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Tim Plas

@tplas.bsky.social
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Mostly-retired IT guy. Still doing a bit of Azure, SQL, Windows Server, Entra ID. But mostly enjoying lots of IOT work these days, for home automation, & part-time for a startup.

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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If "Con" is the opposite of "Pro", then what is the opposite of "Progress"?
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A rare and beautiful moment. A Piper Super Cub returns to the nest to feed her young. In only a few weeks, the Piper hatchlings will be ready to take their first flight. Nature is amazing.
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Even AWS is still learning that "It's always DNS."
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"Electricity is really just organized lightning." — George Carlin
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/10/2025
My AI girlfriend's rack is 42U
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sometimes I feel like my theme song should be "They call me debris"
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
So they're talking about re-opening the Appleton MN private prison, as an ICE detention facility. Well of course Minnesota would have the nation's largest ICE house.
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Salty Blue 🌊 @saltydavid.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
And now ladies & gentlemen, a bit of a different take on “Free Bird.”
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 21/05/2025
when the AI datacentres are done with their cooling water, they pump it off the edge of the earth. it's cheaper to get rid of it that way, rather than shipping it back to the water factories. it looks like this:
classic "flat earth" illustration with water falling off the edge, into space
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2025
To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a…) File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."
Two photos. In the first, deep in a conifer forest a man in winter clothes holds a reindeer and sprays something from an aerosol can on the antlers.

The second photo is of a small town street in the dead of night. Little shops and dim street lights. A deer stands in the middle of the road. It's barely visible, just a feint silhouette.  But, its eyes and antlers glow like something ancient and supernatural.
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Hoffy @hoffy56.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.” Anne Lamont
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Ruin a movie with a kitchen utensil Bram Stoker's Spatula
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Jonathan Pallant @thejpster.org.uk · 19/03/2025
Installing OSes and using OSes are two different hobbies
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Gregory @dreamwieber.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Carl Sagan wrote this in 1995 and it lives rent-free in my head 🤯
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
50 years ago this month!
Popular Electronics magazine cover, w Altair 8800 computer - Jan 1975.
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nice! One of my Christmas presents was a multi-segmented dragon. Turns out it was a 32-hour 3D print job.
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Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 22/12/2024
The top trending gif page has some ladies dancing outside in short sleeve dresses captioned “happy solstice” and I just gotta say if you’re dancing outside in short sleeves tonight you’re probably not living at a latitude where the solstice affects your life in any way
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🤖ScottsRobots🤖 @scottsrobots.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Imagining a "fun" post-apocalyptic far future where monks hand-scribe illuminated copies of Wikipedia.
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 18/12/2024
The real story about these drones is that in a world of 4k cameras in everyone's hands, y'all can't photograph or video for shit. HOLD THE CAMERA STEADY
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Common Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
🧐
Wear ever you go, their your.
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Eric Capuano @eric.zip · 15/12/2024
Not new, but have not mentioned on Bluesky yet. If you or someone you know aspires to be a SOC Analyst, check out my hands-on lab, "So you want to be a SOC Analyst?" Thousands of people have been through it and the feedback has been 🔥 blog.ecapuano.com/p/so-you-wan... #infosec
blog.ecapuano.com
So you want to be a SOC Analyst? Intro
A blog series for someone wanting to get a start as a SOC Analyst
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ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 05/11/2024
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Errors cannot be created or destroyed, only converted from one form to another
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kepano @stephango.com · 13/12/2024
Microsoft just released a tool that lets you convert Office files to Markdown. Never thought I'd see the day. Google also added Markdown export to Google Docs a few months ago. github.com/microsoft/markitdown
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GitHub - microsoft/markitdown: Python tool for converting files and office documents to Markdown.
Python tool for converting files and office documents to Markdown. - microsoft/markitdown
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 12/12/2024
if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Anyone happen to have a stylus for this thing?
Palm Pilot IIIe
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Joey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 09/12/2024
Just now Every year at Ignite, several key announcements highlight the keynote and colossal marketing efforts. However, some minor enhancements and announcements deliver key improvements to various services or even newer services which offer hints about the future. redmondmag.com/Articles/202...
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The Unheralded Announcements of Ignite -- Redmondmag.com
While they might not have made Nadella's keynote, these upcoming enhancements to Azure and Microsoft security are worth paying attention to.
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Kim @kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Give me coffee to change the things I can and weed to accept those I cannot
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Perfectly timed capture…..Hells Canyon Scenic Byway, Oregon 🇺🇸👏👏👏
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 06/12/2024
hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why
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Shawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 06/12/2024
Somehow I knew this was how they stored my data #aws
AWS skip
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/12/2024
we live in hell part 1000: my high school friend's mom died so I sent flowers for the funeral and now the obituary website is emailing me about their AI obituary tool
At Legacy, we believe that every life story has the power to inspire. We're here to help you pay tribute to those whose lives have touched you in a meaningful way:

Write an obituary using ObitWriter®, our new AI-powered tool
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
This is indeed the best description I've ever seen of how elections are won and lost.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/10/2024
Moore’s law: “when it comes to processor speed, Moore is always better.”
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
UX fact number ten: USER EXPERIENCE DESIGN is an anagram of INEXPERIENCED GUESSER
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Adam Fowler @adamfowlerit.com · 21/10/2024
The account @msittechnews.bsky.social is up and running if you want a feed of all the Techcommunity.microsoft.com and Azure news on Bluesky.
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Well that stinks. I was finally gearing up to do some blogging, planning to use a hosted WordPress site. Uggh; I'm not supporting that anti-open-source system. Anyone have suggestions for decent alternatives? (I just want to post articles; I don't want to maintain a website.)
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I still can't get over the fact that one of the first books that Amazon remotely removed from people's Kindle accounts was "1984".
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Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
#SmartHome has once again saved me from some expensive repairs. Drain pipe had somehow been dislodged from a sink, & water leak detector alerted us pretty quickly.
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 05/08/2024
The technological progress in the last 40 years is amazing, instead of computers that boot in 2 seconds (and still work 40 years later), we now have computers that boot in 2 minutes
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Trina's Technobabble @trinastechnobabble.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
A child on an Enterprise rocking horse on the top pic. On the bottom pic shows inside the bride from TOS where the crew is being thrown around.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15/07/2024
Be careful turning off that Server 2003 box its job might be more important than yours.
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Prof. EAGZ @emmmilygz.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
One for the syntax folk 🐦🐦
A sticker on a light post in Cambridge, reading "All stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited."
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