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Alan @two-cats.com · 24/09/2026

The best cat name. This is my Barney

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Alan @two-cats.com · 15/09/2026

My cocktail came with a rasher of candied bacon. I didn’t expect this.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 04/05/2026

Got blocked for suggesting local elections are about local politics. Apparently “Vote [Party]” is a complete thought that requires no further examination. Tribal loyalty dressed up as civic engagement is still just tribalism.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 26/04/2026

Something tells me I shouldn’t be seeing this error @microsoft

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Alan @two-cats.com · 16/03/2026

@gaymerchat.bsky.social just figured out why your rabbit is called Leonard!

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Alan @two-cats.com · 15/02/2026

Love Reddit posters. Really, really dislike these Americans.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 11/02/2026

Have a cat. Or two.

Two Maine coons. One grey. The other ginger sniff one another. They’re under a garden table but the maine coon is on a chair.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 01/02/2026

Give me an iconic #StarTrek image

Captain Sisko, from Star Trek deep space nine. Image of him holding a glass of whiskey up to the camera, from the end of the episode “in the pale moonlight”

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Alan @two-cats.com · 08/11/2025

It’s the 90s, labour are in power and hope exists.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 01/11/2025

Apple Music decided I wanted 90s music after Zombie. So this is my current gym playlist.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 09/10/2025

Made a bridge at work today. Also. Here’s a cat.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 07/09/2025

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

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Alan @two-cats.com · 04/09/2025

Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mac, best known for his role as an Antedean Ambassador in Star Trek The Next Generation.

Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mac under heavy makeup. Plays an ambassador of a fish like race called the Antedeans on Star Trek the Next Generation episode “Manhunt”

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Alan @two-cats.com · 15/08/2025

Local games, for local people.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 12/08/2025

Sounds like this:

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Alan @two-cats.com · 10/08/2025

I got this. But I have something pre configured for this type of thing in this style

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Alan @two-cats.com · 01/08/2025

Here’s the beginning of one of my favourites.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 01/08/2025

Selected images from Vancouver.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 22/06/2025

Free electric o’clock

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Alan @two-cats.com · 14/06/2025

“You’re a very special kind of lazy” a phrase often used to describe me. And while I do agree. It is special. (I’ve been very active today and feel a bit smug)

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Alan @two-cats.com · 08/05/2025

Thanks Keith! I wouldn’t have known I needed this before it was too late! #honestmobile

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Alan @two-cats.com · 05/04/2025

I always thought the Cambridge Live logo looked oddly familiar 🧐

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Alan @two-cats.com · 26/02/2025

I’m all for being self sufficient with electrics at home. But gosh. 🤯

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Alan @two-cats.com · 23/02/2025

LIDAR survey of Cambridge last night 🤔

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Alan @two-cats.com · 06/01/2025

Actually not a stupid question. Cash in hand business (like window cleaning and taxis) all have this issue. “Would you ever move back to Northern Ireland?” What do you think?

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Alan @two-cats.com · 09/12/2024

Yesterday I gave @rogger.bsky.social Oreo flavoured coke. And coke flavoured Oreos. I left them with him. You also know where to find them.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 15/11/2024

This gives me great delight.

Rows of cars on Headly Street, Cambridge with tickets.

Workers working on a new traffic island on Mill Road

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Alan @two-cats.com · 07/11/2024

Barney being himself.

A large Maine Coon cat with a grey and black tabby coat lounges casually on the arm of a vintage wooden chair with a light blue seat. His front paws hang over the edge, and he gazes directly at the camera with a calm, curious expression. Behind him, tall curtains and a vibrant houseplant add to the cozy, dimly lit ambiance of the room, enhanced by a soft purple glow from a nearby light. In the foreground, a person’s arm and torso are partially visible, slightly blurred, adding a sense of relaxed activity in the space.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 07/11/2024

The high costs of #HS2 is a policy choice: 8,276 consents were required to balance infrastructure with environmental protections. 100m for a 1km mesh to protect endangered Bechstein’s bats. Complex projects reflect our priorities.

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Alan @two-cats.com · 07/11/2024

Anyway I came here and found this. So productive morning so far.

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