Alan @two-cats.com · 04/10/2026No it wasn’t. And proving it was hard or you just didn’t both and it was expensive. I did that latter. But then closed the business as the risk and reward wasn’t there. 000
Alan @two-cats.com · 04/10/2026Stand in Petersfield. Tell me you support, busways, EWR and Council Housing and I’m there. Being against EWR and Council House Building as “anti growth” when it is actually NIMBYism was thin. Especially when silence was the norm over things like the A428 widening. 000
Reposted by AlanEmily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you 7142331026
Reposted by AlanDave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve got an idea Satya, if you have a bunch of “developers” they can produce “games” which you can then “sell” in exchange for “money”. 19731
Alan @two-cats.com · 28/09/2026Imagine what this could look like if we joined the a huge free trade bloc that’s so close you could swim or walk to it. 011
Reposted by AlanRoger @rogger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Did more dreadful bougie parents start flinging their entitled offspring onto STEM courses after the Facebook IPO? Maybe? Am I grasping for a societal phenomenon to explain three or four grad hires who annoyed the shit out of me in 2015? Absolutely! 031
Reposted by AlanKaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OMG I've just realised what Google's AI search interference model is: An automated mansplainer. Think about it: Unsolicited ✅ Confident ✅ Frequently wrong ✅ 912230
Alan @two-cats.com · 24/09/2026Ehhhh. It isn’t that. I used an older iOS version and it worked exactly how my muscle memory expected. 100
Reposted by AlanCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026guys please stop falling for this, this is not “rogue AI” it’s “environments with lax cybersecurity controls” 431660431
Reposted by AlanAlex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New belt-tightening indicator just dropped 34511
Alan @two-cats.com · 23/09/2026That £45 would take your wine even further at King Street. Bacchanalia a bit over priced these days for wine 110
Reposted by AlanStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why are Gen Z more anxious and less workplace ready? It’s a mystery. 76825121
Reposted by AlanMatthew Holehouse @matthewholehouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026More Britons are failing to comply what used to be seen as civic obligations. Disparate, sometimes important and sometimes trivial, overlay them and it seems like something has slipped in the relationship with the state 2015053
Reposted by AlanRosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I rather unwisely took a mouthful of beer before watching this and nearly drowned. 5247
Alan @two-cats.com · 17/09/2026Also so far they’ve hacked systems which have in general been set up terribly. Default passwords and such. Their strength is their relentlessness. Not their innovation or novelty. 1270
Reposted by AlanThe Lancet @thelancet.com · 17/09/2026ICYMI - A genetically modified pig kidney kept a man off dialysis for nine months before a successful human kidney transplant, according to a world-first report in The Lancet. Read now: spkl.io/633257r8p1 02110
Reposted by AlanThe Scales ⚖️ @shakethescales.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Headline: 'Shoplifting has become totally normalised': The crime blighting communities across England' What's 'normalised' is poverty. What 'blights' is poverty. Without poverty, the only shoplifting would be the cri(m)es for help of the guilty, filthy rich. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq...bbc.co.uk'Shoplifting has become totally normalised': The crime blighting communities across EnglandFrom profilic shoplifters to organised gangs, we look at the scale of shoplifting in England and how local communities are responding. 77330
Reposted by AlanPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663523839
Alan @two-cats.com · 15/09/2026My cocktail came with a rasher of candied bacon. I didn’t expect this. 020
Alan @two-cats.com · 14/09/2026Yeah. It’s got to the point where we’re seriously looking at buying 200 Apple studios at work and giving the engineers one each a do a neo/air for home use. It’s be cheaper than the token cost, even the 5-6k machines pay for themselves in less than a year. 110
Alan @two-cats.com · 14/09/2026I’m pretty sure coffee exists. And for now AI hasn’t screwed up my coffee machine. 010
Reposted by AlanTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every headline about AI this weekend is just this post from 5 years ago 212731
Alan @two-cats.com · 11/09/2026Controversial opinion maybe. But anyone saying anything other than Don’t know (MAYBE neither?) is an idiot. 000
Alan @two-cats.com · 11/09/2026In the case of this one, because a bunch of nimbys care more about a garden centre than equitable fast public transport. 111
Alan @two-cats.com · 07/09/2026Cambridgeshire isn’t on the list of those where plans are paused? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPlans for major overhaul of councils haltedProposals to merge smaller councils to form larger authorities have been paused or withdrawn in a number of areas. 101
Alan @two-cats.com · 06/09/2026And translucent of course so you can see what they contain. I should be a product manager. 000
Alan @two-cats.com · 06/09/2026So what we need to do is seal them. So there are more combinations. Collectibles inside collectibles. And of course they’re worth more unopened. 1%chance of a gold / platinum enclosure with a shiny inside also with a 1% chance. 110
Alan @two-cats.com · 04/09/2026This isn’t quite accurate on a few counts though. But it’s a decent video for those who want a high level glance. 010
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Reposted by Alanb3ta @b3ta.com · 03/09/2026All I Can Do Nowadays Is Pea... Artist: judge62 b3ta.com/board/11430782 From the 'Product Placement Books' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/productplacement… #ProductPlacementBooks 0272
Reposted by Alanb3ta @b3ta.com · 03/09/2026Artist: christhebarker b3ta.com/board/11430751 From the 'Product Placement Books' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/productplacement… #ProductPlacementBooks 1569
Alan @two-cats.com · 03/09/2026You’re now less than 50% asshole. We need to get you in the squat rack. 010
Alan @two-cats.com · 03/09/2026Correct, and what I hoped to achieve was your fascination. Mission accomplished. 000
Alan @two-cats.com · 02/09/2026The government also doesn’t know why I’m riding a train or using the internet. The issue with data centres isn’t the transparency of their use. But the resources they consume space they take and their impact on the places we put them. Attack the tangibles. 033
Reposted by Alan💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 31/08/2026I'm having salad for dinner. Actually, it's fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented Grapes. Wine. I'm having wine for dinner. 84138292
Reposted by AlanLee Draws Stuff @leedrawsstuff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Daily Trek Character #18 - Chancellor Gowron "You have made many enemies, Worf. Fortunately, I am not one of them." The Way of the Warrior, DS9 S4 #startrek #Startrektng #startrekds9 #klingon 18215
Reposted by AlanTube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Favourite Stations - Northfields Meet Emily Medhurst, a policy researcher & Mastermind contestant with a passion for London Underground moquette and design. Emily’s favourite station is Northfields, which has been part of her life since childhood We also talked about her favourite Moquette design 832976
Reposted by AlanAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I don't know why or how "picky bits" entered the national lexicon but it's a cursed phrase and needs binning off 3323512
Reposted by AlanAllen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today's Pragmatic Engineer newsletter [t.ly/ltiYl] was talking about Meta's misguided attempt to fire everybody and replace them with AI. Zuch was evididently thinking (if you can call it that) that mass layoffs would make them look more like a startup. 1/9 4114