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TubaTaylor

@tubataylor.bsky.social
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www.instagram.com/tubataylor is probably the best way to follow me. Don't be shocked if this is mostly re-skeets or whatever we're calling them now.

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin
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George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’
SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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TubaTaylor @tubataylor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hey @danryckert.com you might have a future in color commentary.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Platonic form of televised baseball commentary here. Hypnotic
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now
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🔥Ariana “Red” Taller🔥 @redhothead.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to him
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/05/2026
Can confirm
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with someone, and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Mira ⇦⇩⇧⇨ @miralocria.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"Barcade got the Autism table." ...which one?
Pokemon premium pinball table Bally spectrum pinball
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Dave The Splatter, Beardo AND Weirdo @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
News used to be better
MechaGodzilla and Godzilla (original recipe) sitting at a news desk for Japanese TV.
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mira ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🎃 @simployed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 18/03/2026
Fictional computer interface of the day: GoldenEye (1995)
A wireframe globe and the words COLLISION 375 DAYS.A yellow box reading UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED.A world map with a red line across it.The grinning cartoon face of Boris and a password prompt.
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Callan Bellwether @sleepytimetbear.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
4th annual Mira bellwether buy a trans woman a pizza day Tuesday March 31st honor Mira bellwethers birthday treat a trans woman
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 16/02/2026
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/02/2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 03/02/2026
Guys, it’s fine. It’s probably DNS. Or BGP. Or us-east-1 Frankly, the entire Internet is made of duct tape and popsicle sticks held together by bubble gum and string and it’s amazing that anything ever works at all
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TubaTaylor @tubataylor.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
my type.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 21/01/2026
Just logged on and saw the news, gonna take several edibles and hope it activates some latent power that can spirit bomb style a chunk of my soul into this collective ritual of us all hoping so hard for It that we will it into existence
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Vampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
When I say we should have universal healthcare that covers all transition-related treatment, I mean this
A succubus from World of Warcraft - a demon that looks like a pin-up model, with purple bat-like wings, horns, glowing eyes and hooves with digitigrade legs.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Janet knows what’s up
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 04/10/2025
Fluid mechanics is when the guy who fixes your car is a girl sometimes
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 01/10/2025
youtu.be/e2NOpoh3IuA
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Will Armstrong @willwarmstrong.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I’m not reading this. And I don’t think you should either. But I just want to take a moment to appreciate that AI has conflated Jesus with the 40k Emperor of Mankind on his golden throne. And I love how much both would hate that.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
generals gathered in their masses / just like witches with fat asses
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
what if we killed visa and mastercard with hammers
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Canceling a streaming service? Not sure what to watch? Broke? The archivists have our backs! Here’s my silent movie Free Stuff Thread!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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fishu @ gateway fate 800 @goldfishu.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
New meat just dropped at Kroger
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Janie Danger @wifesucker.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🐀 SNEAK PEAK 🐀 World Premiere 7 • 11 @ midnight Janie Danger - (K***) Your Self-Help Book
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TheSickness @thesickness.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
When that armoire sticking its whole ass out
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