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Twink Martyr

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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
BECOME UNINSURABLE
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
god exists and she is a woman she's cured my of my hysterics and delivered upon me the fruit of my desire ( I found my wallet so i can go to the bar)
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i am having a conniption-fit
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i have thrown my 10 gallon hat on the ground, and guess what? I'm jumping on it, worst part? steam, out the ears, crazy style
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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 22/06/2025
honey!! come quick! there’s a RAT in the kitchen! And.. and, oh, look he’s making pancakes. hehe… neat. somebody should make a MOVIE about this. wait… wait. nope, he’s burning ‘em. yeah. those are BURNT! go grab my gun and call an exterminator
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
youth pastor voice: hey fam, you know what heavenly twink was the ultimate “snuffbait”… that’s right, the *real* fisher of men, Jesus of Nazareth 😎
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Malta @acousticmalta.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Carmilla visits me tonight
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 18/04/2025
opened an untitled document from mid-2020 and what the fuck was this even going to be for
“If desire is repressed, it is because every position of desire, no matter how small, is capable of calling into question the established order of a society.”
- Gilles Deleuze and Félix Guattari, Anti-Oedipus

“Oh, fuck. What the fuck? I’m not even supposed to be here. Hope I don’t jack off.”
- Bozo the Clown, bozo dubbed over
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Alex looks at a Grindr profile called HungDaddy. She remarks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos?" Resigned, she says "whatever. I'm too horny to think straight. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." Alex, dolled up in preparation for the encounter hears a knock at the door." She opens it to reveal the man she invited over is just a torso.
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jona @babynapa.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
happy sunday everyone
A sketch of Ena pushing Clare against a poorly-drawn entrance console table, kissing her sloppy-style. There is some shading.
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Yagi the Goat @yagithegoat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
woof woof🐕
woof woof🐕
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es @ess.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
taking a knee to respect lanky transfems with curly dark hair
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Dedicated
Drawing of a woman in dark armor, kneeling before another woman wearing a white robe, veil, and black spiked crown. The armored woman is kissing the veiled lady's hand, using one of her hands to clasp it and hold it up to her lips.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
>economic collapse >forever wars >industrialization >dismantling the intelligentsia welcome back tsar nickolas ii!!!!
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CritterDome 🔞 @critterdome.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Respect must be paid
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
GUY ON GRINDR: I wish I was a trans so I could fuck uou ME: [refreshing ten times a second until it gives me the mobile game ad with the multiplying soldiers]
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
fucked up thing about being smart and confident and pretty is i love to be bullied by the girls but they're too afraid of me
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
patrick bateman voice I have to clean some videotapes
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金釘みゝず @mimizu-kanakugi.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
whenever I think about knights all I can think of is 2 women knights in a duel, fighting until both of them are grappling with each other wielding long thin rondel daggers trying to find gaps, any weakpoint in the armor to stab each other through and then I get so horny I blackout
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
now I know how joan of bark felt, as the flames rose to her puppy nose
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
i'm sorry if my media analysis abilities don't impress you I learned it on the fly to seduce women
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
apologies for Halimede posting on main
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
wow a fake flower that's hilarious. what a funny joke, spraying me with a flower and it's not even real even though you said it WAS real and you even told me it smelled really nice. oh you're crying now? you lied bro. if anyone should be doing a huge frown and tracing tears with their finger it's ME
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
well at the very least I can rest easy knowing the feds will now use my real name at my tribunal
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 09/02/2025
I am being such a brave puppy tonight (going to sleep in a bed without my girlfriend)
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
matching yaoi boys (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
2 sets of keys with an acrylic key charm of Kouta & Rui by Juliegg
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
sorry for licking out the inside of your mouth like a submissive dog when we were making out it will happen again
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
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Louise Weard @weard.moe · 03/02/2025
Castration Movie “Adeline” Character poster by Remy Boydell
Castration Movie
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
sensory play: a girl steals my glasses and brings me to an unfamiliar area I can't see 5 feet in front of me and I'm really scared
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𝕮0𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖓𝕮𝖚𝖓𝖙 @c0ffincunt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I want a flannel that's the source engine missing texture magenta checkerboard
A magenta and black checkerboard pattern.
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Twink Martyr @twinkmartyr.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
daily affirmation: i am uke enough
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
🤔 amazing chapter dfgdf
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
vice guide to partying as a manifesto
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Transported! to an Isekai game @harlotglobetrotter.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
here— this should clear things up for you ^_^
diagram of "the yaoi hole"
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Bella @solidbella.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
mouse cunt
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 14/01/2025
Kindan no Ketsuzoku // C's Ware // PC-98
Kindan no Ketsuzoku // C's Ware // PC-98
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