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Josh K.

@tvsjosh.bsky.social
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Just a normal guy who managed to get away from the dead bird app.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 7h
“That's just not what we do here in this country." Translation: I’ve been politely pretending not to notice my racist, fascist political allies for my whole career, and I fucking expect you to do likewise.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
stay creative. after Baby Beluga (1980) 🐳, I didn’t worry about how I would top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later came Bananaphone! 🍌 and 32 years after that, Penny Penguin. 🐧
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Josh K. @tvsjosh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
😢 My local comic shop I’ve been going to basically as far back as I can remember is sadly going out of business at the end of the month. I stopped in for what’s likely the final time, for my final haul. @gailsimone.bsky.social
Photo of the trade paperback “Domino: Hotshots”
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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molly mary o'brien @missmollymary.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle in 1979 at Muppets Go Hollywood
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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Josh K. @tvsjosh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Disney needs to have just one token “normal guy” to sit in on all their board meetings, so anytime some out of touch executive is about to do something clearly stupid to the general public they can just go “Sir, that’s actually the opposite of what most people want” (See: Gunn, Kimmel firings)
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Is the ground ok?
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
Richard kind
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Chris Wade @chriswade.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I’ve come around on this and think every new president should just add their own bullshit to the WH campus. 2028 hockey rink and a water slide. 2032 south lawn gokart track and buy the Sinclair dinosaur. Make the treasury mint the giant penny from the batcave
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It doesn’t solve anything and it definitely doesn’t change anything but it is kind of nice to know that he knows that his big macho honk honk birthday parade sucked
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Top panel: Bart holds remote " YOU CAN ACTUALLY PINPOINT 
THE  SECOND WHEN 
HIS HEART RIPS IN HALF"

Bottom panel: Trump womp womp face
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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Fantishow @fantishow.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Orson Welles and Baha Blast Voice by @ganglemanva.bsky.social
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What 2025 feels like
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Also, It Has Been Brought To My Attention... (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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Josh K. @tvsjosh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
As a 30-something, Space Ghost C2C was such a big part of my early teen years. When news of George’s passing hit today I had more friends texting each other about that than A LOT of other celebrity deaths. He and Andy and everyone else from the show are Adult Swim royalty.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
President Dealman forfeiting a trade war in 24 hours to the syrup people.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Steve with extreme selling out action! Says twelve cool phrases like "how much do they want to pay me" and "Sorry Kyle it really isn't my choice man they're talking about casting me in the live action The Rescuers reboot I gotta worry about optics."
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 21/01/2025
Who hasn’t been innocently hanging out at the inauguration of a man dubbed by people in his own party as the next Hitler and accidentally performed a Nazi salute that could only be more blatant if it was accompanied by a tiny finger moustache? thedailytism.com/the-autistic...
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The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling
We’ve all done it. Who hasn’t been innocently hanging out at the inauguration of a man dubbed by people in his own party as the next Hitler and accidentally performed a Nazi salute that could only be ...
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
This is happening, people!!! Dates announced on Monday 10 am PT!
Poster for "Weird Al" Yankovic's Bigger & Weirder 2025 Tour
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Josh K. @tvsjosh.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,588,823!
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 16/09/2024
Local Moron Doesn't Understand How Jokes Work
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
bluesky has boys from brazil, twitter has Boys From Brazil
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/08/2024
put me in the cockpit. i’ll do what needs to be done
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Doing this behind Jake Sherman is 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Happy New Weird Al Single Release Day! I decided to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of my last album Mandatory Fun by doing a polka medley of some of the biggest hits of the last 10 years. “Polkamania!” is out RIGHT NOW and available everywhere music is sold or streamed! youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania! (Official Music Video)
Single available at: Apple Music: https://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1753408289 Amazon Music: http://amazon.com/dp/B0D7RQGLBS …and everywhere else digital music is sold or streamed! Timecodes: 0:00 - HELENA POLKA (Al’s Version) 0:14 - BAD GUY (Billie Eilish) 0:36 - HELLO (Adele) 0:51 - FLOWERS (Miley Cyrus) 1:13 - WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO (Lin-Manuel Miranda / cast of Encanto) 1:24 - VAMPIRE (Olivia Rodrigo) 1:40 - OLD TOWN ROAD (Lil Nas X) 1:59 - DESPACITO (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) 2:09 - SHAPE OF YOU (Ed Sheeran) 2:24 - UPTOWN FUNK (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars) 2:37 - WAP (Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion) 2:54 - THANK U, NEXT (Ariana Grande) 3:06 - SHAKE IT OFF (Taylor Swift) ANIMATOR CREDITS: Cyriak – “Helena Polka (Al’s Version)” David Wachtenheim & W/M Animation – “Bad Guy” & “Shake It Off (pt. 2)” Augenblick Studios – “Hello” Ghostbot / Alan Lau, Roque Ballesteros, and Roman Laney – “Flowers” Jack D. Evans – “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” Vivienne Medrano/Spindlehorse – “Vampire” Liam Lynch – “Old Town Road” Jarrett Heather – “Despacito” & “WAP” Bill Plympton – “Shape of You” Ryan Krzak – “Uptown Funk” KukoMitzu – “Thank U, Next” Victor Yerrid & Melanie Mandl – “Shake It Off (pt. 1)” MUSICIAN CREDITS: “Weird Al” Yankovic – accordion and vocals Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz – drums and percussion Steve Jay – bass guitar and bass vocals Jim “Kimo” West – banjo Wayne Bergeron – trumpets Joel Peskin – clarinets Jim Self – tuba Tress MacNeille – “next!” lady Engineered and mixed by Dave Way at the Way Station Additional engineering by Rafael Serrano at Just For the Record Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering Arranged and produced by Al Yankovic http://vevo.ly/i9RxeT
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Cheap Trick had it right: the optimal makeup for a four piece rock group is two pretty members, a schlub, and a goofball
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chris @tallghost.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
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Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
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álvaro postabosta 🚂 @alvarofreitas.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
*youth pastor voice*: do you know who else had a starter pack of followers?
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Every album from The Decemberists
Book store sign that sounds like the highlights of a cautionary tale.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Trump [eating a baby]: I'm not eating this baby. I could if I wanted to, though [continues to eat baby] of course I'm eating this baby. so what [continues to eat baby] I NEVER ATE A BABY! [finishes eating baby] New York Times: Baby-Eating a Political Minefield for Joe Biden
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 02/06/2024
The worst part of Dungeons & Dragons is when your character dies and the DM gets to eat all your dice. You’re crying and she’s just like cromch cromch cromch. ☹️
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just can't unsee it.
Trump and his wily band of rancid weirdosA number of fine upstanding magicians who demand to be taken seriously.
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Josh K. @tvsjosh.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
@gailsimone.bsky.social I finally got Variants in the mail today, and wow! What could have been just another multiverse story instead made me think about the experiences we have and how that makes us who we are. My wife isn’t much of a comic reader but I’m still going to recommend she reads this.
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