Reposted by Turduckenwrath SILVERJET @silverjet.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Happy Birthday Dolly Parton 🤗 🎂 🎉 051 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I made cupcakes and I ate them. No reason, no celebration, just because I could. 2629326 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The punishment for ID theft should be if they take your info, now they’re all in they get the WHOLE identity So you got my tiny checking account… but you also go my student loans, collections, parking tickets, child support, crazy exes Like go big or go home 183 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I try to say goodbye and I choke Try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it it’s clear My world crumbles when muffins are near #halfbakedsongs 061 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Wake me up before you risotto #halfbakedsongs 020 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 26/12/2024You are out of lives! Do you really want to give up?! touché, Candy Crush, touchémedia.tenor.coma girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a surprise signALT: a girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a surprise sign 030 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 23/12/2024#OtherThanToysSantaCanBring me one last fuck to give 030 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I’m at the “only naughty panties left to wear” stage of laundry avoidance. 121 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 21/12/2024#OnMyGrownUpChristmasList Viennetta It’s like ice cream, except it’s like cake. Iykyk 111 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept. 11330104 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Castlevania lied to me. I ate the whole roasted chicken I found inside my wall and now I'm sick as hell. 2489 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 13/12/2024We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out! 1274318752638 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Not me wanting to thank chatgpt when it does a good job answering my questions 🤦♀️ 010 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 11/12/2024#InsteadOfCookiesILeftSanta ChaCha Heelsmedia.tenor.comHeels Cha Cha Heels GIFALT: Heels Cha Cha Heels GIF 030 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 11/12/2024#InsteadofcookiesILeftSanta a piece of my mindmedia.tenor.coma woman in a pink jacket says " can i speak to the manager ? "ALT: a woman in a pink jacket says " can i speak to the manager ? " 072 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing 1766797676 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my clients: I've never met a stupid person with anxiety. 38726176 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Sigmanphi @sigmanphi.bsky.social · 10/12/2024#funny #memes #pics #picture #photo #photograph #photographers 0162 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath SILVERJET @silverjet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Sorry babe not tonight, I’m pondering my orb 152 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate. 181343288 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath sooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I guess the original name, 'brown ennui,' was too on-the-nose 061 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My dog being a perfect angel for the dog trainer, making ME seem like the one with a jumping problem #IsLikeAPunchInTheFacemedia.tenor.coma dog on a leash is standing next to a woman on a blue carpet with #dog thanking written on the bottomALT: a dog on a leash is standing next to a woman on a blue carpet with #dog thanking written on the bottom 21304 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Walking into the bathroom at the fairgrounds around 3pm in the summer heat #IsLikeAPunchInTheFacemedia.tenor.coma woman is leaning against a wall in a bathroom next to a toiletALT: a woman is leaning against a wall in a bathroom next to a toilet 152 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Being the duck in a Turducken #IsLikeAPunchInTheFacemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says bunch of birds shoved up inside each other shouldn 't play god like thatALT: a man in a suit and tie says bunch of birds shoved up inside each other shouldn 't play god like that 1125 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You are fantastic. You are a moment of profound realization. You are the resilience of a water bear. You are a gothic film with practical effects. You are a labyrinth formed of ancient hedges, populated by eldritch hedgehogs and talking capybaras in top hats. 311633 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Following anyone who looks vaguely familiar. Like a lost child at the state fair 20903317 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Ok- i need some help locating the following: -hashtag games -F4F lists -mashed potatoes with gravymedia.tenor.coma pixel art of a yellow duck standing in a grassy fieldALT: a pixel art of a yellow duck standing in a grassy field 220 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Any salad can be a Caesar's salad if you stab it enough. 2737635 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Since this is a new venture, are we allowed to use proper punctuation now? Like, can I delight in my Oxford commas here without fear of judgement? 000 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Maybe there are no sour patch adults because we eat all the kids. 1236 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My neck, my back, my sciatica attack. 312426 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024This is what the algorithm thinks I want 120 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024it doesn’t have to be the perfect crime, just an unsolvable one. -me, as a therapist 0279 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know. 3353135 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It’s Turducken Season where are my accolades, peasants? 021 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 16/08/2023so like… are there dms and gifs here yet? 010 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 05/08/2023My atheism is really getting in the way of my god complex. 38540 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 03/08/2023hope I can still use my forever stamps in Hell 25516 0
Turduckenwrath @turduckenwrath.bsky.social · 03/08/2023The “why do you want to unsubscribe from our constant contact emails,” website needs a “because fuck you” option 010 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 31/07/2023This episode of the game show Lie Cheat and Steal features a musical accusation, an impression of the THX sound, and much more! Leave a comment if you’d like to be a contestant. youtu.be/-gORrtbEf0g 043 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 31/07/2023I've noticed my yawns have gotten more aggressive as I've gotten older 27924 0
Reposted by Turduckenwrath wonk⬖ @wonk.bsky.social · 24/07/2023this is no doubt one of the funniest ways this could play out 210912 0
