Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 3hJack is what you give folks once they've had enough that they don't care. Like giving the new wine after the old. 110
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 5hLike Wild Turkey is one of the least offensive bad whiskeys, but it's still bad whiskey. 120
Reposted by Too Lazy to Failtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 17hFound the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 14079502178
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 8hThe old Fits were so fun. We had a 2010 and we loved that car. Then during the pandemic we bought a 2020 for use in the city and it kinda sucked. Less power, more weight, tinier cabin, lost all the cupholders. I know it was mostly in the name of better safety, but ugh. 020
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 9hI was not ready for this incredible violence on my feed. 010
Reposted by Too Lazy to FailToo Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 11h$3.19 for four sticks at Aldi. I know why people want to be mad at Oz, who is a dingus, but... butter has been one of the few things that hasn't skyrocketed. Nobody is paying $4 a stick of butter ($16 a pound!) unless it's extremely fancy butter. 041
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 11h$3.19 for four sticks at Aldi. I know why people want to be mad at Oz, who is a dingus, but... butter has been one of the few things that hasn't skyrocketed. Nobody is paying $4 a stick of butter ($16 a pound!) unless it's extremely fancy butter. 041
Reposted by Too Lazy to FailToo Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12hACAB includes camp counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee. 021
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12hOh, right. I forgot, this is the case where the administration might care about consent. 030
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12hUm, maybe he should move the bulk of the Pacific Fleet before that happens? 230
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 13hWhen I think about him... it makes me wanna fart. 190
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We're doing ours this weekend. Hope your side effects are minimal! 100
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm in an incredibly in-demand niche within a niche specialty, and we've still decided that it's time to dramatically increase our cash savings. The things going on around me aren't even bad but it's all moving so quickly that it feels right to get ready to hunker down a little. 120
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We bought a cheap one and have NOT regretted it for a second! That pizza looks great! 000
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Heck yeah. With the accurate timing of the SGB2! 110
Reposted by Too Lazy to Failjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026a competitive texas is like a vicksburg level defeat for the GOP 402048135
Reposted by Too Lazy to FailLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473521382
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm so upset at the Navy for bungling what should have been a low-risk base hit with the Constellation class. We should have squared away relatively simple frigates and make a bajillion of them. youtu.be/2LoWBHgB0KM?...youtu.beHow the Constellation Class Became a Huge DisasterYouTube video by Megaprojects 131
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wish I could record all her videos to VHS and send them back in time to my dorm room. 110
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My ideological opposites are building concentration camps. I think I'd rather eat alone. 060
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, we buy a bunch of easy food, clean the house real good, and just accept that we're gonna be worthless for part of the weekend. 010
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/202620% Luck boost, no question. Just about everything in life gets substantially better. 010
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, crediting it is super classy! Respect. 010
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek. 141
Reposted by Too Lazy to FailJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14543461079
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pretty shot. Sounds much-deserved. Enjoy. 010
Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm gonna see if I can keep my knowledge low for as long as possible. I held out against Curtis Yarvin for like six happy months. 020