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Tyler Stansbury

@tylertas.bsky.social
348 followers 634 following 320 posts

👆This is 46. It's just me. If I have something to say, I'll say it. If a skeet is interesting, I'll reskeet. Portland born, Halloweentown raised. Cis (He/him)

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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 15h
300,000 tons is the equivalent of 93 million gallons of diesel. U.S. daily consumption? 160 million gallons. So 13-14 hours’ worth. Won’t really move the needle on prices in the market.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 18h
The key point is that this is selling out our allies and freedom for NOTHING other than, as Marcy points out, Putin possibly helping Trump out of Iran. I wonder if Russians catch wind of Trump's lies while lining up for diesel and get even more pissed at Putin. Tough but possible!
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am sick and tired of seeing this shit. DOGE was not a "missed opportunity," it was an intentional effort by billionaire oligarchs to destroy the federal government's capacity to do good things for the American people.
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, didn't care to look through the window and see who was inside. Just decided to start shooting. Under New York law, this satisfies the prerequisites for reckless endangerment ((NY Penal Law § 120.20, with aggravating circumstances).
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t help but notice that ICE keeps claiming that people it shoots were trying to ram the agents with a car, and then video keeps proving that’s a lie.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026
I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)
The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing.
They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a big reason that conservatives like trump is he doesnt shy away from naming hrc, obama, biden etc as his adversaries. he says their names with his full chest and then does his dopey nicknames. that tells his supporters "this guy aint afraid and he thinks theyre pieces of shit too"
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They know they'll never have to raise the minimum wage again so long as they can keep their constituents' focus on transphobic bullshit.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is as clearly as I've seen this spelled out. If the PCSA smelled off to you but you didn't know quite why, this interview offers very lucid proof that you were correct. defector.com/an-antitrust...
What you're saying is, the antitrust exemptions in the NBA, MLB, NFL, etc. are allowed as a result of the collective bargaining process, whereas the PCSA seeks a similar exemption by circumventing the collective bargaining process. Is that correct?

Generally, yes. When we talk specifically about labor markets, all of the restraints that we see in labor markets of our professional sports leagues—the salary cap, the draft, the limits on player movement, every single one of them—to the extent that they're exempt from antitrust law, are the products of good-faith collective bargaining between the management group and the players group, and exist in a collective bargaining agreement that was reached through good-faith bargaining.

What is being proposed with the Protect College Sports Act is to establish the exact same types of labor restraints, specifically a salary cap, specifically a number of years of eligibility to compete in college sports, and specifically limits on transfers, but not to do so in collective bargaining where there are representatives in the room, on behalf of employer and employee, but rather through a legislative bill, which seems to be negotiated by a number of different constituent groups, none of which is a representative of the players in any meaningful sense, and absolutely none of which have been chosen and selected by the players as a union representative.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Every oval that Americans fill in on the D side of a ballot this fall is them saying Fuck Donald Trump as loudly and clearly as possible. And Hakeem Jeffries wants to check his swing if he dares to utter it himself? Sit on a gavel, you fucking clown.” defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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A Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,...
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tired: No one ever wrote a song called Fuck The Fire Department Wired: Cops paid someone millions of dollars to write a song called Fuck The Fire Department
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Smörhuvud (he/surprise me) @guncelawits.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Democrats’ failure to disqualify Trump from running in 2024 on the basis of his past crimes does not give me confidence in their ability to assertively kneecap him in 2027-2028. I intend to maintain an ember of hope, but not an evidence-based one.
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Justin Mikulka @justinmikulka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Dangerous provisions would hand Trump broad powers to block future presidents from acting on climate change and restoring the Clean Air Act" Seems bad.
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder what other bonding/relationship activities he has outsourced.
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as promised here's what I had to say about Jim Bakkers death...and the similarities between his life and Trump www.ms.now/opinion/jim-...
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Opinion | Jim Bakker's legacy of hucksterism lives on in Donald Trump
Anthea Butler: Jim Bakker was devoted to Donald Trump. Here's what the two men had in common.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup! #USDemocracy #Pinks
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Tyler Stansbury @tylertas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Star Trek Enterprise Enterprise
Alt: Slightly amused Captain Archer
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate when anyone diminishes service jobs. Some hard labor with ungrateful people for shit pay.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is no shame in flipping burgers. Because there's no shame in being poor in a rigged, shit system. There is, however, a lot of shame in being a wealthy fuckface with a job and hoarding your wealth while others struggle to eat. Change your vernacular about the burger thing, please.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 09/03/2025
…🤔 Your belly button is just your old mouth. …🙃
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/10/2026
Trump doesn’t want his voters thinking about insanely high gas prices. He wants them fantasizing about millions of Democrats being killed in Los Angeles and San Diego. If you watch the full clip, it’s 100% intentional.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump is about to sell out Ukraine, basically the culmination of the 2016 influence operation, but that history has been memory holed. www.youtube.com/shorts/yDK-8...
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Trump's Team Sells Out the US
YouTube video by emptywheel
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 07/10/2026
I wish people understood that TV writers: 1. *Have* actually thought more about this than even the most die hard fan. 2. Are beholden to time, money, and owner constraints that fans will never be aware of. 3. Are extremely likely to already be aware of any critiques because (see 1) but (see 2)
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Christopher ‘Bing’ Bingham @chriscoolblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NEW VIDEO! Ep 12 of my Star Wars series is out today! One last big trivia dump before we move on to the prequels... Here's the link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uT_... 💫
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The co-author of this memoir writes for Clay Travis' new site, in case you were wondering if this book will be even the slightest bit credible
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Brad Guigar @bradguigar.com · 06/10/2026
Some relationships burn hot. Vampire relationships just burn. What supernatural creature would make the worst date—and why? #HaHaHaHalloween
Halloween Countdown: 25 more days. A woman sits on a park bench beside a pile of ashes and a wooden stake while Cupid flies overhead holding a bow. Caption: “Why vampires rarely date.”
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 06/10/2026
Paramount's fucking WHAT
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every word of this.
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Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES. I am sick of hearing that the economy is "good" or whatever when prices are so fucking high and rising, and 38% of the American workforce is fucking FREELANCING (which includes contract work and gig work - source: www.wicpa.org/news/6ab6e96...) and thus also DO NOT HAVE BENEFITS
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38% of US workers earn money from gig work, study finds - Wisconsin Institute of Certified Public Accountants
A recent study found that 64 million Americans now work as freelancers, accounting for 38% of the U.S. workforce.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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Tyler Stansbury @tylertas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Their loss.
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what a rancid shitbag this person is.
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Tyler Stansbury @tylertas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As long as you pronounce Couch St. as “Cooch Street” and Willamette as “Will-LAM-it”, you’ll be good.👍
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Hero sits in his office, drinking* "Aren't you going to investigate?" "Nah, I posted on Facebook that I took the case. I'll just beat the answer out of the guy sent to stop me."
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of my least favorite tropes in a noir/detective/mystery story is when the hero makes progress on the mystery *only* by rifling the pockets of the defeated goons sent to warn him off. It implies the hero is so bad at their job that the villain would have been better off literally doing nothing.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you add Republican Party officials, I bet it's easily more than that
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Early voting is already underway in some states. From now until Nov 3, I urge you all to... 1) Help get out the vote 2) Protect our electoral machinery from interference 3) Not succumb to complacency, defeatism, or cynicism We are the only ones who can end this nightmare.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you know what a psychotic narcissist does when they are humiliated? we are probably going to find out.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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