Reposted by Danmad scientist muscle @goodcraz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ugh whatever wraps my fuligin cloak over myself and walks away 0124
Reposted by DanBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A lot of comedians don’t realize you have invincibility frames between the setup and punchline 3813
Reposted by DanAdam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up. 503689760
Reposted by DanScooby Doo Philosopher (Debut novel MORE BUGS out now)!!! @dayofthemutants.bsky.social · 13/07/2026WOW!!! L@@K: store.steampowered.com/app/4916370/...store.steampowered.com10 Beautiful Postcards on SteamTake the eye for a walk - a fabulous multimedia hotel to explore. Move a little guy across 200+ fantastic Screens. NO COLLISION, NO MECHANICS, NO SERVICE: THE IMAGE IS HOTEL TO THE BRAIN. 27433
Reposted by DanPC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 30/06/2026Little Computer People // Pony Canyon Inc // PC-98 011425
Reposted by Dankc green @kcg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026starting anew sketchbook with #makeaterriblecomicday2026 121782244
Reposted by Danmax huffman @maxhuffman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“OUR FINEST LIVING MIND” scanned from the handsome new offset edition of THEM-SHAPED CLOUDS, available now www.motiongoods.co 04010
Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Inventing a disposable vape that makes a single weak, hacking cough when the battery dies. No other new features 0121
Reposted by DanBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/07/2026>> what to bring in picnic basket? >> Cheese, crackers :) >> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries >> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then >> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me 719321
Reposted by DanBaleful Warrior of Death Who Kills @subtlethinker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It's little wonder the cyclopean slabs sealing the chamber were so firmly secured; the black, fetid vapor that dissipated with an unnatural howl revealed a wealth of treasure. 071
Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026in the hospital after stepping on an ant who did a frame-perfect parry 018151
Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint. 61291592
Reposted by Danjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Tollund Man was discovered by peat cutters Viggo and Emil Hojgaard, who immediately contacted authorities. But by that time paramedics were too late to save him 211614
Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i ask my butler what he learned at butler school, he says nothing, but the very next day he's pulling out those butler tricks 🙄 18416
Reposted by Dan聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Amazon is making a tv show of the dreamcast game Sengoku Turb to air in 2027 1398
Reposted by DanThe ultimate flag of convenience @tetradugenica.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It's because if you don't have a good moral framework pre ego death, post ego death you just get a distributed ego, the fork reflects Jakes ego back to him. He's basically saying "Hello, pointy metal Jake, I love you." 1173
Reposted by DanSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 06/04/2026⚠️ made over 100 replies yesterday ⚠️ made 10 Perfect Replies 19511
Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hello. my name is Jeremy Transitionlens. Yes, in a classic case of nominative determinism, I am the creator of "The Jeremy", a mixed drink made of milk and gin 0132
Reposted by DanRachel Theresa⭐Cali Zughase @shamaness.bsky.social · 30/03/2026🏗️👩🏭 woman factory worker + cinder critters 413132
Reposted by DanIced Blood Diva @magnificatenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Hope you all have a wonderful Friday! Remember, I’m here for you. Your pain is my pain, your joy is my joy. Come over to me at any time! Just approach! ~ Empathypig 3206
Reposted by DanBrave Burattino 🪱 @braveburattino.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I caught a spy my liege 1437091138
Reposted by DanAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 24/03/2026We need a president who travels in a blimp named The Riddle 37712
Reposted by Dan聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Voice of the wired (unsure who is talking): Ancient people carried within their minds their own guestbooks, signed them, signed each other's guestbooks. That was lost. With a connected internet mankind has created the final guestbook with one place for a signature, to be signed by God Lain: yeah 1350104
Reposted by Danroad trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Thank you! I'll eat this. (munch, munch, GULP!)! Phew, you saved me. This is the only way I can thank you. Please take my musical instrument. 02316
Reposted by DanStinger o Wanjiro @stingerwanjiro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Shakashuri Blowdown 4246501660
Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 07/02/2026"yo there was an apple outside asking about you, i gave it your home address and phone number" 091
Reposted by Danrandomsakuga @randomsakuga.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Key Animation: Hiroyuki Imaishi (今石 洋之) Short: Musashiden II: Blade Master (武蔵伝II ブレイドマスター) (Game OP) (2005) www.sakugabooru.com/post/show/22... 2285109
Reposted by DanBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Astral ProJOKEtion grassyvalley.thecomi... 316624
Reposted by DanPOKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026TWO HAMMERS yellow5.com/pokey 124174
