Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 7hI've just shown the Christingle Orange to @anothersmd.bsky.social, and the reviews are in! 2111
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So far the rules have been "don't touch me" and "don't ignore me", and I've been failing on both parts 150
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Staying at my mum's place to house sit for the week, and a tiny panther has invaded my room?? 3250
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026World's most neurodivergent man telling the world it's his birthday: 140
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Of the face? Sadly he runs when I get the camera out, so here's a highlight reel instead 120
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Theme Park Hospital Bloaty Head Man lives in Essex??? 050
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's a worth successor to this incredible one 081
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Tout pour Université de Notre-Dame, rien pour les misérables" 000
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@ the devs *pleeeeeeease* do locked accounts on here, i need an alt to express all my dumbest thoughts 190
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Look say whatever you want about Ed Sheeran (because he's a cunt), but this video is very funny 1017443
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Right the fluffer and her fiance met at Aella's "birthday gangbang", and Aella made an infographic after about the attendees and what happened, and part of that includes what kind of ending the 37 attendees had. All 37 men slept with Aella, but the engaged guy isn't one of the five 210
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This constituency is 97% white, statistically an older/retired place with below average levels of poverty (though there are pockets of relatively severe deprivation in Poole). If you want to help your constituents, devote yourself to flood defences and the NHS, not this shit 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party 000
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That's still too manageable for a noted Bluesky poster, come back when you've sat through the full character creation process in FATAL 000
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My Operational Data Security,,,,, it's very sick 😔 its great though cos now everyone knows how to build a Eurofighter Typhoon after the same guy posted the full tech manual THREE TIMES and got this warning 161
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yeah thanks lads, as if there was any danger of me forgetting my cat's birthday is on September 11th and every year the insurance renewal comes with an argument about whether I'd like to change his birthday to "something nicer" 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My prediction for Starmer in three months when he realises he can't get legal work, he can't get after dinner speaking gigs and his wife still hates him 181
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh ok, I guess I won't put the parasol in the shed, my bad 😔 050
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Live @anothersmd.bsky.social reaction to the last five minutes of season 1 of Twin Peaks (no spoilers, it's his first ever watch) 030
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Now you're just stealing valour, smh 110
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You know you're awake too early in the morning when the fox is sleeping in the middle of the road outside 060
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026For when this terf cunt inevitably blocks me: 050
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026So you're saying I should go on eBay and buy this 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"And it's a great goal against the Great Satan, but for who?" 0102
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Unsurprising update on the stupid dickhead humming Jerusalem in the middle of a work event: 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you? 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Right you all need to stop sweating because what do you mean it's 70% humidity?! Fuck offfffff 020
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You know I think it being thirty three bastard degrees in my room while I try to go to sleep is actually evil 010
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This stupid mf was expecting the whole country to come out for him like this, in the year of our lord 2026? 0206
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Get your mum on these bad boys, show her curries and stews from around the world 130
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Sisko the cat has been yodelling and crying at me to turn off the sun. He's so fucking mad right now 281
Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026And on this, his penultimate day in charge, I must now post my best Keir Starmer photoshop (please share yours) 46620
