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i deciphered the voynich manuscript it says you suck

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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 7h
my toenail clippers for aged folks arrived & it is the FANCIEST SHIT: it is solid black metal, the black container-surface it sits is recessed & velvet-lined, inside a HANDSOME METAL BOX like PiL were now purveyors of toenail clippers total cost: £10
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 14h
i ve reached the "identify things to dissuade me from making this pitch" stage of this pitch >:(
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 15h
choosin texas but it's man city i don't understand this story or why it's bad, i will not be informing myself!
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wondered “where's that?" till i realised my laptop is making decorative display of some of the photos i took of homes on offer when i was flat-hunting back in 2022 anyway they still look nice (attractively tidy!) tho i went with a difft choice (which i am currently sat in)
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Country Universe @countryuniverse.net · 29/09/2026
[slow clap] Best way On Here to remain willfully incurious about a subject is to Main Character dogpile someone who's an actual published authority on that subject until they're no longer On Here. But some white men felt *scolded*, so...
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“go shower! you smell like a marmoset!”
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think im glad I didn’t read the book before I watched the TV version (or anyway read it so long ago I entirely forgot it all) maybe be afterwards I will dig it out of itsbox (which box tho)
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Chris Dillow @chrisdillow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Treating the triple lock issue as one of pensioners vs non-pensioners is silly identity politics. The qn is: how do we best prepare for our retirements, & should we sacrifice some of this preparation to pay for social care insurance? I need convincing.
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the best moment in DRACULA (1897) is when van helsing says "ah but what if she's UN-dead have you thought of that?" ("she" is lucy westenra, hotly beloved of all the men in the room aside from VH)
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time to listen to ELA MINUS (colombian electronica but she sings also)
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
retirement report: six days after my 1st pension payment i just went online to buy "nail clippers for old ppl!" (£9.99: we shall see!) look i own "nail clippers for yung ppl", they just don't really work any more! things no one teaches you in school 😾
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
choosin sluggo
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a funny-sad thing abt the survivor-stragglers of the lost franklin expedition is that some believe they marked their path eastwards to salvation (unsuccessful) with pointing-figure signs placed atop cairns
picture of a pointing-finger sign (aka "carved retro manicule") that i nicked off of etsy: it reads "CARPE DIEM"
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time to listen POPSTAR by tinashe (2026) choosin' kentucky! ok she now lives in hollywood that means nothing
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone can't know abt everything & maybe it's a generational thing but i was surprised when youtube's "d.b.cooper sleuth" hadn't heard of mae brussell
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
made my supper too delicious & also a bit too much of it & now I can’t get up off the sofa 🫠
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to listen to TALKING HEADS: 77 (1977) think this is the first time i paid attention that colon
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
upside of the otherwise tiresome periodic upsurges of "poptimist" discourse is the degree to which they unveil how ppl variously if confusedly understand* the many agglomorated machineries of delivery, their intended & unintended settings, how they change, evolve, decline etc…
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1958
P1 - NANCY IS IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING AT THE COOKIE JAR SITTING ON THE COUNTER 
NANCY: H M M
P2- AUNT FRITZI IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN NANCY CALLS HER FROM THE KITCHEN 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- MAY I HAVE A COOKIE?
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FRITZI: HAVE A PEAR INSTEAD 
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NANCY: OH, BOY --- THANKS
NANCY IS SMILING AS SHE WALKS AWAY WITH TWO COOKIES
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
noticed the “disappearance of famous explorer” headline while I was on the phone to my sister, thought “uh oh” as you do (oh no lost in the antarctic?) — did NOT expect the full story to go in the direction it does 😔
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
switching lanes from CIEN AÑOS DE SOLEDAD to LA REINA DEL SUR: in both cases the us is impinging in ugly fashion below the border & the (bad) local president is called VARGAS
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sabrina catching strays* in the RS algo-provocation discourse *ok one stray but don’t think I didn’t see you
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I thought I’d read ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE decades ago, but the more I watch theTV show, the more I think I didn’t after all currently it’s at a v dramatic juncture = class war in the banana industry!
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so i see in my precursor commentary i called her ELLIE not ELLA, this is whyt they pay me the big bucks (nothing at all) to opine
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
quixoticclown on twitter: "Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it"

[A still from Game of Thrones showing Tywin Lannister (Charles Dance). He is seated in a dimly lit room, wearing dark leather armor adorned with a Hand of the King pin, looking off-camera with a stern expression.]
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just got an alert that reads "the spencer-windsor blood feud continues" & was all RETVVVVRN
a lithograpgh of the BATTLE OF BARNET: a dense cluster of medieval armoured fighting men in a landscape, white horses with red trappings visible at the fore, a forest of vertical spears at the back, plus bodies on the ground
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anyway with the help of someone professionally skilled in CARPENTRY i have re-achieved what i had back in hackney = the ability, as desired by humankind since before the dawn of time, to gaze out of the window for hours on end instead of working 👍🏽 🪟 👀
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
elton john shd have attempted a berlin trilogy
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's 27 september, wet & windy, is there a case for closing some of the windows? i will never close any of the windows
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a nice thing abt being a copy editor is if you write "fair dues" i get to cross that out & write in "fair dos" instead & that's what will be published "poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world" said jesting shelley. he meant copy editors…
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just remembered i dremt i was TINTIN climbing a ceramic cliff-face (it was very slippery & haddock was being too slow ahead of me so i slid back to the cliff-base)
static.klipy.com
Tintin Au Tibet: Pixel Art Running Animation
Alt: tintin au tibet: pixel art running animation
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
time to catch up with the big teen fave (taylor is 36)
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all bases covered
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oil is a sliding thing
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ISHMAEL: call me Ishmael ME: no thanks
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyway in conclusion the "mystery of brian jones" netflix doc is absolutely fucking awful lol
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
stanislas “stash” klossowski de rola brian’s drug pal, son of the perve-weirdo painter-aristocrat balthus, cousin by lore of hannibal lecter, is the central interview (unfortunately)
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching a weirdly badly made netflix doc abt brian jones, has some nice footage & potentially good interviews, not coherently jigsawed together
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
learning about the GTOs & beaming confusedly whenever (miss) sparky is mentioned (sparky is my in-family name, it’s a whole thing)
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
topical
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
weird little burst of grumpiness as i remove books from their current hard-to-scan floorstacks to shelve them & register that there are two (2) h.potters in the house 👎🏽 👎🏽 weird bcz i certainly own books by WAY worse ppl w/o turning a hair (tbf tho they are better books) (low-bar klaxon sounds 📢 )
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
scientific american is bad now but where else will i get alerts of this quality: "superfast plasma is careening toward earth, astronomers thrilled"
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a thing i find unexpected is that as well as olive groves & vineyards, sicily has salt & sulphur mines -- it seems culturally out of place? anyway it's a consequence of the med being a sunken waterless plain for a thousand years, back before the zanclean flood 5,330,000 yrs ago
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not sure why this is funny to me but I love how beethoven’s pupil carl czerny, who would be liszt’s tutor, is best known for a book of studies called the SCHOOL OF VELOCITY what’s *real* music about carl?
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
take an iced coffee into the interview but it has POISON PILLS in it little_old_lady_trial_scene_lady_from_shanghai.gif
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🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️ @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tfw u turn on LA REINA DEL SUR & it’s just the mexican stuff (I refuse to believe mexican viewers of this mexican production care any more than I do abt the mexican stuff) take us back to machu picchu!
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