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Den of antiquity ┇ Humourrhoid ┇ Not a gang member ┇ I like Spam ┇ Free Spinach Ablutionist ┇ Constitutional Diagonalist ┇ Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul

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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jensen is well Huang, and all the guys are NVidious.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Terrible things are happening throughout the world. America: Sportsball!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I`m not panicking.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Astronomical autumnal equinox happening in 29 . . . 28 . . . 27
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alouzon 🍁 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @alouzon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cartoon by DeAdder in one panel.

tRump standing in a pond, holding Uncle Sam (labeled as "US Economy") at gunpoint while two shocked-looking Canadian beavers watch.

tRump: Give me what I want or the old man gets it.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: NASHVILLE Airport will officially be renamed after Dolly Parton 🎉 ✈️ ew.com/nashville-ai...
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The tarantulas have been very quiet today.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Incredibly well-made video. Nail-biting, fascinating, horrifying, overwhelming. I am so glad you are posting here Caolan. Thank you!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Some small cars drove through a sewer pipe. (long before The Boring Company)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It appears that the Bluesky Firehose is sending a websocket ping frame immediately followed by a corrupt CBOR/CAR segment. This started a couple of weeks ago and happens quite frequently at the moment. Does anyone know why this is happening? #firehose #ping
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔 🌹
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Dolly Sings The Carter Family Classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" (1976) Feat Emmylou & Linda
In 1976 on the Dolly show Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris & Linda Ronstadt sing the old Carter Family classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" this was the 1s...
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THIS! This is the America I know and love. This is why I moved here 🥹
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As a malignant narcissist, he really does believe Iran fears him. Such a weak, pathetic and embarrassing moron.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Eine kleina nachtmusik
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you love diesel powered two stroke engines, spare a thought for the Rootes Knocker . . .
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Commer TS3 - Wikipedia
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tOad @toadscroak.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Tuesday 14th July 2026: The Leader of the Free World & master strategist changed his mind & will not charge a toll for vessels to pass through me The opposition said that not a drop of oil will be allowed out because of attacks by the Leader of the Free World The shitshow continues & I am closed
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” I had to unlearn pounds, shillings and pence.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Three word horror story: Open other end.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One of my old favourites . . .
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Irish Sailing Commentary (Hilarious)
You join us! For the 30th Olympiad and we're at The Sailing.:: HORN! ::Yep, there you can hear the Olympic horn being sounded.Signifies that there's only 4 m...
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you’re interested in the architecture of the Obama Presidential Center, here’s an interesting video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=⋯
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I am often asked “What, if push came to shove, is your favourite stile you have ever climbed over on a walk in the countryside?” and it’s always an easy question to answer, since there can only ever be one winner.
A stile in the middle of a field, surrounded by no fence of hedge, which, when you climb it, takes you to a nicer parallel dimension, containing no algorithms.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The upcoming G7 Summit in Évian-les-Bains, Haute-Savoie, France on Monday June 15th could prove to be quite interesting. If you know what I mean. Will Donald arrive on time for the start?
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The Strait of Hormuz @straitofhormuz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Friday 12th June 2026: The Leader of the Free World has said that a deal is very close. According to him, a deal has been "close" 39 times The Leader of the Free World called the opposing party's draft deal to end the war & open me “weak & pathetic” I am still closed (in case you were wondering)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Jet fuel is basically kerosene. The process of distilling crude oil/petroleum into kerosene, as well as other hydrocarbon compounds, was first written about in the ninth century by the Persian scholar Rāzi (or Rhazes). In his Kitab al-Asrar (Book of Secrets), 1/2
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Kerosene - Wikipedia
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BillyDee 🇨🇦 (CA) @billydee123.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Read this thread if you need hope to continue the fight against Trump / MAGA fascism. Good for these judges!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How about motocross on the White House lawns? Or Formula One? Something a bit more interesting.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Style guide: don’t use contractions. Me: wtf??
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How about that time I fell off the sofa, because I was drunk. And you, my wife, came over and gently pushed me with your crutches (since you had been badly injured in a car crash)
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Those Were The Days 📀 Mary Hopkin {Stereo} 1968
Philip H. we're on to you. Don't upload our videos.1968....#2 U.S. Billboard Hot 100, #1 U.S. Cash Box Top 100, #1 UK Singles Chart, #1 Canada, #1 Australia...
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What can realistically be done and what needs to be done immediately to decrease the deaths and suffering in #Ukraine? ◾️Massive transfer of air defense systems and missiles, long-range weapons to Ukraine and strengthening Ukrainian air defense/aviation.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Have you ever had goose bumps? By Capt. Sullenberger.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The reason I toss and turn so much at night is because of the spiders. I never see them in the morning, but I know they were there.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It is strange how when you go the loo and it is a bit dark but smells of Spam but not Häargen-Daz chocolate ice cream. Mr Kennedy needs to start a scientific study.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I go to bed thinking that I may never wake up. Somehow, it never works out. (no emoji)
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
3am: the car with a thousand doors, and a glitchy alarm 🙄
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Adjectives, verbs and nouns are so much fun! ♪ One man went to mow a meadow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his bloody great big black greyhound dog, called Spot went to mow a meadow ♬
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The anthem of Kyiv by the embassies of the UK, Germany, and France in Kyiv. Thank you, friends! Thank you for standing by our side during the sleepless and scary nights, for your tireless work and your love for our Kyiv. 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷🇺🇦
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The moon is low and bright. And I have a smol tub of Häagen—Daz chocholate ice cream.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That sound, of a quadruped, like a burden of beast, so monotonous.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think I have frightened all of my children. They are all in their ’30s — but even so . . .
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Welcome to Hell - Toby the Devil.
London's Palladium for Prince Charles' 70th Birthday celebration Comedy
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How can yer have any pudding, if yer don’t eat yer meat?
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love to charge my phone to 89% — just to piss it off.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Rewrite a post without doing so.
A picture of a yellow steel post, seemingly with arms akimbo.

Caption reads: This is definitely the angriest post I've ever seen!!!
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Every time that I get a chance to look at a US $20 bill, I’m saddened. The poor chap looks so forlorn.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dear Donald, It is not that the people of America are starving, it is simply that they are disgusted. Where is your gust, exactly how will you insert it?
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
SCOTUS really should stop using Latin expressions, verbs, tenses, numerals, et cetera in its legal or illegal declarations. I mean, jus solis has absolutely nothing to do with gravy.
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What is it with America and groundhogs? And gasoline powered two stroke leaf blowers?
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Don’t ya just love gasoline powered, two-stroke, leaf blowers? I mean, shit, we could just sit hear and enjoy the strains of a fucking symphony . . . but no . . . good ggrief
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Walt Text @nom-de-plum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why is PBS trying to to do an Onion thing? It’s hysterical.
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