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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 11h

Did you know that Heavy Dew is just Mountain Dew but with deuterium instead of hydrogen?

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When the infra team rolls out patches and closes all your POA&Ms right before the end of the reporting period.

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Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) Crazy Dance

ALT: Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) Crazy Dance

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"You must make your choice. Either this itinerant banjo playing frog was—as he claimed—the roving TV news correspondent for Sesame Street News Flash, or else he was a madman, or else a liar. Kermit leaves you no 4th option: you must accept him as The Frog or reject him as a fiend." -CS Lew Zealand

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It might be because I'm not very smart, but this video is the first time that I've fully understood what was up with the Enigma Machine. youtu.be/JsBZOcqZerk?...

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The Insane Real Engineering of the Nazi Enigma Machine

YouTube video by Veritasium

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@amyshirateitel.bsky.social did fantastic work with this video. I really liked her way of presenting in "Breaking the Chains of Gravity" and this is that, but for the atomic bomb. I learned a ton! youtu.be/FGvS4T-r_fk?...

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What Really Happened in the Race for the Bomb

YouTube video by The Vintage Space

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In my industry this is called the Software Development Lifecycle.

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Anna Bell @annabellreads.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me in 1997 trying to code my neopets shop but the whole thing is in italics because I forgot to add </i>: this shop has gone rogue.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'll do it if I have to but I am begging you, with tears in my eyes: Don't make me vote for Rahm Emanuel.

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Corinne Marasco @corinneam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Going no contact is a last resort. Parents who refused every opportunity to understand how their behavior was hurtful gave their child every reason to leave, then blamed them when they did.

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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 26/09/2026

HEARTBREAKING: Great Video Game Has Terrible HDR Implementation

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I could take any two of these guys in a fight AND I'd bet money that I know my Bible better than they do. Strong men defend the weak, look out for their communities, and practice their faith with humility. These are not Muscular Christians. These are the spiritually dickless.

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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s a surprising fact but Thomas the Tank Engine is well endowed. it is not visible, he drags it along the tracks underneath as he chugs about being Very Useful. the pain is indescribable, his life is misery

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nunchucks so I can show them my moves.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nobody likes me Everybody hates me Guess I'll go live forever

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look all I know is that I want an iced coffee now but it's 4pm and I don't dare.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fully agree. "A whole lot of these bastards need to go to jail" should be table stakes for Democrats right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmYs...

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What should Democrats do if they win?

YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Prompts are not safeguards. Prompts are not safeguards. Prompts are not safeguards! If you don't make misbehavior structurally enforced outside the reach of your model, it's eventually going to do exactly the thing you're worried it'll do! (So I keep telling my engineers at work.)

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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's a good thing, perhaps, that rats are fleeing the sinking ship, but that doesn't mean you need to pick them up and cuddle 'em

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026

gdi

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Y'all are all gearing up for the midterms, but don't forget that we need to be training for the War on Christmas right after.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Look, I only just figured out how to roll up my long sleeves, dang it. I need more time.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well look who got consentmogged

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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 22/09/2026

like the Christmas truce, but Horny

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i wish there was a protein bar where all the proteins hung out after work and you could go hit on the proteins and maybe make out a little

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Who would win? Multiple metros worth of air travel infrastructure, or one train-track-fixin' boi?

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Being nice to all my cool gay friends here is causing an awful lot of penis to show up on my Discover feed. You do you, bros, but I'm begging you to flag that stuff NSFW so I can scroll Bluesky at Arby's again.

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Eric Bailey @ericwbailey.website · 21/09/2026

accidentally got a mallard reaction when cooking and now my kitchen is full of ducks

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just a reminder in light of the shooting in Austin this morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnLn...

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Naethan Apollo - ICE BREAKER (Official Video)

YouTube video by Naethan Apollo

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you think we're headed for civil war (we're not, at least short-term) then you should be jogging, not posting.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What a terrible day to understand references.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We went to our first MLB game, Pirates vs Royals, and it was exquisite. Me: "I should set up my Plex tuner to grab the local Pirates games." Pirates: "Sorry, locked behind cable or a $150 subscription." Me: "You know you've got 'pirates' in your name, right? Don't push me."

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🐢 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/share-care-132206373

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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We don't call them incel anymore, they prefer:

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.

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FritzcoKid @fritzcokid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seen somewhere else: "What's the point of having 'Fuck you' money if you don't say 'Fuck you' when it matters?". That. How much *does* it take to be a decent person? I mean, I do it for free, but I'm a nobody.

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Radio station in the dentist is playing Brain Damage (good!) but the DJ led into it with "Everybody ready for football? The plays? The tackles? The CTE? Anyway here's Brain Damage." (bad.)

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My dentist has a Christmas tree up. It's not even Q4, guys. What the crap are we doing?

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is the take I'm going with. Ed had the privilege to do the right thing with relatively bearable consequences. He had a responsibility to do so. Noblesse Oblige and all that. The folks with more at stake did right despite greater cost.

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For the record, prejudices can kill @dnonast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve felt like I’ve been having a stroke repeatedly from reading Bluesky today. Every other post is “The next fruitgopper who blots me in their tronq is going to get slitjammed I swear to God” followed by links to pictures of feet.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"I don't get into politics" people finding out the hard way. Pick a position, if not a side. Make sure it's one you can live with.

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