Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026If "Con" is the opposite of "Pro", then what is the opposite of "Progress"? 011
Reposted by Tim PlasStansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 22/02/2026A rare and beautiful moment. A Piper Super Cub returns to the nest to feed her young. In only a few weeks, the Piper hatchlings will be ready to take their first flight. Nature is amazing. 911117
Reposted by Tim Plasmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job 373517863
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 17/10/2025"Electricity is really just organized lightning." — George Carlin 010
Reposted by Tim PlasSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 07/10/2025My AI girlfriend's rack is 42U 820815
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Sometimes I feel like my theme song should be "They call me debris" 000
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 23/08/2025So they're talking about re-opening the Appleton MN private prison, as an ICE detention facility. Well of course Minnesota would have the nation's largest ICE house. 000
Reposted by Tim PlasSalty Blue 🌊 @saltydavid.bsky.social · 14/08/2025And now ladies & gentlemen, a bit of a different take on “Free Bird.” 1935779
Reposted by Tim PlasDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 21/05/2025when the AI datacentres are done with their cooling water, they pump it off the edge of the earth. it's cheaper to get rid of it that way, rather than shipping it back to the water factories. it looks like this: 929740
Reposted by Tim Plasmyrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2025To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a…) File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods." 5239781138
Reposted by Tim PlasHoffy @hoffy56.bsky.social · 05/04/2025“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.” Anne Lamont 06610
Reposted by Tim Plasleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20 617356734807
Reposted by Tim PlasSteve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Ruin a movie with a kitchen utensil Bram Stoker's Spatula 108212
Reposted by Tim PlasJonathan Pallant @thejpster.org.uk · 19/03/2025Installing OSes and using OSes are two different hobbies 1171
Reposted by Tim PlasGregory @dreamwieber.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Carl Sagan wrote this in 1995 and it lives rent-free in my head 🤯 36112
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Nice! One of my Christmas presents was a multi-segmented dragon. Turns out it was a 32-hour 3D print job. 000
Reposted by Tim PlasThomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 22/12/2024The top trending gif page has some ladies dancing outside in short sleeve dresses captioned “happy solstice” and I just gotta say if you’re dancing outside in short sleeves tonight you’re probably not living at a latitude where the solstice affects your life in any way 3193
Reposted by Tim Plas🤖ScottsRobots🤖 @scottsrobots.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Imagining a "fun" post-apocalyptic far future where monks hand-scribe illuminated copies of Wikipedia. 3221
Reposted by Tim PlasScott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 18/12/2024The real story about these drones is that in a world of 4k cameras in everyone's hands, y'all can't photograph or video for shit. HOLD THE CAMERA STEADY 2640235
Reposted by Tim PlasCommon Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming. 1109344159771
Reposted by Tim PlasEric Capuano @eric.zip · 15/12/2024Not new, but have not mentioned on Bluesky yet. If you or someone you know aspires to be a SOC Analyst, check out my hands-on lab, "So you want to be a SOC Analyst?" Thousands of people have been through it and the feedback has been 🔥 blog.ecapuano.com/p/so-you-wan... #infosecblog.ecapuano.comSo you want to be a SOC Analyst? IntroA blog series for someone wanting to get a start as a SOC Analyst 49145
Reposted by Tim PlasPawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Errors cannot be created or destroyed, only converted from one form to another 1526
Reposted by Tim Plaskepano @stephango.com · 13/12/2024Microsoft just released a tool that lets you convert Office files to Markdown. Never thought I'd see the day. Google also added Markdown export to Google Docs a few months ago. github.com/microsoft/markitdowngithub.comGitHub - microsoft/markitdown: Python tool for converting files and office documents to Markdown.Python tool for converting files and office documents to Markdown. - microsoft/markitdown 24523128
Reposted by Tim Plaslydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 12/12/2024if arguing online changed anything we'd all be running Linux 1717069922
Reposted by Tim PlasJoey D'Antoni @joeydantoni.com · 09/12/2024Just now Every year at Ignite, several key announcements highlight the keynote and colossal marketing efforts. However, some minor enhancements and announcements deliver key improvements to various services or even newer services which offer hints about the future. redmondmag.com/Articles/202...redmondmag.comThe Unheralded Announcements of Ignite -- Redmondmag.comWhile they might not have made Nadella's keynote, these upcoming enhancements to Azure and Microsoft security are worth paying attention to. 111
Reposted by Tim PlasPaul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Perfectly timed capture…..Hells Canyon Scenic Byway, Oregon 🇺🇸👏👏👏 33116001942
Reposted by Tim Plasbrianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 06/12/2024hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why 17567102
Reposted by Tim PlasShawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 06/12/2024Somehow I knew this was how they stored my data #aws 5378
Reposted by Tim Plasamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 06/12/2024we live in hell part 1000: my high school friend's mom died so I sent flowers for the funeral and now the obituary website is emailing me about their AI obituary tool 20611122
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 07/11/2024This is indeed the best description I've ever seen of how elections are won and lost. 021
Reposted by Tim PlasAnil Dash @anildash.com · 29/10/2024Moore’s law: “when it comes to processor speed, Moore is always better.” 3417
Reposted by Tim PlasPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/10/2024UX fact number ten: USER EXPERIENCE DESIGN is an anagram of INEXPERIENCED GUESSER 222822
Reposted by Tim PlasAdam Fowler @adamfowlerit.com · 21/10/2024The account @msittechnews.bsky.social is up and running if you want a feed of all the Techcommunity.microsoft.com and Azure news on Bluesky.bsky.app 1177
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Well that stinks. I was finally gearing up to do some blogging, planning to use a hosted WordPress site. Uggh; I'm not supporting that anti-open-source system. Anyone have suggestions for decent alternatives? (I just want to post articles; I don't want to maintain a website.) 000
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 17/09/2024I still can't get over the fact that one of the first books that Amazon remotely removed from people's Kindle accounts was "1984". 000
Tim Plas @tplas.bsky.social · 01/09/2024#SmartHome has once again saved me from some expensive repairs. Drain pipe had somehow been dislodged from a sink, & water leak detector alerted us pretty quickly. 100
Reposted by Tim PlasThomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 05/08/2024The technological progress in the last 40 years is amazing, instead of computers that boot in 2 seconds (and still work 40 years later), we now have computers that boot in 2 minutes 4133
Reposted by Tim PlasSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15/07/2024Be careful turning off that Server 2003 box its job might be more important than yours. 912429
Reposted by Tim PlasProf. EAGZ @emmmilygz.bsky.social · 29/06/2024One for the syntax folk 🐦🐦 281327325