Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know Trump has jumped the shark when he can say what he did about LA and SD and it barely makes a ripple. That said, he picked two terrible cities, so even folks on the left kinda begrudgingly agree. 😈 I kid. I love ya SoCal. 111
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I was born in ‘76. Have always looked forward to 2016 for the 250th because 200 sounded so cool. I did get to experience the tall ships in 2000. Thankfully I got some of the experience then that I had always wanted. 020
Reposted by Tori BarronAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I don’t know what you’re all freaking out about and why you have TDS, it has always been illegal in every western democracy to touch pools 1431726
Reposted by Tori BarronHunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Trump making the Knicks cursed would be deeply funny and amusing to me. 51198
Reposted by Tori Barronoctember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 08/06/2026Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse with Tony Dokoupil and Grogu 2463
Reposted by Tori BarronMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it. 480216056715
Reposted by Tori BarronAdam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Tapping the sign 042
Reposted by Tori BarronIan / Sìne @vonaether.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Making a font called "I don't know what it's called. Looks cool, though" so when people ask for help IDing the font 217522
Reposted by Tori BarronTori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Stuck in my head: 86-47-5309 021
Reposted by Tori BarronTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Article english.elpais.com/health/2026-...english.elpais.comGroundbreaking study finds no evidence that trans athletes are ‘a threat’ to women’s sportsTrans and cis women show similar levels of physical fitness in competition, according to the first meta‑analysis of the published research 6922276
Reposted by Tori Barron🦇Kassakan Ammurun🦇 @kassassassin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026*my friend misgenders me while explaining the rules of a board game* ME: it's "they", not "he" FRIEND: shit, I'm so sorry ME: also I didn't understand anything else you said 639416
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 28/02/2026A tip for future Presidents. If you want to go to war and be greeted as liberators, don’t target little girls abroad. Especially when your biggest scandal is targeting little girls at home. 010
Reposted by Tori BarronMicah @rincewind.run · 01/02/2026the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability 30111362904
Reposted by Tori BarronJulie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Troublemaker is my middle name. 537182423014
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 30/01/2026These Epstein files are filled with a who’s who of transphobes. The very people who have accused folks like me of grooming kids. Scapegoating trans folks to cover their unspeakable sins. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Did anyone get pictures or film of the two extra clips Pretti was allegedly carrying at the time of his death or is that just something DHS claimed was true while also accusing him of brandishing his gun and being a domestic terrorist? 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Miller is the man behind both the Greenland push and the ICE surge. Bovino was just his henchdwarf. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 27/01/2026It feels improtant to remind everyone that Jimmy Kimmel was pulled from air because Trump and the FCC chair thought he said something untrue about Charlie Kirk’s murder. Look at how the Trump admin has responded to the Reiners’ murder, Good’s, and Pretti’s. And that’s just in the last month or so. 010
Reposted by Tori BarronBrian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Air Force One has more courage than congress. 1449978
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026If the Twin Cities were a Scooby Doo character, they would be Velma. And I don’t think this administration is smart enough to realize how much this country dislikes watching them hit a girl with glasses.media.tenor.coma cartoon character says my glasses i can t see without my glassesALT: a cartoon character says my glasses i can t see without my glasses 000
Reposted by Tori BarronTori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I’m guessing his ego is in his torso. 0171
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Whoa. It looks like I DID in fact have, “Feds murdering citizens to distract from the Epstein files” on my 2026 bingo card. I just hadn’t looked at it yet. 031
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The federal government is now sanctioning Minnesota from federal funding because the federal government (checks notes) shot a fleeing woman in the head three times and killed her. 000
Reposted by Tori BarronRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Not enough people know that @kathygriffin.bsky.social is here! 614530
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/01/2026If you or I were shot and killed by ICE, the Administration would call us domestic terrorists. We can not let this type of behavior stand, or we open the floodgates for ICE and other agents to kill on a whim in broad daylight. 000
Reposted by Tori BarronKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928746521346
Reposted by Tori Barronceej @ceej.online · 18/12/2025we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky 212596236
Reposted by Tori BarronNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner. 673754550
Reposted by Tori Barrone.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/10/2025bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro 202507341
Reposted by Tori BarronJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/10/2025note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are 1203368383
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 02/10/2025@jamesgunn.bsky.social No assholes. All these years wondering how you manage to make an ensemble every time. Then you distilled it into two words. That is tough to do. I know you know. But I also know you will recast late in filming and I have to think of those two words. Thank you. 011
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 26/09/2025First they came for the trans people But I didn’t stand up because I wasn’t trans. Then I failed to stand up for the comedians because I wasn’t funny. Now they are coming for the guy who got Trump his job and I… Lordy! Fuck it all. 011
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 22/09/2025With ABC reinstating Kimmel, they put the pressure back where it belongs. On their affiliates. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Maybe he doesn’t want to be made fun of because it finally sank in that we all know he raped children. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Our Constitution and Amendments form the backbone of the structure that makes us America. We can not squander them to a big baby who can’t take a joke. And how dare he even try to violate our civil rights? And shame on us for voting him in. Again. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2025President Obama: Trump hurt my feelings. Cancel, “The Apprentice.” 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2025So many of my trans friends thought I was nuts for supporting Dave Chapelle through that trans controversy. Maybe now they understand why. Bad comedy is better than no comedy. 000
Reposted by Tori BarronBret Sager @bretsager.bsky.social · 19/09/2025There’ll be plenty of time for silence when we’re dead. 011
Reposted by Tori BarronKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/ 497194949814
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 18/09/2025When folks tell me the First Amendment is the most important and that is why it was the first, I like to remind them it is the First Amendment because it was never in the original Constitution. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Now that I have seen the clip so many times it is interesting to me that Kimmel appears to have been fired, not because he was insensitive to Kirk, but because he played a clip of Trump being insensitive to Kirk. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Just went to the coal mine to check on my canary, and it is dead. Do what you must. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 18/09/2025So anyway, if you, like me grew up being told that if you did nothing, you were also a Nazi, rest assured, speaking too much will also result in you being throttled by Facebook, meaning you can no longer do anything in public there, and are therefore, also a Nazi. 000
