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My son wanted to watch Lady and the Tramp and when they go to the Italian restaurant there’s a poster on the wall outside for a play of Uncle Tom’s Cabin and I am losing it. How did I not notice this in the first 100 viewings?!

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 15h

We’re at the pediatric dentist and there is a kid absolutely losing it in the back. Like screaming bloody murder. And apparently it was just because of the fluoride paste.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h

Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The old Party City storefront that went out of business is now an off brand Spirit Halloween called Spooky Halloween. Late stage capitalism is wild.

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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That

Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s going to be 100 degrees on Saturday and I sincerely hope my son’s soccer game is canceled. They don’t even keep score or play positions anyway.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Since it’s late I’m going to make a confession. I do not find Connor Storrie attractive. I have no idea what the big deal is with him.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Up late enough to watch The Tonight Show. Mistakes, I’ve made a few.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If one of those r*pists wrote one of their essays with ChatGPT im going to lose it.

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is literally erewhon

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m looking into getting a new computer and I can’t believe that a middle of the road laptop still had less hard drive and memory than my 18 year old iMac 💀

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ok this one is actually funny. They should let him put his name on the place Lincoln was shot.

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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🖖NEW EPISODE🖖Captain Archer and the crew of Enterprise are cranky because they haven't run into any new aliens on their maiden voyage. Meanwhile, Hoshi isn't sure she's cut out for a deep space assignment. Is Enterprise's "Fight or Flight" a TREK, MARRY, or KILL? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Sato and Trip look at a slug on a rock under some very purple and bisexual lighting

Sato seated at her communication station with a finger to her earpiece, listening for a signal.

Enterprise held by a tractor beam emanating from an alien spacecraft which is being fired upon by an Axanarian vessel (off screen)

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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

⚡RERUN⚡Our second Trek Marry Kill EVER was a look at "Where No Man Has Gone Before," Star Trek's *second* pilot. Kirk's best friend becomes a god and tries to kill him. Is the episode a TREK, MARRY, or KILL? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

TOS image: USS Enterprise moving from left to right. Titles superimposed over the image. "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🧑‍🌾RERUN🧑‍🌾We played TREK MARRY KILL with the Enterprise pilot "Broken Bow" alllll the way back in 2022. Is Captain Archer's first adventure a good one? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

EXT. SPACE - Shot of Earth largely in darkness as it has just turned towards the sun which lights the ridge across the screen. Title is superimposed: "Broken Bow"

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"i make the best meatloaf in nebraska" sounds like some sort of threat

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Coyote vs. ACME was great btw. The boy got a little restless because the roadrunner was off screen for a stretch but he ended up liking it.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just made chicken salad with Buffalo Wild Wings spicy garlic sauce and they should hire me to make recipes for their retail sauces.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Accidentally bought a non-alcoholic drink and I’m fucking pissed

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pilates bruise is coming along nicely.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Im taking our kid to a lecture at CalTech so he can ask an actual professor questions about the surface pressure of Venus rather than me trying to stumble through an answer.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I fell during Pilates class and now I have a big swollen bruise that does not look good. I did finish class though.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I literally cannot believe this is real life.

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J.A. Killingsound @kislingconnection.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"It used to be if you were on TV, you had to have charisma, or at least a good name. Names like Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Morrow. Now I turn on the TV and I don't know these names at all. Russ Douthat. I don't now how to spell it and I don't much care. . . "

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the packers today

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don’t know why I expected the Highland Park playground to have cleaner restrooms but wow. Just a nightmare in there.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Need Serena's thoughts here

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The time between Columbine and 9/11 was a wild time to be in public school because we got bomb threats at least a few times per year.

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Samantha Powell @sdpowell1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's certainly a choice to paint a version of an image that has become a meme that mostly pokes fun at your incompetence as a leader and post it on this anniversary.

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panda, the artful bisexualist @artfulscientist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this was before AI, so these were made by real people. a real human designed Bin Laden’s Cobra Commander base.

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This happened in 2013, lest anyone think the whole "freedom fries" thing was just a temporary hiccup

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Frank took us on a real roller coaster here

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last year my son’s first grade class had so much work on a tablet that he had up to 90 minutes of tablet based homework every weekend and this year they’re like “uh so it turns out that was too much screen time so…just read books instead?” Anyway my kid keeps leaving the books at school 🙄

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

AI thinks AI should win an Oscar in a special AI category. A participation trophy, if you will.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Apart from everything else, why did they give the AI actress bad skin?

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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 09/09/2026

One of the most perfect movies ever made but also I can never pass up the chance to post one of the funniest things I've ever seen

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So…are we eating bagged lettuce again or what? I think that ship has sailed for me and it’s going to be whole heads of lettuce from here on out.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There was a crazy fire with tall flames in Beverly Hills just not but it looks like they got a handle on it.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Florida weather at California prices is not going to be sustainable.

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Kris10 @kris10.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I had never heard of this movie until I saw the trailer on Sunday and Owen Wilson popping up in it was wild.

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