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Tyler Rhode

@tylerrhode.bsky.social
278 followers 103 following 489 posts

Jeopardy champ, cat dad.

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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slept all day, so he’s exhausted. Needs a nap.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Behold: A murderer.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oof, sorry to hear that. Hopefully resolving soon. Once we had all the holes foamed, it still took a bit for the two mice who had been in the apartment during the foaming to be… resolved (feline-mediated muricide)
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you done the rodent-proof expanding foam under the sink yet?
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been thinking a lot about Brett Favre lately. His many sex crimes (which were almost identical to Watson’s) were played for jokes on daytime TV and the victims’ reputations and livelihoods were ruined. He’s in the Hall now. No one in the NFL has any morality which comes above the bottom line.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s ripping the sleeves off by the 7th if the game is close.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Win or lose, The Chop is racist.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painter I take it all back ❤️
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh snap, we got out of it. We are so back.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh god damnit Andrew Painter. It’s so over.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are so back
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tired: living on a homestead with a chicken coop and a vegetable garden Wired: living in a motte-and-bailey keep with a palisade to enclose the living and working space for a variety of skilled craftsmen and women.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dune, Fahrenheit 451, or The Time Machine came to mind first. I personally don’t count Frankenstein as Sci-Fi (more gothic) but if you do, then Frankenstein.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 15/07/2026
This is just to say I have blocked the person everyone is quoting and who you were probably yelling at, too Forgive me they were inane so silly and so bold
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I guess I just assumed that Natalie Harp was performing the “Nancy Reagan” role in Trump’s inner circle (spiritual and astrology advisor)
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Feels too obvious
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Gaston Questions Belle's Book Choice
ALT: Gaston Questions Belle's Book Choice
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yep. Problem is men (broad brush) perceive all- or nearly-all male spaces as inclusive but not the flip side.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Jeff Goldblum: Life Uh Finds A Way (Jurassic Park)
ALT: Jeff Goldblum: Life Uh Finds A Way (Jurassic Park)
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Being a lizard is more of a cultural thing
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Someone should really tell the Seattle Storm (unfortunately also SS) that their court is extremely Schutzstaffel-coded
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More Media-themed baseball games please! - the “Sandlot” Game (obvious, easy to do) - the “Twilight” Game (more vibes than an iconic setting; may be hard to pull off) - the “Take Me Out to The Holosuite” Game (this will take some serious investment)
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do not bring the athletes here, I’m currently the starting right fielder on Team Bluesky
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hobbies, me? Well, sometimes I like to go on Google Maps and try to follow rivers all the way back to their headwaters. You?
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
pardon y'all found ANOTHER king's remains under a carpark???? www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/2626169...
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King Alfred the Great’s lost remains 'found under car park', TV show researchers say
The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kornacki just called it. Good night everyone.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There aren’t even any countries near those countries that *sound* like those countries.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fun fact, Ross Douthat is one of the few people who ever blocked me on twitter (I pointed out he was dumb and wrong.) Good hire, Bari!
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Well, clearly, Captain Picard, you have never planned a dinner party for friends with dietary restrictions.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I must have missed the part of the black ops handbook where you let mission parameters leak to the New York Goddamn Post before go time.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No but the Republican Party may crater (may, implying, an unlikely but possible outcome). I have a suspicion that Trump’s consistent strong polling within the GOP is bolstered by non-loyalists changing affiliation to independent. So the numerator could be constant while the denominator shrinks.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Definitely the two clubhouse leaders, but I could see a Mitt Romney or a Paul Ryan (or some other centrist R who’s stayed mostly out of the fray) making a run if Trump’s support craters.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wonder how many of those are “abolish ICE because ICE is bad but I’m GOP for other reasons” Vs “any gum’ment is bad gum’ment so abolish ICE” Vs “ICE doesn’t go far enough, replace it with something even more insane”
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Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
mayor mamdani bring your film to brooklyn’s only film lab Full Spectrum Photo staffed conveniently by only transgender women for develop and scan starting at only &$9.99
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*ahem* regarding my previous statement…
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
French haven’t gotten beat by the English so bad since the English brought the longbow to a knife fight.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That “the private section is always cheaper, better, faster, and more innovative than the government” is one of our most deeply grained, fundamental, and pernicious myths that has led us to our incipient corpotechnodystopia
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never text and grovel for $5 from me ever again you perfect hypocrite.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't be pussies about it: double or nothing, whoever wins the World Cup gets the Falklands
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
CABLEGATE. The ball hit a camera cable during the buildup to England’s goal and play should have been whistled dead.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The fun thing is, you can just say you’re experienced in AI. You can just say it.
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Tyler Rhode @tylerrhode.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
youtu.be/pxTSKdmZLzo?...
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The Good Place - Michael and the French
YouTube video by letsbepandas
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