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Tyler Rhode

@tylerrhode.bsky.social
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Jeopardy champ, cat dad.

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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Win or lose, The Chop is racist.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are so back
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tired: living on a homestead with a chicken coop and a vegetable garden Wired: living in a motte-and-bailey keep with a palisade to enclose the living and working space for a variety of skilled craftsmen and women.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 15/07/2026
This is just to say I have blocked the person everyone is quoting and who you were probably yelling at, too Forgive me they were inane so silly and so bold
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I guess I just assumed that Natalie Harp was performing the “Nancy Reagan” role in Trump’s inner circle (spiritual and astrology advisor)
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Feels too obvious
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Gaston Questions Belle's Book Choice
ALT: Gaston Questions Belle's Book Choice
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Someone should really tell the Seattle Storm (unfortunately also SS) that their court is extremely Schutzstaffel-coded
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More Media-themed baseball games please! - the “Sandlot” Game (obvious, easy to do) - the “Twilight” Game (more vibes than an iconic setting; may be hard to pull off) - the “Take Me Out to The Holosuite” Game (this will take some serious investment)
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do not bring the athletes here, I’m currently the starting right fielder on Team Bluesky
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hobbies, me? Well, sometimes I like to go on Google Maps and try to follow rivers all the way back to their headwaters. You?
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
pardon y'all found ANOTHER king's remains under a carpark???? www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/2626169...
hampshirechronicle.co.uk
King Alfred the Great’s lost remains 'found under car park', TV show researchers say
The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kornacki just called it. Good night everyone.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
theonion.com
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fun fact, Ross Douthat is one of the few people who ever blocked me on twitter (I pointed out he was dumb and wrong.) Good hire, Bari!
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Well, clearly, Captain Picard, you have never planned a dinner party for friends with dietary restrictions.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
mayor mamdani bring your film to brooklyn’s only film lab Full Spectrum Photo staffed conveniently by only transgender women for develop and scan starting at only &$9.99
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
French haven’t gotten beat by the English so bad since the English brought the longbow to a knife fight.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never text and grovel for $5 from me ever again you perfect hypocrite.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't be pussies about it: double or nothing, whoever wins the World Cup gets the Falklands
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Haaland is yet more evidence that the joy in sporting comes from collecting dangerous mutants and letting them loose on each other
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
CABLEGATE. The ball hit a camera cable during the buildup to England’s goal and play should have been whistled dead.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Merde
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pretty dope to go one-on-one against Mbappe and come out on top
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers for Mitch McConnell (I hope what’s left of him is scared and in pain)
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wow England hasn’t won since 1966? That seems like a really long time.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 04/07/2026
Everyone at MSG are missing the game of the fucking century right now lmfaoooooooo
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Having Adam Sandler as your officiant is embarrassing actually.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lest we all forget, there are more people who live in Tucson, Arizona than in Cabo Verde.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(Me when Cuomo said to set your ACs to 78): yeah you first you nepo baby sex pest (Me when Mamdani says to set your ACs to 78): we’ll get through this together or not at all 🫡
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Screw it, Ivory Coast and Cabo Verde to both advance parlay.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Buddy if I could ring a bell just with my psychic powers, I wouldn’t need to get my palm read. I’d need to get fitted for some blue and yellow spandex.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/06/2026
The Supreme Court just launched one of the largest attacks on immigrants in modern American history. Thousands of Haitians and Syrians now risk losing the right to live and work in the country they call home.

This decision will cause enormous pain across the five boroughs. Here in New York, it falls hardest on our Haitian community, one of the largest in the country, alongside Syrian families.

I joined labor leaders with 1199SEIU, elected officials, and advocates to send a clear message to immigrant New Yorkers: You belong here. We will not turn our backs on you.

The Mayor’s Office of Immigrant Affairs will share additional information and resources soon. If you have questions about your status or need legal assistance, call our Immigration Legal Support Hotline at 800-354-0365.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think my favorite bit of recent-ish film writing is in Looper when Joseph Gordon Levitt is confused about how time travel works and Bruce Willis is like “shut the fuck up it’s not that kind of movie”.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Raw tomatoes especially in sandwiches.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tina Fey and Taylor Swift: We’re big knicks fans because we’ve worked in new york a lot! My uncle in Drexel Hill:
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Tom Steyer, a billionaire who ran as a progressive Democrat, devoted more than $216 Million of his personal fortune towards his primary campaign, finishing third.” So, Mr. Billionaire “Progressive”, that $216M was best served going towards a vanity bronze medal, instead of progressive causes?
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Hemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 09/06/2026
The Knicks can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“One thing about me, is that I’m an Empath” “Welcome to the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/06/2026
When does this guy sleep? He just smoked me in our 2k for 2-K run at Fort Tryon Park.
Photo from behind of a small child in a Jalen Brunson jersey running in the 2k for 2-K race at Fort Tryon Park.
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