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Tony H

@tonyhightower.bsky.social
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New Yorker in Paris. I run, I dad, I won reasonably big on Jeopardy & Millionaire (and Cash Cab) in a previous life. Serious @joannascutts.bsky.social stan. He/him.

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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 2h
Fun fact about square dance in American schools: it was Henry Ford's idea. He thought jazz was too black & "ethnic," so he put tons of money and effort into pushing "white" culture onto children before they could learn better. Henry Ford was EXTREMELY racist. Like, he got a shoutout in Mein Kampf.
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How square dancing became a weapon of white supremacy against an anti-Semitic jazz dance conspiracy
“Jazz is a Jewish creation,” automative tycoon Henry Ford wrote in his anti-Semitic publication, The International Jew. “The mush, slush, the sly suggestion, the abandoned sensuousness of sliding note...
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Evan Rail @evanrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell your NYC friends that the great @davidwondrich.bsky.social will be hosting a a multi-course Martini dinner with history & lore about the cocktail, a killer menu and a bunch of smart Martini variations at the Knickerbocker Hotel on Oct. 6. www.theknickerbocker.com/experiences/...
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Experiences | Things to do in New York | The Knickerbocker
Discover expertly curated things to do in New York, from Broadway shows to bespoke tours. Let The Knickerbocker guide your unforgettable NYC experience.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rush were always out-&-proud Randian Objectivists. This is no shock, or at least it shouldn't be.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Convo with my 6yo: - You know what's weird? - What, pal? - My 3 times table is harder than my 9 times table. -... Yeah, that is kinda weird. - I mean, 3 times 3 is 9, so you'd think it was easier. But noooooooo. - Okay, I get this, but-- we really have to introduce you to more people.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Piggybacking off this: It has long been my opinion that Stan Rogers' "Northwest Passage" should be the Canadian National Anthem, depending on what the anthem is supposed to be for nowadays.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
CNN could have prevented all of this by simply reporting the news
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Six Feet Under, The Good Place and QI aren't in the top five of this list, then -- oh who am I kidding, that'll literally never happen. But it fucking should.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Talk about a great song that has, unfortunately, aged perfectly.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bryan Cranston in molded slippers: "I AM THE ONE IN CROCS."
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Antifascist Militant @antifasictmilatant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Newsom is the candidate I'm staying home. Please take this into your calculations when picking a candidate "who can win" instead of the obviously good one
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I lived in Converse High Tops from high school until well into my 40s. It was the shoe of punks, of anarchist marches, of ARA & zine culture. Was.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe Ed Sheeran could tour with Justin Timberlake. Call it the "This Is Going To Ruin The Tour" Tour.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So much of his greatest work has clearly come at the expense of his own mental health. In fact, that seemed to be part of the joke. I hope he comes out the other end of this and finds what he needs.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Toity poiple boids Sittin' on da koib a-choipin' & a-boipin' An' eatin doity woims
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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
For Lauren Bacall’s birthday: Benjamin Schwartz New Yorker, May 29, 2023
Description: A woman gives instructions on how to find a video to learn how to whistle.

Caption: "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just go to YouTube, search 'whistle how to,' and it's like the third video from the top."
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To celebrate Imamura's 100th birthday today, while my sick kid was napping, I watched a masterpiece of his, "Pigs & Battleships." Think Kurosawa meets the Coen Brothers. It's just gorgeous.
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A ★★★★½ review of Pigs and Battleships (1961)
For Shohei Imamura's 100th birthday today, this is a narratively messy, but technically impeccable gem. This story of two young hustlers in love, with a desire to make a little something of themselves...
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Co-sign.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck Sheeran, Marry Macklemore, Kill Kraft
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Ray Pride @raypride.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not even for being charter members of the Epstein Elite
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran deserves every centimeter of the dragging he's getting, sure, but look at Robert Kraft & all the other billionaires who ain't getting one tenth the flak.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP Bob Mackie. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/s...
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
omg. (it wasn't me) www.famouscampaigns.com/2026/09/meta...
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Meta smart glasses mocked by fake notices on London Underground
London’s backlash against camera-equipped smart glasses has reached the Tube, with spoof stickers styled as official TfL safety notices appearing inside Underground carriages and warning wearers that ...
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Spelling Bee: DICKHEAD? Really? Really?
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Joanna Scutts @joannascutts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Isn't she lovely?! My new book GOOD LOOKS & BAD MANNERS, on the long, unruly history of American women in Paris, is now available for pre-order (releases April 2027). Right now, Barnes & Noble is offering 25% off the cover price, in all formats, until Friday. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/good-looks...
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Good Looks & Bad Manners: American Women Who Shook Up Paris, from the Belle Epoque to the New Wave
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not sure it's possible to invest in ketamine futures, but if you can figure it out, get on it.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God damn it. Grim Reaper just pumping that claw machine full of coins at this point.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit.jpg]
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So our 6-year-old came home from his second day of grade school, and announced that he'd learned that "dandelion" in French is "Pissenlit," or "Pee In The Bed". He's being as level-headed as you'd expect about this information.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today was Day 1 of CP (that's 1st Grade in American money) for X. He did absolutely great.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Private to the untalented Zendayas: NOT YOU
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/08/2026
i have seen a LOT of people say lately that they dont know how a better world can be born out of this one and man i fucking get it, it feels like for my entire life things keep getting worse and the most horrible people keep winning but you have to keep imagining. you have to
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"When will there be enough women on the Supreme Court?" "When there are twenty-nine."
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Shackablanca
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please go see that clown Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I swear he'll help you if you're feeling down
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I now find myself with other names in the back of my mouth that I dare not speak aloud.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[Ceci n'est pas une île]
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Finally, something to live for. If it's her rapping over that Wu-Tang track that's also just the one single copy, I would laugh and laugh and laugh
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, FFS. 97 is extremely good innings, at least. But man, the Reaper is really riding that claw machine this week, ain't he.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God damn it. This suuuuucks. And as far as 80-year-olds cashing in, I'm continuing to shiver with antici
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Soooo, the Rapture happened yesterday, and... seems the Lord took just the one person. The rest of us are on our own now. Be kind. We're all we got.
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world of Elons, be a Dolly. In a world of Kid Rocks, be a Dolly. In a world of Infantinos, be a Dolly. In a world of Lindsey Grahams, be a Dolly. In a world of Kushners, be a Dolly.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/08/2026
there is an understanding at every strip club that you can’t have multiple dancers using the same stage name at the same club—and let me tell you how many people I worked with who fought to be, lost, and still ultimately respected anyone who got to be Jolene
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I revere Dolly Parton much as I do Fred Rogers. They’re people who made it their life goal just to be gentle and kind to everyone that they met. They are prime examples of how we all should behave and live our lives.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/08/2026
Dear Elon: there are important lessons in today's headlines if you care to pay attention. cc all the other dipshit billionaires
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Tony H @tonyhightower.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's a piece of trivia: in her long, wonderful life, Dolly Parton managed to buy more books than any other individual in history.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Le Pont des Arts - 1907 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SCTV: the peak of tv comedy because it made endless fun of the medium of television itself youtu.be/qxR3Mwn5PXI
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Birkney's Diamonds
YouTube video by SCTV
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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SCTV was truly the best, a great combination of parodies (none were better) and its own lore (the station and its regular characters). Discovered it on NBC in the early 80s and became such a big fan I doled out for Cinemax as a relatively broke student when it ended up on there in the mid-80s.
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