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Truffle Mumkins

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Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Let America Be America Again By Langston Hughes "Let America be America again. Let it be the dream it used to be."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You should know I'm not fascinated by the keys you're jingling in front of me because I'm a baby. It's intellectual for me. I'm contemplating the nature of the keys
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/03/2026
doing it solely out of deliberate malice
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 26/02/2026
the rent fund for students at my alma mater has $36,000 in rent requests for tomorrow and only $7,500 in the bank if we raised $10,600 with a crystal shrek what kind of crazy thing do i need to do to raise $28,500?
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Donate to Support South High School Families, organized by R S
South High School (Minneapolis, MN) parents are holding a special fundraiser specifically for S… R S needs your support for Support South High School Families
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*washes one (1) kitchen knife* 📣 ALRIGHT THAT'S A WRAP ON TUESDAY NIGHT CHORES GREAT JOB EVERYONE
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Catherine Prendergast @badtoss.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Today is one of my favorite days in North Amherst, when someone has to slowly walk around my friends’ yard, carefully collecting all the baby snapping turtles so the crows don’t eat them.
The bottom of a white bucket with eight teeny tiny snapping turtles in an inch of water. Each would fit in your palm.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 24/07/2025
Just to state the obvious: I do not believe that a political movement trying to re-legalize child labor, deny schoolkids free lunches, lower the age of sexual consent, slash funding for child care & elementary education, and slash Medicaid genuinely gives a shit about the welfare of children.
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I'm not a fan of mansplaining, but I do enjoy asking men about tech/sports? It's like talking to a Wikipedia page.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13/06/2025
Acceptable names for a dog: Biff Speedy Jennifer Acceptable names for a cat: Mork Potato Arturo Perez-Reverte Acceptable names for a horse: Pulchritude The Securities and Exchange Commission A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The local Facebook page/subreddit any time a new city project is announced
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UltimaWielder @artemaseeker.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hello chat
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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trump angers the Catholic Church. The Idiot-In-Chief.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
“It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help. If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite." -Pope Francis
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Emily Carter @emilycurates.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A #crab in a fish tank discovered the air pump… and turned it into a personal jacuzzi. Crabs are curious creatures and often interact with their environment in surprisingly playful ways.
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What if they made Tickle-Me-NOT-Elmo?
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 13/04/2025
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Mass by Leonard Bernstein but they're Muppets and the one human is the celebrant.
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Minerva & Sam @witheachmile.com · 02/04/2025
We’ve always taken our own car on road trips, but would renting be cheaper? Gas is one thing, but wear & tear adds up ⛽ So we made a quick calculator to compare the costs. And, well, it depends on the trip! Try it out & see what makes sense for you! 🚗 #travel #roadtrip #TravelBloggersCommunity ✈️🗺️
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Rent or Drive Your Car? Which Road Trip Option Saves More?
Use our calculator to compare the costs of renting vs. driving your own car on your next road trip and find out which option saves you more money!
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m going to post pictures of bad mushrooms now because mushrooms are ugly and I hate them haha APRIL FOOL
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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Scarrrrie 👻 🎃 🧙 @carrieat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I just dusted off the "polite no" phrase* I keep in my Notes app and used in an email, please clap *I’m limiting new commitments right now, but thanks for thinking of me (literally copy and paste when needed)
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Today's thought I can't get out of my head: There's eight billion people on Earth. The average person spends around 25 minutes per day on the toilet. Which means: when the Thanos snap happened 1.73% of people who got snapped were actively on the toilet. That works out to ~139 million people.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Sch cat being both in the grave and posing over it
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Aalia Mauro @aaliamauro.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"He's too radical", the Dem party did him so dirty. We were robbed.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone Call it a Day Of Transparency
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Merry Superbowl to all who celebrate.
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Veronika Meduna @veronikameduna.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
For anyone in need of a timeline cleanse - I had the absolute privilege to visit a turtle sanctuary recently; spending time in the wilds remains a restorative activity
A newly hatched sea turtle making its way to the ocean
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Zandek @snugasabugbear.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/01/2025
Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I was today years old when I learned what collision insurance is... And that we don't have it. 😔
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Tech has got to stop trying to be cool and get back to this level of whimsy, I'm not even kidding
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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CindyBax @cindybax.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Lest we forget
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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Philip Glass + kitty 📷 Ebet Roberts, 1987 #Caturday
Glass & cat at the piano, in silhouette in front of a blue-light background
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 15/10/2024
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
The amount of First Baptist Churches I see has the same energy as "first" comments on YouTube videos
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
I started reading the Warriors series chronologically and I LOVE GOSSIPING ABOUT THESE GOOFY FICTIONAL CATS THEY ARE UP TO SO MUCH DRAMA?
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Studio Ghibli Pictures @ghiblipictures.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Studio Ghibli’s The Wind Rises (2013) features a four-second crowd scene that took animator Eiji Yamamori 1 year and 3 months to complete
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Things you can buy with $700: - One PlayStation 5 Pro - Two LEGO Deku Trees - 23.33~ copies of PLAY NICE: The Rise, Fall, and Future of Blizzard Entertainment - 700 Arizona Ice Teas - 43% of a GeForce RTX 4090
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Truffle Mumkins @trufflemumkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
"Is your uvula deviated?" -someone on the shuttle.
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