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UARTman

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Programmator. He/him. 🏴‍☠️

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Greatest trick AI leaders have pulled is convincing many people—especially influential people in govt, media, and business—that their software is intelligent, independent, yet never culpable. Humans build it, humans deploy it, but no one bears responsibility for the things that happen when they do.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if Bethesda had made pillars of eternity all the lore would be the same, but the fact the gods are constructs would be in a book no one reads, you'd never meet an animancer, and Amaua and Orlans wouldn't be playable characters or visible NPCs (mentioned in books)
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ionchy @ionchy.ca · 23/05/2026
start doing computer science <3
START DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

* VARIABLES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
* YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL MORE TO CREATE
* Don't want to write code anyway? We have a field for you: It's called THEORY
* "Well typed programs don't go wrong." "Boolean satisfiability is NP-complete." "Every effectively calculable function is computable." — Statements dreamed up by the utterly inspired

LOOK at what computer scientists deserve your Respect for all this time, with all the circuits and computers we built for them
(This is REAL computer science, done by REAL computer scientists):

[graph of the ARPANET] the Internet
[photo of an FPGA] FPGAs
[screenshot of RocqIDE] proof assistants

They have given us beautiful tools
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Death to fascism, freedom to the people @atriflemiffed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lots of stupid people trying to dunk on an insanely impressive engineering achievement because they think it has something to do with AI even though the ML used for bipedal locomotion is a completely different branch of computer science
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Why Has the Left Not Considered Adopting A Point Antithetical to Its Very Existence?" asks Conservative Who Says He's A Socialist
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/08/2026
Jacob animorph-ing into a fighter jet. Animorphs font text says "Ace Combat"
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
angry transphobe refuses to use the term "cislunar" orbits, crashes into the pacific northwest during reentry burn while arguing over 'they're NORMAL lunar orbits" to horrified ground control
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シャポコ🌵 @shapoco.net · 01/08/2026
らくがき
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etiology shrdlu @loafenson.computer · 02/08/2026
a computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never be held accountable
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storm's herald @mechaknightess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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dazey ✖️📺 @dazeystray.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i take it back, this one was my magnum opus #dazeydoodle #eldenring #ranni
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birds @prttysunset.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Edit of a defense/military powerpoint slide titled "The Integrated Survivability "Onion"" that features a diagram of a halved onion. Five floating text labels point to different layers of the onion. From most external to most internal they read: “All the world will be your enemy,", "Prince with a Thousand Enemies,", "and whenever they catch you,", "they will kill you.", "But first they must catch you".
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.xyz · 13/06/2026
The goal isn’t to replace the work of humans. It’s to make a case for its devaluation.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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poultrygeistowo.bsky.social @poultrygeistowo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
someone phrased it as "the left is deadly serious, that's why they can be extremely obnoxious. the right is playing. they're playing when they say the awful things to others, and the awful things they want to do. they'll be playing when they hang people from lampposts too"
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 16/07/2026
teen. chicago police employee. teen. chicago police. employee.
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Agott and an owl kitty! #witchhatatelier #art
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 01/07/2026
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
new spider just dropped: ballista spiders a highly tensioned snare silk line is used to bait green tree ants into attacking, whereupon they are stuck and launched at 130g into a web 50cm (over 1.5 feet) away lmao owned www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/06/2026
every single study done on this shows that the actual best behavior is done under consistent pseudonyms and people behave worse under real names it’s counterintuitive but at this point the real names thing is willful denial of evidence
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this headline does more to normalize antisemitism than anything pro palestine groups on college campuses have ever done btw
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
every single thing I learn about Thatcher reminds me of how her regime was so fucking horrible that a bunch of punks and nerds could only express it by writing this guy into existence
Mr. E, from the show Warthmammer 3,000
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Both Republicans and Democrats spent years falling over themselves to gift this world-ending power to a violently deranged, sieg-heiling Nazi
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Guardian System (She/Her) @kodochara.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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UARTman @uartman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pyre by Supergiant
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 20/05/2026
I FORGOT I DREW THIS
"Haro Hat Atelier" featuring Haro but cylindrical like a witch hat...
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You wouldn't kick a miette
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Questie @thefarhorizon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Pitch Roll Yaw Thrust Drag Lift
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UARTman @uartman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'd probably go for Strugatsky Brothers' Monday Begins on Saturday. It would have to either be a point-and-click adventure loose/spiritual adaptation of the books, or a story-driven management-ish game about a privatized NIICHAVO in the nineties for maximum social critique.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It makes me so angry that baldur’s gate won every single game of the year award in existence, but if it had been an indie game it would not have been allowed on the any storefront or funding platforms.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 09/05/2026
I want to see Judith Butler in the credits of GTA 6
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/05/2026
BREAKING: SCOTUS has ruled 6-3 that it is illegal and unconstitutional to criticize or be mean to the people who run Bluesky
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corpus @corpus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I think people should stop talking about Labour as "losing" electorally and frame it as them succeeding with their collaboration with Reform during the rise of fascism. Starmer might not come out of this with a 10/10 PM rating but he will be happy with his life and the project he's a part of.
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Mira Missingtexture @fedi.argentumcation.zip · 06/05/2026
You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
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Nils le synapside @vaskrag.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The Force is what carries sound and allows you to hear the spaceships' pew pews.
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 29/04/2026
Tumblr post by sreegs:

remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

[Quark face] FEMALES [Quark face]

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/04/2026
u never see this on a tradlife mood board
An simple white tombstone in an old Willamette Valley graveyard that simply reads "BABY"
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
it's like what if we had a pro murder party arresting guys who like watching horror movies
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Crow @crowpotkin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
An Evans/Killjoy ticket that nukes the Great Lakes and legalizes gas station drugs nationwide still will not do as much damage as Trump, so it might be hard to get the accelerationist vote.
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