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Franz Kefka Palazzo

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rip the 2026 blue jays

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16h
/person who had a bad time watching his team get pantsed in the World Series by the 2015 Kansas City Royals "Getting some real 2015 Kansas City Royals vibes from this Brewers team."
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yankees defence is a clown show lmao
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you absolutely know that andrew benintendi was called “ben nintendo” in high school
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well that didn’t work lmao
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
handful of braves fans at dodgers stadium doing the fucking chop. worst fans in all of baseball
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
teoscar hernandez doing the jesus sanchez special
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my god you’d think the brewers just won the world series by the way they’re celebrating
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do all people in milwaukee look like that?
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time to build the train line to Bondi Beach I reckon.
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
may the honourable knights destroy the dishonourable easts #NRLGF
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different.
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kinda want the padres to even the score just to see what happens #NLDS
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𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 02/10/2026
I think about this Russell Crowe interaction all the time You just don’t get celebs responding to people like this anymore
A screenshot of a Twitter interaction from way back in the day between the actor Russell Crowe and a random user (Brendan McClaskey) with the user name @Tbones32


Russell Crowe @russellcrowe
Fight back. F**k humiliation as news. F**k denial of climate change.
F**k hatred over EDUCATION...Media should not be the enemy of progress

Brendan McClaskey @Tbones32
@russellcrowe f#@+ liberal hollywood. just keep acting prettyboy
leave politics alone

Russell Crowe @russellcrowe
@Tbones32 simple facts, i'm not pretty, I'm not your Boy, you simpleton. Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know everyone has already covered this but the chop sucks so fucking bad
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Annamarie (Áine Máire ÓhEisleanáin) @sopranovox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately the cringe mock-Indian chant is going to be with us the whole game. The Braves deserve to lose for that alone. #phillies
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
done with mgs4 now to watch a near full-length movie (71min) masquerading as an end of game cutscene
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what if his name was “dave grovel” and he never cheated on his wife?
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing such joy in Yankee Stadium, it just cuts through my soul like a dull, rusty knife.
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me on my zoom meeting with management
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pete russell crow-armstrong is this anything?
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no that’s just major league pitching, they don’t have that in the AL West
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tried explaining all the metal gear lore to my partner and all she could do was laugh at how ridiculous everyone’s names are
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer is back out for the 7th inning. He's three strikeouts shy of Justin Verlander for 8th on the all-time list... #BlueJays
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hm #nrlpanthersknights
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tanya/таня @tanyavolt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looking up all the different euro AFL teams and love this pic i found of the zagreb dockers
blurry photo of the most croatian guys you have ever seen wearing Fremantle Dockers jerseys
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got up to the vamp vs raiden cutscene in mgs4 and having the realisation that the first time i saw this was half my life ago… 18 year old me thought that this was the coolest thing i’d ever seen
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Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The true weirdness is that the Brisbane Lions are the Melbourne Storm of the AFL. But it's too embarrassing for the institutional hearts of either league to admit it.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 26/09/2026
It’s Worfy Time
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no offence but if i were a fan of either of these teams i would want to kms right now #AFLGF
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
imo vladdy shouldn’t have had to apologise for those comments because they were obviously taken out of context and it was a huge non-issue, but his dad telling him he should apologise is sweet in a way i can’t put into words
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all i’m going to say is that you very rarely ever see ambulances and firefighters driving over the speed limit, for this reason amongst many others. only cops seem to think that driving dangerously is a reasonable action to take. www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...
smh.com.au
‘Ultimate sacrifice’: Police officer killed in horror Sydney crash identified
Constable Mia Lay, 20, died instantly when a police car crashed into a tree at Redfern. She only joined the force 16 months ago and showed “exceptional promise”.
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
October is birdless, I repeat BIRDLESS! www.reddit.com/r/baseball/c...
r/baseball
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24m ago
LumberQuacks
emoji:bal2: Baltimore Orioles

For the first time since 2018, there will be no birds in the post-season
2025: Blue Jays
2024: Orioles
2023: Blue Jays and Orioles
2022: Blue Jays and Cardinals
2021: Cardinals
2020: Blue Jays and Cardinals
2019: Cardinals

Rachel Carson warned us this would happen. We didn’t listen
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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arankays @karanshukla.ca · 23/09/2026
Ain't nothing straighter than a bunch of baseball players hanging dong in the clubhouse www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...
sfgate.com
SF Giants accidentally post nude player during clubhouse celebrations
The post lasted on Instagram for at least 14 minutes.
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
still going at it for some reason 🤷
iranian monarchist doing a sad little protest at the top of martin place in sydney
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
love the foreword from @edzitron.com in “enshittification” by cory doctorow
“I will never forgive them for what they did to the computer.” quote attributed to ed zitron
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The worst thing Vlad said was that he got paid for past performance, which is at least debatable. Everything else beyond that one clip was: -I’m disappointed -I feel responsible -I feel like I let everyone down -I felt depressed and anxious all year -I want to come back and be better.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 24/09/2026
Lesbian bar mask-gate etc etc
A meme made up of four panels from the simpsons. Homer is in a crowded bar. He is the only man in the bar. The first panel reads "wait a minute." Homer begins looking around himself. The second panel reads "there's something bothering me about this place." In the third panel, Homer stops and has a realisation. It reads "this lesbian bar is only masks optional!" In the fourth and final panel, Homer walks away from the bar, calling back to the other patrons. It reads "enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s because businesses have never wanted to pay superannuation. That’s it. Not much more to say As long as we have compulsory superannuation the choir of small business owner cranks are going to cry poor that there’s an extra expense on their books that they can’t get away with not paying
OPINION
BY CRAIG EMERSON
Why the Coalition and One Nation want to tear down Australia's super scheme
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23/09/2026
Wrote this in 2014 during a very long postseason drought, but it's uncanny that the date matched
In every Blue Jays season, there comes that moment when you stop caring whether they win or lose. I mean, you care a little, in that winning games is infinitely more fun than losing games, and you’re at the ballpark with a hot dog and it’s sunny and a couple blasts of the dinger horn would perfectly cap off your weekend. But they’re also in fourth place, and it’s August, and the playoff races haven’t concerned them for months. They might yet play spoiler, but they’re already the spoiled. That familiar moment comes early in some seasons, like it did last year, or maybe after the break if you’re luckier. But it always comes.

This year, it almost didn’t. That’s the great hope, isn’t it? The hope that you care for 162 games and then on and on into the great beyond. The playoffs. The hope that the words mathematical elimination aren’t looming like an elongating shadow in the late summer sun.

The sun set this year on September 23, just five days before the end of the regular season. Mathematical elimination, that great deadly beast, finally caught up with us. We almost outran it.
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Jays have 13 guys in the injured list, including eight on the 60-day IL, I'm sure the problem this season is that John Schneider allowed the home run jacket to return.
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Tim Howard @tmhwrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[goose meme] what else did he advocate? WHAT ELSE DID HE ADVOCATE?
Music
Angry Anderson dies aged 79:
Rose Tattoo frontman was a ferocious rock 'n' roll singer and youth advocate. He was also a bigot.
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Shape @cals.art · 23/09/2026
If you see any of my work for sale on marketplace please let me know, I've had all my old paintings stolen as well as the damaged new work
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
the thing about the pokemon scalper discord posts is they are very funny but they’re not unique. that is how the vast majority of investors, landlords, business owners think. obviously you can find exceptions but that is simply your brain on capitalism
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haha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s gonna be the funniest thing in the world when Stavros Halkias wins an Oscar in 10 years from now for a dramatic role in which he plays basically himself lol
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Franz Kefka Palazzo @tuznamacka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright which teams are we going for in postseason now that it’s all but certain the jays aren’t gonna be there? for me it’ll be the white sox for AL and either the cubs or phillies for NL
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