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Rosemary @transvestight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

harry potter tv series? i'm still waiting for fantastic beasts parts 4 and 5!

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Rosemary @transvestight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

wait, do people not have modems anymore?

demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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My coworker said he asked ChatGPT something and everyone on Zoom boo'ed him 😭 I personally just put a thumbs down.

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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game

Alt: Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game

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Rosemary @transvestight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bobby Kotick? the guy who allegedly knew about all the sex crimes at his company and, at best, ignored them? and who allegedly once left his assistant a voicemail threatening to have her killed?

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's funny how when you're learning to drive you think that pulling over when emergency vehicles are approaching is a thing drivers are going to do.

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The mobility of children is simply not taken seriously or viewed as important. Something illustrative is how people will often say that kids "don't count" when you remind them that children and young teens are nondrivers who deserve the right to get around without cars.

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i love r/mypartneristrans. 95% of the time it's a cis person going "i'm having [common relationship problem], is it because my partner is transgender?" and all the saints in that sub very patiently explaining that no, that's just a normal relationship problem.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

hard to say just how evil dennis hastert was. a purely despicable, worthless life with not even a single positive quality. all of the worst things the Republicans did in the 90s and 2000s, he was involved, and on top of that he raped children. pissing on his grave doesn't even come close.

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dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026

women from this 🏳️‍⚧️ country are always in possession of complex devices i couldn't possibly name the purpose of

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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

bro, stop buying the canned stuff. if you make refried beans from dried beans it tastes almost as good and saves you 2 cents/year.

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"in the dim past, the prehistoric human females did not attain a climax." i love sexology so much. they'll just say whatever.

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this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked

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kc kc kc (ichabod era) @katecrane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

julie would be a beautiful name for a girl who follows you 14 times a day

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please don't let this be the final harvest

many dahlias of all shapes, sizes and colors

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026

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i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 05/10/2026

just because it made me happy and I thought it was extra pretty in the fog: my (back) yard’s past and present state; pics taken about 8 years apart

A blank green patch of sod surrounded by a wood privacy fence.

An oasis that somebody actually cares about - pic taken from roughly the same angle, but now it’s all trees, flowers, and a paver pathway leading to a round patio. The fog-shrouded trees in the background make it look so nice, tho.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026

no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome

The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.

My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.

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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they hated her because she told the truth

The Holy Trinity Diagram, showing that Broccoli is not Cauliflower is not Brussels Sprouts is not Broccoli, but that all three are Cabbage.

The diagram is arrayed in a trangle, featuring a circle at each corner of the triangle connected by lines that say "Is Not", with each circle also connected to a single circle in the middle by lines that say "Is"

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pajareo @pajareo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937

Historical black-and-white illustration showing how carrier pigeons were transported: a pigeon in a small cloth bag, a soldier carrying a pigeon in a specially designed pouch, and another soldier carrying several pigeons in a harness. The bottom illustration shows a portable frame designed to carry multiple pigeons.

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 05/10/2026

i have a fondness for specially designed clothing made for carrying more living beings around than it makes sense to have on ones person in ordinary circumstances

a model demonstrating use of a tunic shaped rescue garment with mesh and fabric containers for 3 babies

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i fear i would not be able to remember not to sit against something while wearing the pigeon vest

rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026

sorry, what? the NBA and NBPA's collective bargaining agreement can and does regulate which endorsement contracts players are allowed to sign. the newest CBA, signed in 2023, is what allowed sports betting endorsements to happen in the first place! you reported this at the time!!

(excerpt from the quoted story from Oct 5, 2026)
"The NBA can regulate salary, but it can't regulate everything else."

(screenshot of another Atlantic article)
"NBA collective bargaining agreement notes: On player investment, draft combine changes and more
By Mike Vorkunov
June 30, 2023"
accompanying is a photo of basketballs under an NBA stantion

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Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding

"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"

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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you've simply GOT to keep it in the drafts, folks.

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October Dahlias, arguably the Best Dahlias

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director: cut! David Attenborough:

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