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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
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Shannon Proudfoot @sproudfoot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The most comforting possibility is that this is more of the endless, stupid "get on board or get left behind!" insistence from the tech industry and only a tiny handful of absolute psychopaths would have any interest in this. The other possibilities are worse.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Canada imports a lot of blood products from the U.S. If you are able to donate blood yourself, now is a good time to do it. www.blood.ca/en/about-us/...
blood.ca
Why “Made in Canada” Must Apply to Lifesaving Medicines
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ruin/destabilise/interfere with our economy to the point where we will welcome their assistance/annexation/??? was always the plan. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Mr. Trump has also applied 15-per-cent tariffs on most cars made overseas. The tariffs have cost U.S.-based carmakers billions of dollars and spurred them to shift production and boost U.S. content.

"That's what Trump said he was going to do," Prof. Frise said. "He's going to damage our economy to the point where it isn't sustainable any more, and then he could take over. That's his goal. The thing about Mr. Trump is he usually tells you what he's going to do."
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But it could be like pick your own strawberries. Dive in, whatever you end up holding you can take and see what it does!
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shout-out to all the Canadian Gen Xers who had a crush on the Hochtaler lady years before they had any idea who the hell Marlene Dietrich was.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some nice Americans I know have been asking about my well-being, in Ottawa, because they have seen FIRE IN ONTARIO and SMOG IN TORONTO AND ACROSS THE US MIDWEST AND EASTERN SEABOARD and thought I was rather close to real danger from it.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You'd hope Northern Ontario being on fire, and not just the smoke's effect elsewhere, would be a bigger story on the CBC's and Globe & Mail's websites, but nah. No updates since the evacuation orders yesterday.
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Residents of Namaygoosisagagun First Nation watched their home burn to the ground as they had to evacuate by boat due to a rapidly approaching wildfire. At least four other communities in the region have also been evacuated due to wildfires.
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Wildfires in northern Ontario force First Nations to flee
Several wildfires are forcing members of a number of First Nations to flee their homes in northern Ontario.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I lived in Toronto for a very short time, a block away from a Croatian Church, and a short walk from Little Portugal. So, basically, my (temporary) neighbourhood must be going bananas and ain't no one sleeping there tonight.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
1. Yay! 2. I wonder if FIFA will let one of the frickin' host countries play their next game at home.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm old enough to remember when we only had oranges for a month or so during the year. Strawberries were purchased en masse in the summer and frozen (sugared to hell and back for some reason). This is breaking my brain and making me feel ancient and cheap as hell. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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'It's insane' how much parents spend on berries, but when did they become an all-season snack? | CBC News
Fresh berry availability — the amount of food that is physically present in a country for consumption— has increased by 237 per cent since 2000, according to data from Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada...
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What a mess.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A former national hero said that the only sports team Montréal has going for it is the Canadiens. The Victoire won the Walter LAST WEEK (some of the team are the Habs game right now). I was at the Ottawa-Montreal NSL game on Saturday and the Roses were INCREDIBLE (and are top of the standings).
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fake laughter on podcast promos should be banned.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Leaving the house late because you cuddled a cat and then you had a fight with the lint roller trying to find the end and then it won't let you peel layers off properly anyway and now you're anxiety sweating and worried about whether you've remembered to put on deodorant and
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Strong Towns Ottawa @strongtownsottawa.ca · 15/03/2026
The Glebe BIA had a report done about the area. We think this image perfectly encapsulates the reason for hesitancy by the business owners to get rid of parking. While 86% of the respondents who come to shop said they get there by means other than driving, 94% of the owners said they drove.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You can't rebuild history/the dank. I'm livid and will get as many quarts there as I can in the meantime. Also remember when James Street was supposed to come back after redevelopment and never did? Ugh. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
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Carleton Tavern to be ‘reimagined’ as part of proposed development in Ottawa’s Hintonburg
The Carleton Tavern is set to receive a makeover as part of a proposal to redevelop the block in Ottawa’s Hintonburg neighbourhood with a 38-storey residential building.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nonsense decision. Most juice a hospital would be serving is as sugary and, though it might have a few more vitamins, won't be as stomach soothing or comforting to a lot of patients.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Resident cat would like to replace Shane Hollander as spokesperson. (Or just wanted to maw on box tape.)
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
DIRTBAGS AHOY maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...
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The Diet Crimes of Metabolife - Maintenance Phase
The rags-to-riches tale of how an illegal methamphetamine manufacturer became a legal methamphetamine manufacturer.Support us:Hear bonus episodes on PatreonWatch Aubrey's documentaryBuy Aubrey's bookL...
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The Tumbler Ridge Parent Advisory Committee's fundraiser is nearing 80% of its (imo) modest goal to support their small community after Tuesday's tragedy. Please pitch in, if you are able. www.gofundme.com/f/tumbler-ri...
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Donate to Supporting families affected in Tumbler Ridge, organized by Tumbler Ridge PAC
Supporting Families Impacted by the Recent Tragedy in Tumbler Ridge … Tumbler Ridge PAC needs your support for Supporting families affected in Tumbler Ridge
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
a clinic that provided services to 12,000 people being closed on the basis of 8 complaints perfectly captures the nature of the uk 'trans-debate' www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
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NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints – there were only eight
An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh, Reddit. Yes, I want this, but in the way people want to win the lottery or a little girl might want a pony.
A reddit post saying “Mara Wilson wants to be on Taskmaster”
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The number of daily posts on Reddit would drop by 99% if people knew how/bothered to use the search function.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Spirit of the West on a Maple Leaf ad during CBC Olympic coverage is putting a hat on a hat that was already wearing a tuque.
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Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If the immigration “issue” was really about black & brown people “taking your jobs,” the powers that be wouldn’t be so damn eager to hand your jobs over to robots & artificial intelligence. It’s just about giving you someone to hate & think yourself better than. You’re not.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 01/02/2026
“What’s your stealthiest chest freezer?”
A chest freezer with autumn tree camo covering
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
The cast of SCTV
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
same energy.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman holding a cup of coffee with the word exactly below her
ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the word exactly below her
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
picture of a deeply tanned RFK Jr. advertising sunscreen with beef tallow
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Using my olde android phone in the Apple Store. Such a rebel.
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(Quietly sliding my campaign for all UK babies to be issued cigarettes and an elegant carriage clock back in the drawer) wow that’s great
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Good news: There was a lot of snow clearing last night! Bad news: This nonsense on Kirkwood making for a blocked bike lane and inaccessible bus stop.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I am SEATED. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Recall petition targeting Alberta Premier Danielle Smith approved | CBC News
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, along with two additional members of her cabinet, are now the latest MLAs to face a recall petition from constituents.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Wild to get a 'holiday special' ad from Circle K on a podcast. Gonna be gifting folks some four-packs of Red Bull now.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
(something about cocaine and watersports) (something about wild dogs with winter UTIs) (something about the scientists behind this coding high-fiving about what they have done)
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
the great gatsby is one of the most widely assigned books in america and yet apparently literally nobody understands it www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Fat people will still exist after this latest weight-loss obsession phase is over. GLP-1s are not a panacea. They are not accessible/affordable to most, don't work for many, and are incredibly dangerous for some. Most biohackers are mostly just dieters with a techbro veneer.
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Megan @ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Every now and I again I remember our Icelandic bus tour guide telling us 'All of our ponies are well-behaved or else they are sausages'.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hardest royal fit of all time
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