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Too Lazy to Fail

@toolazytofail.bsky.social
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Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. I have friends everywhere.

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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 2h
Can we turn it into a tiny home?
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 3h
Jack is what you give folks once they've had enough that they don't care. Like giving the new wine after the old.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 3h
At bare minimum. Bulleit is my floor these days.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 3h
Why is it always YMCA?
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 3h
But he cited Rocky IV!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 5h
Like Wild Turkey is one of the least offensive bad whiskeys, but it's still bad whiskey.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 6h
I dunno, that's a stretch.
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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 12h
A cruise missile alignment chart
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 17h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 8h
The old Fits were so fun. We had a 2010 and we loved that car. Then during the pandemic we bought a 2020 for use in the city and it kinda sucked. Less power, more weight, tinier cabin, lost all the cupholders. I know it was mostly in the name of better safety, but ugh.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 9h
I was not ready for this incredible violence on my feed.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 9h
NOPE
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 10h
That looks great!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 11h
$3.19 for four sticks at Aldi. I know why people want to be mad at Oz, who is a dingus, but... butter has been one of the few things that hasn't skyrocketed. Nobody is paying $4 a stick of butter ($16 a pound!) unless it's extremely fancy butter.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 11h
$3.19 for four sticks at Aldi. I know why people want to be mad at Oz, who is a dingus, but... butter has been one of the few things that hasn't skyrocketed. Nobody is paying $4 a stick of butter ($16 a pound!) unless it's extremely fancy butter.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 11h
I cede the moral high ground to you. Enjoy!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12h
ACAB includes camp counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12h
ACAB includes camp counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12h
I see that you like to party.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12h
Oh, right. I forgot, this is the case where the administration might care about consent.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 12h
Um, maybe he should move the bulk of the Pacific Fleet before that happens?
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 13h
When I think about him... it makes me wanna fart.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're doing ours this weekend. Hope your side effects are minimal!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm in an incredibly in-demand niche within a niche specialty, and we've still decided that it's time to dramatically increase our cash savings. The things going on around me aren't even bad but it's all moving so quickly that it feels right to get ready to hunker down a little.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We bought a cheap one and have NOT regretted it for a second! That pizza looks great!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heck yeah. With the accurate timing of the SGB2!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish Kabbney was my real dad.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
a competitive texas is like a vicksburg level defeat for the GOP
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm so upset at the Navy for bungling what should have been a low-risk base hit with the Constellation class. We should have squared away relatively simple frigates and make a bajillion of them. youtu.be/2LoWBHgB0KM?...
youtu.be
How the Constellation Class Became a Huge Disaster
YouTube video by Megaprojects
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish I could record all her videos to VHS and send them back in time to my dorm room.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My ideological opposites are building concentration camps. I think I'd rather eat alone.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ooh, good one.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That looks incredible!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That looks incredible!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get it!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, we buy a bunch of easy food, clean the house real good, and just accept that we're gonna be worthless for part of the weekend.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20% Luck boost, no question. Just about everything in life gets substantially better.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, I can only be myself, buddy.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, it's still rock and roll to me.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, crediting it is super classy! Respect.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty, pretty data!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is the cutest little Trinitron.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This photo made my mouth water. Dang.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ew.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty shot. Sounds much-deserved. Enjoy.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm gonna see if I can keep my knowledge low for as long as possible. I held out against Curtis Yarvin for like six happy months.
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is the most adorable little mixer.
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