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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz

@ughjeez.bsky.social
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A freeze-frame of an animated 🤪 emoji Jack of a LOT of fkn trades dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️‍🌈

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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 6h
FUN FACT™: When you trip and catch yourself one-handed, it's known as a FOOSH: fell on out-stretched hand. ...and if you do it right (read: wrong) you can crack the shit out of yr arm bones
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 22h
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 7h
Man goes to doctor, says he's feeling depressed, doctor say to try jorkin it crazy style. the man, sobbing, says "but doc, I AM jorkin it crazy style"
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 7h
I CHOOSE to be as GAY as a BUNNY
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TMYK🌠
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
didn't read the thread, don't care, :justpost:
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's queer as hell because it's named Fruit of the Loom
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gonna blame @animesickos.bsky.social for getting me to jump back into reading a dang webcomic
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
probably doesn't help that I just cropped a screenshot
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
almost as happy as Noel while eating spaghetti and being a condescending jag
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
catching up on Swan Boy and I've got a new favorite panel. hope the alt text does it justice, @bransonreese.bsky.social
Crystal, a stacked panda, and Swan Boy, a skinny swan... boy, ecstaticly yelling "HE LOVES SPAGHETTI!" over the head of Noel, an incensed-looking chameleon who has just ordered the spaghetti at a Carrabba's Italian Grill for the third time in very recent memory
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Ken'pai! @rumongray.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can't bust the krust
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hadn't, but didn't realize it'd be a problem 😬
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also honeysuckle. Slowly but surely making that bush near the rabbit hutch disappear so we can plant some elderberry
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still gotta swing by the feed & seed place near our new place to see what they've got, but he's been getting bunches of maple leaves for now
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chunk Report™: He's settling in at the new house @homievulgaris.bsky.social @coyotespeaks.bsky.social
Chunk Bunkford, a chocolate colored silver fox rabbit chowing down on some grass in his pen
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
northern Italian, southern Italian, Sicilian, Long Island Italian, New Jersey Italian, I got some range
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pretty sure @sleepybaby666.bsky.social is gonna kill me tomorrow because I'm gonna wake up saying "gay balls in my ass" in every non-problematic accent I can manage
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
since WHEN?
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gay balls in my ASS? (IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK)
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gay BALLS in my ass
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gay balls in MY ass
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chicken A-Peel in Jennings, icyww
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
finally tried the fried chicken place I've been passing on the commute to the new house. A+ chicken and fried okra. kinda sad they didn't have livers, but the owner's side hustle selling bootleg Tom & Jerry and Betty Boop hoodies was on point
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so rude to give me this information now that we just moved to a house with an Aldi within a 2-minute drive. I'll never eat anything else.
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get those steps in, Miga 👉🤘
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you can't fool me, that's some art from @nanoraptor.danamania.com ...right?
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
garlic-stuffed olives, breakfast of champions
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
omg its Goky
a shitty statue of Goku with the caption "OMG IT'S GOKY"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been saying this
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
huh, I guess Ed really IS the frog from Falling Down. also he's also got a turtle (tortoise?) friend who's even more nervous
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[por que no los dos.gifv]
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well YEAH. otherwise, what's the point?
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the smiling gs are a great touch :)
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
-me if I ever bothered to post on the shitter.
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our closest bakery has a peaches and cream sourdough croissant and I'm regretting that I didn't take @sleepybaby666.bsky.social up on the offer to go halfsies with my pastrami, egg, & cheese sandwich
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
can't even post a Kirkstein without worrying about it getting Zucced, smdh
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[the_more_you_know.mp4]
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She's all out of flying fricks to give!
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ooh dam! Are those on the Tom and Becky?
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"It was a pleasure to [strangle a horse]." -Ray Bradbury.
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Further evidence that Riley's keeping Mattie in the Dungeon just to farm out her labor to people in the Lounge. ...but for real, Is That Good™?
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmao, gonna raid my mom's bead stash to make that for my daughter* next time I'm over *no, she has not seen Mrs. Doubtfire
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
good dog™
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmao, just gonna assume it's the anniversary of that post
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Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
-Fulgrim, immediately before coming* face-to-face with Slaanesh *pun intended
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