Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 6hFUN FACT™: When you trip and catch yourself one-handed, it's known as a FOOSH: fell on out-stretched hand. ...and if you do it right (read: wrong) you can crack the shit out of yr arm bones 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 7hMan goes to doctor, says he's feeling depressed, doctor say to try jorkin it crazy style. the man, sobbing, says "but doc, I AM jorkin it crazy style" 000
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026didn't read the thread, don't care, :justpost: 120
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it's queer as hell because it's named Fruit of the Loom 110
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026gonna blame @animesickos.bsky.social for getting me to jump back into reading a dang webcomic 000
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026probably doesn't help that I just cropped a screenshot 110
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026almost as happy as Noel while eating spaghetti and being a condescending jag 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026catching up on Swan Boy and I've got a new favorite panel. hope the alt text does it justice, @bransonreese.bsky.social 5673
Reposted by ScreeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzzKen'pai! @rumongray.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW 4862703057
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hadn't, but didn't realize it'd be a problem 😬 000
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also honeysuckle. Slowly but surely making that bush near the rabbit hutch disappear so we can plant some elderberry 110
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Still gotta swing by the feed & seed place near our new place to see what they've got, but he's been getting bunches of maple leaves for now 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chunk Report™: He's settling in at the new house @homievulgaris.bsky.social @coyotespeaks.bsky.social 1182
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026northern Italian, southern Italian, Sicilian, Long Island Italian, New Jersey Italian, I got some range 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pretty sure @sleepybaby666.bsky.social is gonna kill me tomorrow because I'm gonna wake up saying "gay balls in my ass" in every non-problematic accent I can manage 130
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026gay balls in my ASS? (IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK) 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026finally tried the fried chicken place I've been passing on the commute to the new house. A+ chicken and fried okra. kinda sad they didn't have livers, but the owner's side hustle selling bootleg Tom & Jerry and Betty Boop hoodies was on point 100
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026so rude to give me this information now that we just moved to a house with an Aldi within a 2-minute drive. I'll never eat anything else. 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you can't fool me, that's some art from @nanoraptor.danamania.com ...right? 000
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026garlic-stuffed olives, breakfast of champions 220
Reposted by ScreeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzzChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY 4448211658
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026huh, I guess Ed really IS the frog from Falling Down. also he's also got a turtle (tortoise?) friend who's even more nervous 001
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026-me if I ever bothered to post on the shitter. 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Our closest bakery has a peaches and cream sourdough croissant and I'm regretting that I didn't take @sleepybaby666.bsky.social up on the offer to go halfsies with my pastrami, egg, & cheese sandwich 011
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026can't even post a Kirkstein without worrying about it getting Zucced, smdh 040
Reposted by ScreeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzzThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026 13814
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"It was a pleasure to [strangle a horse]." -Ray Bradbury. 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Further evidence that Riley's keeping Mattie in the Dungeon just to farm out her labor to people in the Lounge. ...but for real, Is That Good™? 000
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lmao, gonna raid my mom's bead stash to make that for my daughter* next time I'm over *no, she has not seen Mrs. Doubtfire 010
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lmao, just gonna assume it's the anniversary of that post 061
Screeeeeemmmmzzzzzzzz @ughjeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026-Fulgrim, immediately before coming* face-to-face with Slaanesh *pun intended 010