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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
R.I.P. Martha. as per her wishes, she will be sold to a TJ Maxx shopper and live on as a halloween decoration
A crappy plastic skeleton decoration branded "Martha Stewart"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
These guys are absolutely not beating the "we are creating a pervert panopticon for our amusement" allegations
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Richard Ayoade in a tuxedo
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Enes Kantar with his seatbelt unbuckled, driving his car into a wall repeatedly
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oof #celtics
A jaylen brown Celtics jersey marked down to $14.99
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
s houldn't trophies be like really big
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"I find it more efficient to tackle this chore alone" is not the same as "I hate my partner"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Looks like something you'd find strapped to RFK Jr's roof rack
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sonic the hedgehog on Ramadan: "Gotta go fast"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Iowa Hotguys
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the "oh no" webcomicname.com comic strip haphazardly edited:
Frame 1 is a happy little cartoon guy with a speech bubble containing a pic of US Olympic men's hockey team winning gold.
Frame 2 is FBI director Kash Patel shotgunning beer with the team
Frame 3 is the happy cartoon guy now sad and saying oh no
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
snow storms can be very dangerous for the elderly. so make sure you let your grandma sleep inside tonight no matter how much she barks
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. and I have a LOT of bubblegum to get through before I can get started on the other thing
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."
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Lauren Merry Vale (they/she) @pixielauren.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For folks keeping score at home, in Trump's America you can have two (2) dolls five (5) pencils one (1) "piece" of chicken one (1) "piece" of broccoli one (1) corn tortilla one (1) other thing (?) I mean, are we great again OR WHAT 🤡
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
we HAVE to win the MIDTERMS so a DEMOCRAT MAJORITY can attatch a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION asking the GESTAPO not to wear MASKS to the OMNIBUS BILL that increases their FUNDING again
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 13/01/2026
“.. Are we really gonna be exactly what was promised in specific detail by the guy I actively promoted? Is that what we’ve come to? Getting the specific thing we signed up for?”
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
where's the lie youtube.com/shorts/-rvvW...
youtube.com
This is real, unfiltered conversation at the ICE Protests outside of Chicago. #protest #trump
YouTube video by Don Lemon
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Citizens' Impeachment @citizensimpeachment.com · 11/12/2025
Curling in a ball and claiming that the GOP is too powerful to even *allow them to have a discussion about impeachment* is comically weak and pathetic. The American people deserve better than this.
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Citizens' Impeachment @citizensimpeachment.com · 29/11/2025
Again: Impeach Hegseth and Trump for war crimes. 132 members of the House have law degrees and surely could write Articles in their sleep. All of them swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution. Write the Articles tonight.
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 24/11/2025
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats. Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives. You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing. We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Three panels:
1+2. Charlie and Mac in the restaurant scene from its always sunny in Philadelphia where they stare at each other across the room. 
3. Zohran staring out through a crowd
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H.D. Gregg @hdgregg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Mike Johnson knows the least about anything of anyone in Washington.
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
youtu.be/04qPdGNA_KM?...
youtu.be
Tom Waits - "What's He Building?"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Millions of people around the world just live with a weird little guy from a whole different species in their home
A black American Lab with an orange, black and white plaid bandana around its neck,  squinting with its snout too close to the camera which makes it look a bit like a capybara
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The words "I am in hell help me" written in blood on white tile wall, from the movie hellraiser 2
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jes @jwolfe73.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It’s so fucked up, I was helping my friend put up Halloween decorations outdoors like I do every year and they were throwing tear gas canisters three blocks over by a church
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
lmao the military cosplay is really something
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
RFK jr in the back looking healthy as always
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
In case you missed it: an essential piece from Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò from earlier this week: www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
bostonreview.net
How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This is one of the weaknesses of civility politics, it falls for the form. That humiliating content farming is debate-shaped, we have to treat it as legitimate! Fox News is news-shaped, we have to treat it as legitimate! The Free Press is newspaper-shaped. etc etc.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/09/2025
Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
maybe Mayor Wu stayed silent because nobody in Boston gives a shit about a few kids riding their bikes
FOX NEWS

Bike-riding youths terrorize Dem-run city as mobs swarm roads, while mayor stays silent on chaos

(Pictured left: some kids on bikes.
Right: Boston Mayor Michelle Wu)
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
starting to think maybe RFK Jr. was telling the truth in the hundreds of podcasts and speeches he did about being anti-vax and then lied that one time in front of Congress
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
closest I've been to dying laughing
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I wrote about the absolute moral necessity of Congress impeaching a president who represents a threat to democracy, the nation, and every person on the planet—and also about the practical necessity of doing so, because not doing so tells a incoherent story. www.the-reframe.com/impeachment-...
the-reframe.com
Impeachment is a Duty
The importance of telling a consistent and accurate story on matters of fire.
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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A bluesky exchange:

burt: at whose expense do you have all those luxuries

Blinky: Nobody's. That's the awesome thing about capitalism. It relies on voluntary exchange.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 02/07/2025
If you care about Medicaid, I need your help. These kids are the best chance we have of saving Medicaid. Families are on the way to DC. We need to cover van rentals and hotel rooms. I will not, I will NOT, waste your money or time. Can you help get this donation link in front of your people?
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