Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2025god exists and she is a woman she's cured my of my hysterics and delivered upon me the fruit of my desire ( I found my wallet so i can go to the bar) 054 0
Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2025i have thrown my 10 gallon hat on the ground, and guess what? I'm jumping on it, worst part? steam, out the ears, crazy style 030 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrSCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 22/06/2025honey!! come quick! there’s a RAT in the kitchen! And.. and, oh, look he’s making pancakes. hehe… neat. somebody should make a MOVIE about this. wait… wait. nope, he’s burning ‘em. yeah. those are BURNT! go grab my gun and call an exterminator 0594 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrSage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 21/04/2025youth pastor voice: hey fam, you know what heavenly twink was the ultimate “snuffbait”… that’s right, the *real* fisher of men, Jesus of Nazareth 😎 818828 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrMalta @acousticmalta.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Carmilla visits me tonight 5987461886 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrAria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 18/04/2025opened an untitled document from mid-2020 and what the fuck was this even going to be for 416156 0
Reposted by Twink Martyres @ess.bsky.social · 07/04/2025taking a knee to respect lanky transfems with curly dark hair 2263 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrbites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/04/2025>economic collapse >forever wars >industrialization >dismantling the intelligentsia welcome back tsar nickolas ii!!!! 38313 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrCritterDome 🔞 @critterdome.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Respect must be paid 77160344542 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrchloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/03/2025GUY ON GRINDR: I wish I was a trans so I could fuck uou ME: [refreshing ten times a second until it gives me the mobile game ad with the multiplying soldiers] 315316 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrbites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 20/03/2025fucked up thing about being smart and confident and pretty is i love to be bullied by the girls but they're too afraid of me 913310 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrcindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 14/03/2025patrick bateman voice I have to clean some videotapes 0176 0
Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025whenever I think about knights all I can think of is 2 women knights in a duel, fighting until both of them are grappling with each other wielding long thin rondel daggers trying to find gaps, any weakpoint in the armor to stab each other through and then I get so horny I blackout 040 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrcindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 01/03/2025now I know how joan of bark felt, as the flames rose to her puppy nose 0103 0
Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025i'm sorry if my media analysis abilities don't impress you I learned it on the fly to seduce women 020 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025wow a fake flower that's hilarious. what a funny joke, spraying me with a flower and it's not even real even though you said it WAS real and you even told me it smelled really nice. oh you're crying now? you lied bro. if anyone should be doing a huge frown and tracing tears with their finger it's ME 320214 0
Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025well at the very least I can rest easy knowing the feds will now use my real name at my tribunal 010 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrJuni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 09/02/2025I am being such a brave puppy tonight (going to sleep in a bed without my girlfriend) 31907 0
Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025sorry for licking out the inside of your mouth like a submissive dog when we were making out it will happen again 040 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry 1044403314 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrLouise Weard @weard.moe · 03/02/2025Castration Movie “Adeline” Character poster by Remy Boydell 68516 0
Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025sensory play: a girl steals my glasses and brings me to an unfamiliar area I can't see 5 feet in front of me and I'm really scared 030 0
Reposted by Twink Martyr𝕮0𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖓𝕮𝖚𝖓𝖙 @c0ffincunt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I want a flannel that's the source engine missing texture magenta checkerboard 3402 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrKallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 01/02/2025🤔 amazing chapter dfgdf 5699 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 269232803311 0
Reposted by Twink Martyrcindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 26/01/2025vice guide to partying as a manifesto 051 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrTransported! to an Isekai game @harlotglobetrotter.bsky.social · 26/01/2025here— this should clear things up for you ^_^ 2315 0
Reposted by Twink MartyrPC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 14/01/2025Kindan no Ketsuzoku // C's Ware // PC-98 3569160 0