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Two Turtle Dubs

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It’s because he’s a loathsome little creep.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What a boring stupid idiot
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Even with a billion dollars in quarters you would still not win this game. No one has ever won this game.
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Jeff Schultz @jeffschultzatl.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This lady is 35 years old but she ate some yams now look at her
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Chief Strategist for Rand Paul.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Is #Sinners a musical? I like Michael B Jordan very much, but I dislike musicals a whole lot. So I am conflicted
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team. Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Terrible people like Ray Lewis and Michael Irvin are unhappy, which is a great thing. Feel sorry for my boy Bernie Kosar though.
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A stranger in the Alps. @thisiswhathappens.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sorry folks we can’t broadcast Michigan / Ohio State so here’s a 13-9 Army / Navy rock fight
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Moron country
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Naaaaaaailed it
Some idiot complaining that people are pouring buckets of water outside of ICE goon HQ
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The only good thing Scott Adams ever did was inspire The Dilberthole. Somebody just copied actual strips and replaced the text with the most foul, absurd, homophobic dialogue. This may violate my liberal bonafides, but it was fucking hilarious. This one is the tamest
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RIP to Scott Adams, creator of Garfield
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Haha just kidding he’s in hell
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2025
FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
lmfao
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Pretty feasible world where the Browns finish 2-15 with both the DPOY and DROY on the roster.
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L. Louise Lucas (mirror bot) @senlouiselucas.bluesky.bot · 08/11/2025
I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Every day, as a Jew, I am going to call the ADL's tip line to report Mamdani anti-Semitism with at least three seismically moronic insights. I will begin with an accusation that the new mayor prefers strawberry and blueberry bagels to savory, and sometimes schmears butter. Fuck Jonathan Greenblatt.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Whenever Bill Ackman loses, America wins.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Somehow Democrats overcame Karine Jean-Pierre becoming an independent
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alright, Democrats. You got your place at the table. Time to get to work.
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cheneys waterboarding angels in heaven now
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Me, with frosted tips in 2001
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
So glad baseball is over. Cut the season by half, end it by September 1st. Feel sorry for Jays fans. Fucking terrible way to go out Hoping the world ends before another spring comes around
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/10/2025
god they’re all such fucking losers
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Two Turtle Dubs @twoturtledubs.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Spent part of the day trying to remember Peter Cetera’s “One Good Woman” The joy I felt when I found it is indescribable. I will celebrate my now drinking myself into oblivion
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Philippians 4:8 @phil4-8.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Marc Elias: Stop grading Republicans on a curve. There are no Republican heroes in the fight for democracy. Staying grounded in the truth is essential — our democracy depends on it. youtu.be/QDs3oonUFZY?...
youtu.be
There Are No "Good" Republicans
YouTube video by Democracy Docket
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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
“Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?” is the defining quote of the Trump era
Brian O’Blivion on a tv screen in David Cronenberg’s Videodrome (1983) saying “television is reality, and reality is less than television”
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Please stop searching for sweet tea, you’re killing yourselves.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Surveillance footage shows a Starbucks worker did not write “Loser” on a drink ordered in honor of Charlie Kirk, despite a right-wing activist generating outrage over the incident that led to the coffee shop's temporary closure
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Chicago Starbucks Worker Did Not Write 'Loser' On Order Honoring Charlie Kirk, Company Says
A Starbucks spokesperson said time-stamped surveillance footage shows an employee did not write the note, which had prompted online outrage and the store's temporary closure this week.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
If the right *truly* believed Charlie Kirk was a defender of free speech and someone who was fine with dissenting opinions, they wouldn't be engaged in a massive campaign to punish anyone who didn't "mourn him properly." They clearly know all of that is bullshit. Only the media was conned.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Quotes the great Dan Carter, who wrote the definitive biography of George Wallace. Kirk’s murder “is a terrible thing for America, but I don’t think we gain anything by embracing him as some kind of open-minded individual who strengthened democracy.” (gift link)
nytimes.com
Wrestling Over Charlie Kirk’s Legacy and the Divide in America
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14/09/2025
Bowling Green owning the Libs.
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