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Leaded Petrol Sommelier

@trainshagger.bsky.social
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Back at it again on this stupid site She/her

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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 13h
Sonny Bono's to do list circa 1973
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 13h
I genuinely don't get how anyone can see what's happening in Palestine and think contemporary Zionism is anything other than a racist project, but also big George there saying "damn, you could have had a pact with Labour" is genuinely funny and infuriating
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 13h
There is no chance in hell Labour was ever going to do a deal with the GPEW, don't be stupid. Whatever you think of this motion, let's not engage in fantasy: Labour consistently punch left and are actively engaged in climate harming policies. Please grow up if you think a pact was ever on the table
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 13h
Using your feet? Brother, there are ways to monetise that kind of content for those with eyes to see
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn't have you doing a literal heel turn on my bingo card for the year, but fair play man, chase your bliss
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why has this been deleted, I can't believe this
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was very nearly baited into responding to an American comedian doing British food discourse, but very wisely I stopped myself 😌 please clap for this moment of growth
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW | A corrective to the obituaries… HERE LIES JEFFREY ARCHER The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/here-lies-...
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Here lies Jeffrey Archer
The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan.
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't you just love it when some cunt at work goes "oh you're busy? Let me ring up your boss' boss and get you in trouble for pointing out the lack of capacity in your department right now". I should be allowed a firearm to manage this kind of situation
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Monica Coglan was cross-examined for 13 hours by Archer’s lawyers in the libel trial. She was frequently in tears as her entire life and character was attacked. She died in a car crash before Archer was found guilty of perjury in that trial. Before it was found she’d told the truth all along.
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg we don't have those on our teams, otherwise I would totally use it
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See, I've been told that having a kid of my own would be expensive, but I've just been mugged at the sweet shop for my niece and nephew's Halloween and I'm really starting to question that
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Insider trading? More like inside-her trading 😏😏😏
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone loves/ hates you less when you're dead, huh
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much is it? Im also considering picking one up
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man I should not have looked up this shit on Autotrader, what do you mean I can buy a rally replica Volvo 850 in good working condition for under five grand
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's one way to drive up passenger revenue, I guess
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nonce Down!!
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No comment from the Milf shirt man???
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sitting in first class though, people gotta pay for the show
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's it, I'm buying a used Volvo 740, slinging a mattress in the back and doing a dogging tour of East Anglia
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pros: no more underwire, some breeze for the under boob, maybe a bit of a breeze for the side boob Cons: I'm a G cup, if we go over a rough patch (and it's all rough patches) then it's gonna be extremely obvious
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lost In Translation is a great hatewatch
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so hot and sweaty in London the afternoon that I'm weighing up the pros and cons of taking my bra off on the train home and riding with them thangs thanging
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God willing he will have the same massive gastrointestinal issues as his dad 🙏
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I will defend *most* neurodivergent food choices, but this is just beyond the pale, she was right to tell the girls
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never seen Palestinian rights defended in a meaningful way in British media, but I sure have shit seen every brown/ Muslim person asked if they condemn Hamas since October 7th 2023
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eddy Gordo doesn't even have a good theme tune, smh what's the point
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't believe we're getting Temu Bolsonary fascism in Brazil now, wtf
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He said bad things!!
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually scary content: Resident Evil 1 on the PS1, which mum's boyfriend at the time was playing Undiagnosed autistic scared: the sound from the ident for Yorkshire Television absolutely terrified me as a child, no clue why
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I regret to inform you this was on the embankment, about 20 seconds away from the turning on to the river. Also it was doing some speed (I think someone told the driver) so that one heave really covered some distance 😬
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look I watched someone projectile vomit off the side of the sightseeing duck bus, this would be way more socially acceptable
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*pretentious hipster voice* you have to listen to their work on a cassette in a swan pedalo to really "get" it 😌
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I've got this vision of you reading Moby Dick and being inspired to steal a speedboat and ride up and down the Thames hunting for all the cocaine eels
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real men are so butch and masculine that they take an excessive amount of testosterone and give themselves all the telltale signs of oestrogen deficiency, and also have a weird mechanical dick implant that failed
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bus driver knows that in my heart I yearn for a tram to the train station and is punishing me accordingly 😔
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
British Doggers Brigade, 2028:
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nearly got ran over twice by the same bus this morning, I'm off to an ✨incredible✨ start to the day
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now we are all Shaggy, everyone gets their very own Julie
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have fun, and also play something truly appalling
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It certainly wants power washing, wow
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh ew no, no I don't like that at all
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah it has the same eyes as a furby, or that new animatronic pikachu toy
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Average locktober participant
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RMT Union @rmtunion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RMT calls for levy on record rolling stock company profits RAIL union RMT called for a levy on rolling stock companies today (October 2) as new figures exposed record dividend payments and seven figure salaries. rmtunion.org/4ecmv0v
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RMT calls for levy on record rolling stock company profits
RAIL union RMT called for a levy on rolling stock companies today (October 2) as new figures exposed record dividend payments and seven figure salaries.
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Leaded Petrol Sommelier @trainshagger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If it's just on the knee then you're good, wear darker tights and low heels and you're golden (also, sorry for your loss)
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