Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know Trump has jumped the shark when he can say what he did about LA and SD and it barely makes a ripple. That said, he picked two terrible cities, so even folks on the left kinda begrudgingly agree. 😈 I kid. I love ya SoCal. 111
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026To be fair, if I could cut my makeup time down from 6 hours to 1 and still looked the same at the end, I would be bragging too. Even if I was just the guy in the chair, and not the makeup team. I see no reason to spin this into a net negative. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026His biggest sin is being in a jam band. The most polarizing kind of band in the USA. 001
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thank you for your chilling story and continuing to speak. It is important. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My spouse moved to NYC on 9/11. Took the train under the WTC to Brooklyn. When she got out, it was burning. One of the last trains to make it through. I was Downtown watching from my apartment. 110
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Today is the day. I really like My Dead Astronaut. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Since you asked, them apples weren’t exactly likable. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m trans so likely biased, but I will opine anyway. Hegseth really sends my gaydar off the charts. He is SO into men. 0160
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Meidas Touch plays the clickbait game on YT… And it prevents me from clicking. Clicks matter more to them than accuracy. The Fox News of the left. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I haven’t thought about that film in a decade but I have to agree. I quite enjoyed it. It was unique and kinda cute considering the topic. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I keep telling you. Your password still is: 0WhatALovelyTeaPart1 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My bad. You are clearly correct. Photo proves everything. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026He and Brady also got shot which led to more gun control. 030
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Holy Jesus fuck yoy are set to being triggered. Lemme save you some future anguish. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You just got a bit hot, fast. I was telling you that looking for subtext in my post was doing you no favors because I meant only what I said. What I said was a backhanded compliment at best. Ken’s only claim to being a journalist is the 1A. I should have just told you to calm down. 😈 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My, “Fun fact” was based on a character known for inappropriately chiming in with fun facts. I know myself well enough to open with a joke about it. It’s just journalism, something that requires no skill, talent, or education for any American to do. We are all journalists by amendment. A fun fact.static.klipy.comFun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)ALT: Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place) 100
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You just described autism. Also, there is no standard for journalism in America. You just have to be in America to qualify. If you think that was me complimenting Ken, you missed my point entirely. Now go on back to telling me to stop being, “Weird.” 300
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026JFC, I am an autistic person pointing something out. You are reading everything else into it. Hard to believe you wrote a thesis that got approved after seeing you fail at reading and comprehending a simple skeet. 200
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fun fact, everyone in America is a journalist if they wish to be. Freedom of the press is granted to all people in the nation. And it is a great part of the reason why we are allowed to film and photograph in public. 150
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It was Dutch frontiersmen, first and foremost. Folks who wanted to make a new beginning. They built from there. NYC is still the commerce capital, so it definitely holds on to its Dutch roots. Surrounded by rivers. It is New Amsterdam still in many ways. But it is the USA more. 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I myself, well, I’m an apathetic, brilliant dipshit. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026We are all free to our opinions. Why you feel that way? 000
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Look, I have learned the hard way, not everyone is fluent in Gen X. But fuck it. Let every other generation say directly what they mean. We’re the last remaining poets of sarcasm and dry humor over here in the MTV Generation. 020
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It was also when directors of the time had been raised on serials, so of course, folks wanted to make new movies with those old characters. Lucas famously made Star Wars because he couldn’t secure the rights for Flash Gordon. 060
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026www.reuters.com/article/worl...reuters.comComedian Maher to give $1 million to Obama "Super PAC"Comedian Bill Maher has pledged $1 million to an independent "super PAC" set up to help President Barack Obama win re-election in November that has been lagging far behind its Republican rivals in fun... 100
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You really don’t need to watch him, but if you don’t think he is a Trump critic, it is hard to imagine you have ever watched him. Watch what you enjoy. Just don’t pretend to know what you don’t watch. 230
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026A word he never wrote? Doubt it. Bet it would be wittier. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The best, most resonant political gaffes are those that show people what they already suspected to be true. Trump’s self-owns in recent weeks are big gaffes. Career ending… for anyone else. 020
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026That is an interesting take. I’ll add, Hollywood at the time knew better than to try and simultaneously encroach on Spielberg and Lucas’ home turf. It was like DC and Marvel combining forces, and the rest of Hollywood knew better than to even try to mimic their success. 0250
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026That’s been his schtick since 1993, but it went out of style in blue spaces once Millennials aged up. Things became so polarized the younger generations just didn’t understand or respect coming from the middle to spark debate. Times change. Tastes change. Maher remains Maher. 010
Tori Barron @toribarron.bsky.social · 29/06/2026As soon as I heard who he was and what he wrote, I had to check and see if he got blacklisted… and color me NOT surprised. 010
