
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SAME QUESTION - or - Who's good at embroidery on trucker caps?
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ea-Nasir catching strays from PC Gamer, or so I've been informed by my partner
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
listen to @boontavista.com
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Favorite part of the VP Fair?" "Leavin'!" Saturday was entertaining as hell with @devintoshea.bsky.social giving a damn fine intro to all of the World Wide Magazine footage. youtu.be/kK0rH3ceEuc
youtu.be
World Wide Magazine at the 1987 VP Fair
YouTube video by The Pete Parisi Archives
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Chunk Report™: Still huge
Chunk Bunkford, a chocolate brown-colored silver fox rabbit, just barreling the camera in his pen in the yard
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doing some research on Star City (the place, not the show) and I think I found a duplicate of your model in the OKB-1 museum, @victoriascott.bsky.social, just painted up with the proper flag and CCCP. It's even got the same little pedestals at the bottom.
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
a target sheet of an alien riddled with holes from BBs
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shrimp City represent @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
a shrimp on some driftwood in an aquarium
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fun fact! If you wear a "United States Department of Gangstalking" jacket in the grocery store in a white flight exurb, some people might think it's serious and yell at your husband in the parking lot and chase you til you pull into a highway patrol station
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
listen to @boontavista.com
a leaded glass guillotine hanging in a window. it's delicious.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 04/07/2026
Important Moments in American Gaming History ggtribune.com/2026/07/04/i...
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
omg it's me and @sleepybaby666.bsky.social (I'm Charlie)
Mac and Charlie from Always Sunny talking shit about America
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I always appreciate the July 3rd faint whiff of explosive chemicals every time I open a door, but the day after's a bit much.
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🦅🦉 Charlie from Roxborough @cvlrox.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
One Spain Minster gets caught up in gender reveal
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
lol, kids are watching Matilda for the first time and I overheard the opening VO from the kitchen, yelled "I know that voice! You aren't watching something you shouldn't be, RIGHT?" and just got met with a whole mess of questions about Danny DeVito.
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
now I need to know if an ankylosaurus has a sick term for its tail-based weapon like a stegosaurus's thagomizer
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
prepping ice balloons for the bunnies and lol tiddies
water balloons in a bowl, two of which are light pink and next to one another, giving the impression of a pair of breasts
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
got a new job
ARE YOU BEING GANGSTALKED?
GOOGLE WINSLOW DUMAINE AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
gonna submit my hunting safety course invoice for reimbursement from work, claiming it's professional development
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
done seent a cowboy medium read my deepest silliest secrets straight from my brain box
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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Wake up, babe! The new series of Russian X Files just dropped!
The "I want to believe" poster from off of the X Files but it's the top flying off of an oil storage tank that's been fucked to absolute bits instead of aliens.
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen to @boontavista.com (oh fuck I covered up the sticker, you couldn't read it anyway, it's so faded from that water bottle getting dropped on warehouse floors, it's just held together by stickers at this point)
Sailor Scouts flipping the bird, saying "Hot girls hate AI"
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Got to the Novel Neighbor to pick up my preorder 10 minutes before close. Fuck yeah.
@devintoshea.bsky.social 's The Veiled Prophet in front of a pizza box from Bud's Pizza & Beer
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
checking out graffiti on the underside of a historic covered bridge a couple weeks ago, saw someone had sprayed "fuck love" so I added in sharpie "(but, like, in the fun way)"
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Aw dicks. Novel Neighbor wouldn't break street date on @devintoshea.bsky.social 's The Veiled Prophet when my husband asked reeeally nicely if he could pick up my preorder early. Respect to them, but dangit I wanna read that book (I say with a bookmark a couple mm into DuBois' Black Reconstruction)
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Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
RIP to the jar of spicy pickled quail eggs I just killed off. time to find another excuse to hit up a farm store
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