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I write screenplays and make YouTube videos about movies—usually from a leftist perspective. Yes, even the dinosaur movies. He/him.

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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More of my impressions from TIFF—this time for the first two episodes of the upcoming Crystal Lake prequel series.
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Crystal Lake (Spoiler-free bonus review from TIFF 2026) | Movie Oubliette
Crystal Lake (Spoiler-free bonus review from TIFF 2026) by Movie Oubliette on Patreon. Join Movie Oubliette's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The man who boasts that his editor son (who works for him) watched LAWRENCE OF ARABIA on a phone, and who designs his company product to be background noise, doesn’t understand what people like about movies.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My first official TIFF content is live: @conrad-esq.bsky.social invited me onto a @movieoubliette.bsky.social "minisode" to discuss the upcoming Mike Flannigan adaptation of "Carrie."
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Carrie (2026) – Spoiler-free bonus review from TIFF 2026 by Movie Oubliette on Patreon. Join Movie Oubliette's community for exclusive content and updates.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: The ads I get on Instagram:
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure do love how all the media companies are now coding their websites with AI.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A key component of understanding how society functions is to realize that being a complete fucking moron is actually a *prerequisite* to being a billionaire.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my favorite small pleasures is walking through my apartment and just randomly encountering a cat.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This isn't an indictment of videogame movies, it's an indictment of Rotten Tomatoes.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Bryce Dallas Howard as Claire: Is That Good?
Alt: A subtitled gif of Bryce Dallas Howard as Claire from Jurassic World asking "Is That... Good?"
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ads are not the excuse to pay for the shows, the shows are the excuse to get you to watch the ads.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey, in case you wanna check it out: I revamped all my Patreon rewards and everything got cheaper.
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I've Revamped my Rewards (Everything Got Cheaper) | Cold Crash Pictures
Have I mentioned I don't like paywalls? I don't think they're good for artists. I want my work to be shared and enjoyed. I also really like
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s a whole rest of the world that isn’t doing any of this stupid shit
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Truly wild to me that my Prehistoric Peeps video is set to reach the same number of views as my Jurassic World Rebirth review in like half the time.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish I liked Event Horizon more than I do. It's a bold swing, with a standout production-design, and it's clearly having a lot of good, pulpy fun with the horror-bits, but the plot is just a little too unfocused for me to dial in, and the characters are basically interchangeable.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven tha GOAT www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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Paul Verhoeven on U.S. Space Force’s ‘Starship Troopers’-Inspired Uniforms: “It’s Based on Leni Riefenstahl”
The director of the 1997 sci-fi film, which has often been misunderstood, says the gung-ho soldiers who are its heroes "are fascists without knowing that they’re fascists. That’s the point.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some copyeditor: "This SEO shit is EASY"
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am not used to having press credentials at TIFF 'cause I saw this and thought "What do you mean 'first look' haven't we already seen the first two episodes???"
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 13/09/2026
really rahm is the easiest mark. some rich guy dangles keys and there he is www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
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Chicago chooses Musk's Boring Co. for high-speed airport tunnel link
'We're taking a bet on a guy who doesn't like to fail," said Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We celebrating something else today
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The alarmingly low watch-rate in August is due to a Game of Thrones rewatch.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm writing a screenplay about a team of inept thieves who use ChatGPT to plan a heist for them and I have STILL never used ChatGPT.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Easily one of the top two most exciting things to happen on YouTube in the last 24 hours.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is also a big reason why there's nothing worthwhile coming out of Silicon Valley anymore. Like 6 people have all the money and they're all morons who got rich stealing other people's ideas and now that they have to come up with something new the best they got was the plagiarism machine
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AI bro (talking to a friend after listening to Teddy Ruxpin for five minutes): "So it turns out stuffed animals are alive."
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aaaand it's up! Allow me to introduce you to the world's very first dinosaur film—now available to the public for the first time!
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Saurian Cinema: Introducing the World's First Dinosaur Film
YouTube video by coldcrashpictures
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there is now a county in america where it is illegal for a 17-year-old to get an abortion and also illegal for them go to the library and check out a book on pregnancy
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New video tonight! Just putting on the finishing touches.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trickle-Up Economics
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Sony Refuses to Share $500m Tariff Refund With PlayStation Customers Despite Price Increases
"We increased our prices even further" is an adventurous line of reasoning.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/09/2026
If you miss the “house” thing of Harry Potter spend time figuring out what kind of communist you are instead. Simple as
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two days in a row posting a fantasy on main: I'd like to turn Saurian Cinema into a book some day. YouTube is a horrible platform, and even though video is my preferred medium for discussing film, there are things you can do in print that I think I'd enjoy, too.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
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The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 01/09/2026
packing boxes. not moving far, but even moving a neighborhood away or block away is expensive because the mooooving remains. if you want to help out or you've just been waiting for the perfect time to pledge to my patreon all these years because of my hard/insane work... www.patreon.com/renegadecut
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Get more from Leon Thomas on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $1/month. Renegade Cut is a YouTube channel that features political video…
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a funny video but also I KNOW THAT MAN! That is Guy Wicke and he played a major supporting character in my indie film!
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The current political moment has shown me how many people go through life frustrated that they don’t have the right state apparatus to indulge their worst urges. They‘re not “left behind”, they’re not “lonely”, they want to hurt other people. And this is their generational opportunity.
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Posting a fantasy on main today, as a treat: if and when I buy a house, I earmark $1k to purchase physical copies of all the books I've been forced to buy as e-books because I've never had enough space for them in any of my apartments.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ever check the list of accounts a celebrity follows and realize they're either an honest-to-god contrails-truther conspiracy theorist, or they just happen to do a LOT of opposition research?
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Humanoid History @humanoidhistory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Phil Tippett explains the painstaking art of stop-motion behind the scenes of “The Empire Strikes Back.”
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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Phil Tippett has been pretty vocal about the modern venture-backed studio system cannibalizing his earlier successes. They made a whole documentary about him in 2019 which ends with a positively brutal evaluation of his future in the industry. I hate seeing things play out exactly as he predicted.
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