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Tyler Stansbury

@tylertas.bsky.social
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👆This is 46. It's just me. If I have something to say, I'll say it. If a skeet is interesting, I'll reskeet. Portland born, Halloweentown raised. Cis (He/him)

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 4h
The co-author of this memoir writes for Clay Travis' new site, in case you were wondering if this book will be even the slightest bit credible
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5h
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Brad Guigar @bradguigar.com · 4h
Some relationships burn hot. Vampire relationships just burn. What supernatural creature would make the worst date—and why? #HaHaHaHalloween
Halloween Countdown: 25 more days. A woman sits on a park bench beside a pile of ashes and a wooden stake while Cupid flies overhead holding a bow. Caption: “Why vampires rarely date.”
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 4h
Paramount's fucking WHAT
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 5h
Every word of this.
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Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly.bsky.social · 4h
YES. I am sick of hearing that the economy is "good" or whatever when prices are so fucking high and rising, and 38% of the American workforce is fucking FREELANCING (which includes contract work and gig work - source: www.wicpa.org/news/6ab6e96...) and thus also DO NOT HAVE BENEFITS
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38% of US workers earn money from gig work, study finds - Wisconsin Institute of Certified Public Accountants
A recent study found that 64 million Americans now work as freelancers, accounting for 38% of the U.S. workforce.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what a rancid shitbag this person is.
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Hero sits in his office, drinking* "Aren't you going to investigate?" "Nah, I posted on Facebook that I took the case. I'll just beat the answer out of the guy sent to stop me."
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of my least favorite tropes in a noir/detective/mystery story is when the hero makes progress on the mystery *only* by rifling the pockets of the defeated goons sent to warn him off. It implies the hero is so bad at their job that the villain would have been better off literally doing nothing.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you add Republican Party officials, I bet it's easily more than that
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Early voting is already underway in some states. From now until Nov 3, I urge you all to... 1) Help get out the vote 2) Protect our electoral machinery from interference 3) Not succumb to complacency, defeatism, or cynicism We are the only ones who can end this nightmare.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you know what a psychotic narcissist does when they are humiliated? we are probably going to find out.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Russia has capital punishment written into its laws, but it has a complete freeze on executions; you know you are a fucked up hellhole when you are actually worse than Russia.
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Steve Saideman @smsaideman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is some of the gaming that the Trump regime will try to perpetuate competitive authoritarian rule
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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was fun
Photo of watercolor sketches from Total Recall. Top sketch of the Two Weeks lady, bottom sketch of Arnold holding her head.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 01/10/2026
Corbin Smith explores OPB's new documentary "Indie Comics City" while talking to several instrumental artists on how Portland became a major player in the comic book industry.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
throw an axe at Tehran they'll never see it coming
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E. Catherine Octobler @ecatherine.com · 01/10/2026
Teen girls shouldn't have to invent anti-rape technology.
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Portland is cool because you can go to an Eisner-winning comic store and get free art advice from an Eisner-winning rascal and also we have more strip clubs per capita than any other city. Is there a connection? Yeah, probably. Anyway, go talk to Steve.
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Sarah Rose @thesarahrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FFS
New York Times screenshot: 

Cornell Police Report Omitted Student's Claim
She Was Raped

Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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Joe D. (He/Him) @steelhandstudios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let the spice flow.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At the very end, a tiny still barely functioning brain cell reminded him he's speaking at a Hispanic Heritage event.
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a Pumpkin Spice DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Seasonal new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2026/09/29/2... Repost/Reblog/Respice/Repeat, please and thank you!
Chad, talking about how much he hates pumpkin spice
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NPR @npr.org · 30/09/2026
The Pentagon made last-minute changes to forms that many overseas U.S. citizens use for absentee voting, removing a category of citizens that Republicans have been pushing to block from voting. n.pr/4iT13Ru
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Trump officials changed forms for overseas voters amid a GOP push to restrict voting
The Pentagon made last-minute changes to forms that many overseas U.S. citizens use for absentee voting, removing a category of citizens that Republicans have been pushing to block from voting.
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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE
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UK Games Expo bans generative AI art and text across all trade halls
UK Games Expo has introduced a mandatory policy prohibiting generative AI art and text across all NEC trade halls, requiring exhibitors to sell only human-made games.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/nations-93-y...
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yet
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is such a good point. These platforms could easily identify and delete bot accts. They don't bc capitalism: there's no financial incentive to do so.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Trump's new AI powered website confirmed Biden won in 2020 and that Trump's name is in the Epstein files. Classic
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Smith could successfully sue Schmitt for defamation now, since he's restating the falsehood outside of the Senate hearing, and by this point he clearly knows what he's saying is false
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is messed up: I posted this same image on Instagram, and after it went viral here, an “AI content” label appeared on the Insta post. And there’s no option to change it. Now the slop machine is even calling artists’ original work AI. Just because it appeared somewhere else on the Internet.
The same photo of a lovely full moon rising over a beach, as below, posted on Instagram, but now it’s labeled “AI content”
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking illiterate lying piss-frosted pus-encrusted piece of shit.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Splinter to the turtles "Remember my sons we must remain in the shadows hidden from the humans" 

next frame: The Turtles blimp flying over the city
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The pain & suffering he's wrought. Now orphaned children with parents abducted by ICE. Refugees & US citizens dying without medical care in detention. USAID deaths. Long-gone diseases now killing Americans. Soldiers lost in a pointless war. Let his own demise be super scary & painful. Soon, I hope.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he's busy, matt.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deeply concerning how many liberals don't realize they are being red-pilled. Hating men is not feminism. Bio-essentialism is horseshit and it's patriarchy in disguise. And not even well-disguised. A lot of y'all who think you are woke are conservative-coded AF.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wanna see the most Oregon thing ever?
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe Jeremy would encourage that tbh
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not content with the $2 billion he made last year and the $400 million in his super PAC, Trump is using your money to run pro-MAGA ads before the midterms. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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Trump’s 2024 ‘Final Battle’ Ad Returns, Funded by Public Money (Gift Article)
The ad, which ethics experts said could violate federal law, shows Mr. Trump vowing to “expel the warmongers” from the government and fight the “deep state,” even as he wages a war with Iran.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The end of citizens united.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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