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Andrea

@twobigchickens.bsky.social
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Chicken tender, rock ogler, pining adventurer, document stamper. High priestess for the eternally exhausted. She/her. DM ok. If you need a notary… opendoorsnotary.com

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 @mst3kofficial.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
As we celebrate the Halfway To Turkey Day marathon, you can enter for a chance to win the ultimate MST3K summertime survival kit! One lucky winner wil receive a custom apron, spatula, and a bottle of Cowboy Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce. gleam.io/Iyq6D/enter-...
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Enter For A Chance To Win An MST3K BBQ Kit
Consider this your official Mystery Science Theater 3000 summertime survival kit! One lucky winner wil receive a custom apron, spatula, and a bottle of Cowboy Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce. Tune into...
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
www.yahoo.com/news/ex-us-r...
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Ex-US Rep. George Santos sentenced to over 7 years in prison for fraud and identity theft
Disgraced former U.S. Rep. George Santos was sentenced Friday to over seven years in prison, sobbing as he learned his punishment for the crimes that led to his expulsion from Congress. Santos, who p...
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
God damn Sylvia Plath...yeah....
February 19.
I need a father. I need a mother. I need some older, wiser being to cry to. I talk to God but the sky is empty
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s still a merry Xmas in my town!
Two identical lawn decorations with green and red lights in the general shape of Christmas trees but suspiciously also reminiscent of labia, clitoris, and other reproductive parts.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
1000%
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I had to smack a raccoon, with a shoe, this morning. The sunrise was really pretty though.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Who up getting hit by that ‘dead parent holiday depression’ 2x4? Bonus points if they were a crappy one.
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole!
There Goes Mr Bitch!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
googling "last minute gift ideas for the one person who has sustained me, without whom I would be lost, unmoored, crashing upon the rocks under $25"
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I thought so!!! 😂 I still think of this every time I see Matt’s chocolate chip cookies.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I sent along your greetings 😁
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I have a vague memory of you maybe being in the audience once?
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⚰️ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ🕷️ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ👻ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ🎃 @philthycasualmedia.com · 20/12/2024
Sounds like something a murder hornet would say
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Time to roast those rumps
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Merry Christmas to me!!! Just in time for the blizzard. Tested and proven freaking awesome indoors and out.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 08/12/2024
lmao this fucking city
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Petition to keep a copper mining company from building and to protect the porcupine mountains.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
chng.it/wNqbHbhCPz
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Had a fun trip down memory lane. I swear it’s not a fever dream… youtu.be/C3WxRzH7sCg?...
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The Grand Prize Game on The Bozo Show - Filmed Oct 14, 1988
YouTube video by The Iron Hulk
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 02/07/2023
“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
Hummel figurine boy talking on the phone. He looks angry. He is standing next to a Hummel girl who is focused on her knitting.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I love this organization! Some amazing items and an even better cause.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Omg this is so stinking cute! It’s a book!!!
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Happy birthday!!! Wooo!
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GSAFE @gsafewi.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
GSAFE creating just schools for #LGBTQ+ Youth! Learn more about GSAFE @ gsafewi.org
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 24/11/2024
Go go gadget will to live
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
<hug> I’m doing ok, all stitched and splinted. In a few weeks I’ll be back to full shenanigans.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You are very correct!
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Guess who broke and nearly chopped her whole thumb off with an axe! Then came home and kept splitting…
A hand with ‘thumbs-up’ except that thumb is heavily wrapped in medical gauze. Yes, it’s my hand.
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Orange you glad it’s #FungiFriday ? #FabulousFungi
Orange called and stemmed mushrooms sprawl out from their cluster. Filling the August morning with their presence. Sun shines down some of their caps illuminating the undersides a lighter orange. Bright green foliage haunts the background
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
He’s an orange cat in a striped suit 😂
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
lol, I was fooled once.
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🤘 nice to hear you rocking again
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is a path to success.
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Andrew Hilary @andrewhilaryus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
8.8k of you???
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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a woman in an orange sweater is standing in a living room with her hand on her forehead .
ALT: a woman in an orange sweater is standing in a living room with her hand on her forehead .
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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homer simpson says it 's eerily beautiful but are you sure this is safe in a cartoon
ALT: homer simpson says it 's eerily beautiful but are you sure this is safe in a cartoon
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Foggy, but a pretty one.
Panoramic view of a sunrise over many acres of farm land. Fog on the horizon and a barn and silos in the distance.Same as the other one but more focus on the ethereal clouds against the orange and pink sunrise.
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Chris B @cjosephbea.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
one of the most entertaining and original TTRPG campaigns ever written
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Finally removing my religious tattoos from 15+ years ago. Gonna take a while but I want them off of me.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
They just keep coming…
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Could someone call Alfred Hitchcock for me?
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Good morning! You all are getting my sunrise pics now. ❤️
Panoramic view of a colorful sunrise in an open sky. Farmland covering the ground.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If you want to help me order an extra crust of bread for my salami please consider purchasing one of my games, such as the excellent archmage sword-and-sorcery adventure Tower Behind the Moon www.choiceofgames.com/tower-behind...
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Tower Behind the Moon
You are already an archmage–can you become an immortal? Use magic and cunning to thwart rivals, fight demons, and outwit gods so you can join their ranks.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Glad to see so many users moving here after accepting that Neopets is irredeemably lost to fascism
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
It is the second week of November. In WI. I’m still getting strawberries.
A ripe, red strawberry on a plant. Flowering buds next to it. Surrounded with green leaves and some brown and orange leaves from a neighboring tree that have fallen.
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Happy #caturday
An orange cat perched on a small roof, looking out with satisfaction over his domain.
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 06/11/2024
I know the news cycle is bad but it's really important we stay alive anyway ❤️
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