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Chapman's Ice Cream @chapmans.ca · 01/10/2026
We’re 53, but who’s counting? 😉 🍦 Okay... we are! 🥳 That’s 53 years of frozen favourites, sweet memories, and making life a little more delicious, one treat at a time. Thank you, Canada, for all the love and support you’ve shown us over the years. ❤️ Here’s to many more scoops together! 🍁 🍨
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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World Health Network @thewhn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Steven Spielberg wears a respirator while being interviewed outside the opening of the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art on September 19, 2026. Respiratory protection doesn’t have to be unusual or disruptive. For many people, it remains a simple, everyday way to reduce the risk of airborne (...)
A man with gray hair and glasses, wearing a black filtering facepiece respirator and a dark suit, speaks into a handheld microphone outdoors. The WHN Global logo appears at the top left. Large text reads: “Steven Spielberg is still masking in 2026.” Smaller text at the bottom reads: “Steven Spielberg, interviewed outside at the opening of the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art on September 19, 2026, wearing a respirator.”
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 24/09/2026
I created an apparel design for @elttam.bsky.social's 2026 tees/merch, and it came out pretty sick. I love doing hacker art, and I once again broke my "i don't draw people" rule. Also, somehow managed to draw something resembling a tesseract which is crazy. Anywho, lots of easter eggs in there :)
a digital artwork of an astronaut peering through a distorted book case within a tesseract, they're looking through to a 90s hacker den-vibe space filled with computers, cables, devices, and nostalgic items.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Catacombs of Paris. "The true temple of equality." Maybe not before dinner...
A millennium of Parisians
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Relive a classic today.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well that's embarrassing. And no plans to correct the error and actually charge industry the correct royalties? That tracks.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It takes years of studies and community debate to approve a single bike lane, but data centers are going in left and right with the footprint of a small natural disaster and almost no bureaucracy gets in the way.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Standing at the corner, wearing my jammies and drinking a beer, waiting for the clouds to clear. As one does.
Dimmer switch on the moon during the partial eclipse.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This week is not getting better.
The death of Optimus Prime - one of the building blocks of gen X
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They're already handing out water for Angine de Poutrine at The Commodore Ballroom. Long night ahead??
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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a Page in your life 🍁📎 @sailorgirl2017.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Canada...would you follow @yukon.ca This account posts daily and gets little traction; meanwhile, the Premier just wrote a wonderful statement supporting PM Carney and all of Canada in this trade war. We need to SEE each other and support each other!
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Didn't your mother warn you but to speak to strange goblins on the path at Bard on the Beach?!? Next thing you know, you're in the Chorus on stage at @bardonthebeach.bsky.social ! Goblin: Oedipus is funny and tragic in equal measure. It does not begin with a public orgy, despite tradition.
The goblins gave us a simple mask, two poems, and a series of responses to their cues. And then they k!!!ed us all on stage!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Looking for a recent news article about the slow take-up of AI in Japan. Friends, do not search for BBC Japan on Bluesky. You will NOT find what you're looking for.
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Maritime Tartan Co @maritimetartanns.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am thinking we should rename our porch goose after @brittlestar.com lol. We will call him Stewart :) We have 10 tartans to choose from (GOOSE NOT INCLUDED) $30 plus tax and shipping is FREE in Canada www.maritimetartancompany.ca/product-page... Maritime Tartan Co
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The Narwhal @thenarwhal.ca · 07/08/2026
Last weekend, the Bradley Creek wildfire exploded in size, prompting the sudden evacuation of the Okanagan Indian Band reserve. kelsie kilawna shares her experience in the midst of evacuation. Co-published with our friends at @indiginews.bsky.social: thenarwhal.ca/bc-okanagan-...
thenarwhal.ca
What it was like to flee the Bradley Creek wildfire | The Narwhal
A celebration of three generations became a race to evacuate as a wildfire swept toward the Okanagan Indian Band, revealing the strength of syilx teachings on grief and belonging
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this shouldn't be possible i am a burned out internet misanthrope with quote tweets turned off
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
OMG @whitecapsfc.com Not impressed. That was...
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Come on @whitecapsfc.com ! Play the Battle Polka! More than 30 seconds. I'll sing it! #vwfc
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Rafael Moco @rafaelmoco.art · 27/07/2026
Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
New rule: all Looney tunes are reposted.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/07/2026
Thou shalt not blame Canada for wildfires caused by climate change you’ve spent your whole life denying and intensifying through your own greed and stupidity.
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Ryan Voutilainen @yvrwxwatcher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Some epic shots of Pyrocumulus clouds indicative of extreme fire behaviour associated with the wildfires near Boston Bar including a new start that’s threatening the main townsite. Seen from 125km away in Coquitlam BC! H/T 📸: @brad604.bsky.social #BCWildfire #BCStorm #BCStormWatch #BCWX
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 20/07/2026
my view is that we have reached the historical moment in our relationship with technology where this maxim ceases to be inspirational and increasingly reads as a dire warning
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.
medium.com
To the Trans Girl Who Just Lost at the Supreme Court: So Did I 26 Years Ago
A letter to Becky Pepper Jackson about her trans sports case defeat at SCOTUS yesterday
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My little friend has returned.
Hummingbird at the red feeder at my back door
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Reading this to the beat of Cake's The Distance. "Neil's going the distance. No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine... He's haunted by something he cannot define. Neil's going the distance."
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 15/06/2026
For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.
vogue.com
The New York Artist Embroidering Knicks Merch on the Street
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Let the beat... hmm... Drop!!"
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover & Grogu
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Go on... You know you miss the long form census!
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Andrea Woo @andreawoo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Vancouver Coastal Health secures new location for Thomus Donaghy Overdose Prevention Site at 900 Helmcken. Previous location at 1060 Howe responded to 480 ODs, closed Jan 31. Lease begins June 1. Mayor Ken Sim moving urgent motion today directing city staff to use all tools to prevent its opening.
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Lucy Maloney @lucymaloney.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Here’s a lovely video about a “bike race” I participated in a few weeks ago.
youtu.be
The Underground Bike Race in Vancouver’s Richest Neighbourhood
YouTube video by Nic Laporte
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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Our lovingly-crafted-by-hand creaky old website's been updated to include SEAMLESS ELECTRONIC ORDERING (A few bugs to be worked out, but live right now if, like me, you enjoy ordering books in your pyjamas)
pulpfictionbooksvancouver.com
Pulpfiction Books
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
On Record Store Day, no less.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Doing the Lord's work this morning.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Thank your dental hygienist today! That cleaning could have been excruciating (with your gum recession).
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Uh huh. Yeah. That'll do it.
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Jason Dove Mark @jasondovemark.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I read this @leahsottile.bsky.social essay last night at the speed of print and I thought it was an exceptionally thoughtful take about who is, and who isn't, considered a terrorist www.hcn.org/issues/58-4/...
hcn.org
What a bombing in Nevada reveals about the nation’s appetite for violence - High Country News
There is no definition of domestic terrorism. And the reason why is complicated.
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JonT @twowheeled.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"The spherical cow approximation is widely used in the literature but is rarely justified." “Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.” —Malcolm X
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