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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃

@topmarx.bsky.social
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Lesbian disaster She/her ❦ ATX🔜SEA

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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 49m
it's really good!
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 50m
if you're in line stay in line
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 58m
i swear i have too many fucking products for my short-ass hair
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 58m
nah not really. clarifying shampoo is the special strip-all-the-shit-out monthly reset shampoo. some of them are also chelating, which removes the calcium buildup from hard water, but since olaplex isn't I've gotta use another shampoo on a different week
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
me when i realized olaplex is clarifying but isn't chelating so it hadn't been doing a god damn thing for the hard water buildup
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
oh no that shit ain't cheap
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
!!!!! i hope it goes well! be safe have fun and check in with yourself!
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
oh no I'm so sorry🫂
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
oh hey, it's celeste
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
(places my hand on top of yours) (looks at you with the Hank Hill computer face for a solid two minutes) (heavy sigh) yeah, nice to see you too
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
gabi.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 1h
have we hit the full echo chamber where they're all scraping the same collected mass of AI slop on the internet and converged on some new Sloporate Memphis?
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Aurora @wafflesoup.com · 4h
t4t dating
a red sign on a wall that says #love at first slur"
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 2h
me and LSU football, that team is full of evil
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 3h
the ringlet!!!
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 3h
proud of you, girlie
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 3h
this too is a lesbian thirst trap
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 16h
DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
I'm not convinced he isn't AI too
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/06/2025
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
i almost took my grandfather's name bc everyone at the brickyard called him Josie lmao
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
they should make a woman that isn't gonna cry from peak estrogen too
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
I have no particular affinity for the Longhorns and LSU football has done too much evil shit for me to support them, but one thing I can say for sure is: fuck Oklahoma🤘
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
for like a split second i was like "wtf are you in Texas??" lmaoo
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
Uncle Whatshisname from Napoleon Dynamite pointing offscreen. edited subtitle: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw [my leftover pizza] over them mountains?
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 8h
Hank Hill looking at the computer with displeasure
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 9h
Good Girl Blush was alright even if it wasnt necessarily me. I'll have to keep an eye out for this
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 13h
my one wish with Dressmaker is that the fabric deformed while sewing. i understand that this is asking for the moon, but every fabric acting like a piece of construction paper is a bit of a bummer in an otherwise solid game
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16h
Two cool ladies and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.
A black and white photo of two “tomboyish” looking women with their arms slung around each other, one of them holding a kitten. They're outside and wearing work clothes.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 15h
oh hell yeah
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my friends and I are moving to Seattle very soon and we're so so close to having the budget we need to get out of Texas and make this work. if y'all could help or share i'd be so grateful gofund.me/7701b8470
gofund.me
Donate to Help three trans women escape Texas, organized by Marisol Flores
Hello All, My name is Marisol. My partner Jade and I, along with our friend Cat… Marisol Flores needs your support for Help three trans women escape Texas
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/10/2026
You know, on mastodon we have the ability to highlight the "important part" of an image so the cropper makes sure to include it instead of just guessing. We've had this feature longer than bluesky exists. Social media doesn't have to be bad. You can design it in a way it is kind of good
Screenshot of mastodon.social. A "Add alt text" dialog is up, showing a jpg of a pokemon card above the alt text entry field. The image is grayed out with a white circle focused on Pikachu's face.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(bobby hill voice) okay.
your day at a glance
it's terrible now. it's also been terrible.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
same with only listing the embed QA and not the legion of outsource contractors working for the publisher lol
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sry i forgot to make a lesbian day post i was too busy flirting with women and being incredibly charming✨
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
someone will have to fix the livestream and choose to bring it back online when it inevitably has technical issues
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
kind of crazy that TADC's biggest media touchstone is Castration Movie part 1
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Alex says "the world is so horrible Bluegrass Tony." Bluegrass Tony, an elderly bearded man with a corncob pipe, overalls and a straw hat says "well I don't know nothing 'bout that. I just like pickin'.  Bluegrass Tony, sitting on a stump, barefoot, plays Foggy Mountain Breakdown on the banjo. Alex still seems depressed. She says "they're trying to kill us all, Bluegrass Tony." Bluegrass Tony, unphased, continues playing Foggy Mountain Breakdown.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
two minutes to go😎
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots @sugarfootsribs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i guess technically it still counts if i drive across the country with my friend from the internet then move in w them
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lucy locket lost her pop-it
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the gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PLEASE REPOST AND CONSIDER CONTRIBUTING FOR MY BUDS WHO ARE MAKING A BIG TRANNY MIGRATION™️🖤💗🖤💗🖤💗
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's true. like even the rooftop sniper posts that Pilot Abilene manned are basically what's being proposed with this arch shit. there's something to be said abt how much Then As Farce simply leans into being really fascist in a way that is more likely than one would expect decades prior
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tryna get a printjob from a printergirl and im gonna be honest gang it is straight up not going well
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh you have a dog? that’s cool. my printer can do everything your dog can do. just take a look at this
photo of a printer printing out a paper with the word “awooooo” on it
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
things were not going so hot by 2006 either
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
printergirl who's a puppygirl who inkjets when she's excited and jams when she wags her tail
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh sick, Austin's vegan fine dining place Fabrik got a Michelin star
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like Revolver is their best song but vs is probably the better album. solid find
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