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@twirlingteacups.bsky.social
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Just a husk in a pinafore dress.

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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very pleased with the traitors decision.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went to Highgate Cemetery and made a very sweet friend.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PLEASE MAKE MICHAEL A TRAITOR CLAUDIA
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today is Noble Rot Soho day, and I’m very excited.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
LOUDER FOR THE BACK ROW
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got to love a jazz bar that serves cottage pie on a Sunday night.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can I just do this every Sunday please, so much joy.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vintage car boot sale at Coal Drops Yard on a Sunday, don’t mind if I do.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Speeding towards London for a week and its getting decidedly warmer, can it not please.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I exist just so I can hold a cats back leg while they have a wash.
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Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'When Teatre Raval asked Meta why its publicity had been blocked, it was told “any mention of civil rights, feminism or social reform are usually classified as ‘social topics’ by our automatic system” and are filtered out."' www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Meta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminism
Theatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Walked in to work and I’m already on countdown for tomorrow’s shift finishing at two and me not being here for a nice long while.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/01/2025
BREAD KEYBOARD BREAD KEYBOARD
a bread themed keyboarda bread themed keyboarda bread themed keyboard
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Horrendous weekend working with a cold, so today is lying on the sofa watching telly, and not much else.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did Coventry really have to find their first goal of the season against Forest?
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is psychotic.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Proper Orangina in a proper glass 😍
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FAKEY NEWS CORNER: Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s a Christopher Walken doll promoting the 1978 film The Deer Hunter with the addition of a very realistic caption. Why a Christopher Walken doll promoting the 1978 film The Deer Hunter is a thing that exists is another question entirely.
Fake WSJ headline: Belgian Scientists create
"Ultimate Man" Al sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035.

Pic as described.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me omw to get some mf good CHEESE
little dark wooden sculpture of a sneaky monk, hunched over creeping to the right, on a white background
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Surely by now I can just be a lady of leisure, there must be a cut off, have I really got to wait for retirement!!😭
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wonder if they’re still doing this tomorrow? #1MiniMuffinEquals1Respect
Old picture of a Marriott hotel offering complimentary coffee and mini muffins for half an hour in remembrance of 9/11.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Work is horrible at the mo, and I'm desperate to get to the 25th and our week in London, where we have nice restaurants booked and nice chilled days too.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All I want to do is play a word game, but men.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 04/09/2026
Nigel Farage is very lucky that he didn't know what was being discussed at the lunch where he was discussing it
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve just booked Noble Rot in Soho, this is VERY exciting.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Turns out Richard Ayoade on Taskmaster is exactly what I needed.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
London at the end of the month, related when did exhibitions get so expensive?! Even my Art Fund card isn't making it much cheaper.
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I have ended up fancying guys who I meet on the app and once even dating one. It’s kind of like my substitute for the after-work drinks.” This generation is doomed. www.thetimes.com/life-style/s...
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Is it inappropriate to use LinkedIn as a dating app? I do
I know why lovelorn twentysomethings are turning to the business networking website to find romance
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seven years since my Grandad died today, he loved a Forest vs Liverpool match, so I’m glad they’re playing today.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rainy day cats situations are back.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How did it get to be pumpkin spice time already?
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to a motherfucking icon.
Tim Curry from Rocky Horror
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh Tim Curry. No absolutely not.
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What happens when you google Dolly 🥺
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh Dolly 😔
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wearing my first pair of varifocals from today, so everything feels extremely weird and I feel very tiny for some reason.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social I’m liking your new manager.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Haarland has short hair!! I’m not sure how to deal with this.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a fun thing you can do is, every time Pete Hegseth says anything, you can imagine Kif Kroker off Futurama going "UGH"
Kif Kroker off Futurama: he is a little bald green alien guy in a red and gold uniform on the bridge of a faux-Star Trek starship. He is rolling his eyes and sighing as though a dumb guy who is his boss has just said something unbelievably crass and stupid
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We’ve been in a heatwave so of course this is the right time to open Christmas shops. Looking at you Liberty and Harrods.
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve had the worst work day and now my train home is delayed. I must’ve annoyed someone.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just landed at Dublin airport. A man who boarded in London wearing a t-shirt and short shorts is looking appalled. I sort of want to stand next to him on the bus to the terminal. “First time in Ireland, is it?”
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rain ACTUAL Rain!!
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Clare @twirlingteacups.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Work have just sent us all a link to Christmas decorations 😐
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