iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Adam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 2h

I sleep talk: My wife recorded what I said in my dream this morning: 'Christopher Columbus. In a basement. Too many pigs. No, they are actually swine. Feral swine. Many feral swine.'

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 3h

I very much like the phrase 'stench laden disease pod' and will be using it in conversation a lot from now on.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For no better reason than it's Friday, we're going to review wrestlers on how useful they'd be working in the archive. First up: Triple H. He'd probably be great to have in the office, but that water spit thing is just going to raise our humidity levels so it's a no from us.

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We’re just innocent men

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Moon is big egg"

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026

like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)

YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

While you might disagree with them, to say the demands of the left are not about material concerns is a straight up lie. Poor people should have more money and better services - material. We should oppose the far right in parliament and on the streets - material. Etc etc

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Let us count the ways Burnham is obviously wrong.... Ok I only have 2. 1. Academic vs practical is a false dichotomy. 2. The 'did not enjoy school' group and the 'prefer practical subjects' group are not necessarily the same. Plus the thing Sam Freedman says.

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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

2yrs after I finished my MA History at Goldsmiths, my research rights were bought and I was hired to work as historical consultant on this TV show. It's had BAFTA and International Emmy nominations. I got a book deal, too. Goldsmiths: "No point in MA History, let's fire everyone and delete it."

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why is Ed Davie announcing policies?!?! That's mad. He needs to keep his head down. Lib Dems are a protest vote! You vote Lib Dem cos you're really a Tory, but the Tories are in one of their nasty phases and you want to tell them off.

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've signed up to be a mentor through Arts Emergency, which pairs people in creative industries with young people from underrepresented backgrounds hoping to work in the arts. If that's something you are interested in, you can also sign up! They're always looking for mentors: www.arts-emergency.org

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Arts Emergency

We help young people get a fair start in the arts and humanities

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I assume this is not an unpopular opinion really, but that first film is middling good. 3 stars out of 5. And still the best by far.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This album is really fun! Not even slightly Iron Maidenish but lots of fun.

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

20 year old me was a dick. I don't care what he thinks

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

People on the BBC are once again taking AI claims at face value. Why? Because BBC stands for CREDULOUS FUCKING MORONS. I know none of the letters are correct for that. But it is still true.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BBC Radio 4: we should talk about this Ed Sheeran story. Who should we get on the programme? I know, what about a frothing mad person we can have an argument with? Someone who has the most extreme ludicrous cartoonish view. That'll be a good use of our time.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Look, I don't believe AI is going to kill us all. All I'm saying is would it be a bad thing if it did?

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Big hour for cunts doing statements

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh my god I'm being forced to have an opinion about the blandest musician in the world. Ed Sheeran has all the money. He could make different choices.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I hope you will all forgive me a small outburst: WHY DO THE BBC KEEP REPEATING IDIOT AI NONSENSE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE CREDULOUS FUCKING MORONS????!!!!!! Thank you.

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Romance him again. Moby in whiiiiiite....

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/04/2024

I can’t believe Taylor Swift put this song on her new album. Disgusting.

Genius page for the Taylor Swift song “Tears in Heaven II” about kicking Eric Clapton’s son’s ass in Heaven

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching Silo. It is fun. One thing I like about it is that, while it tries to be gritty and dark, it is so obviously a load of theatre kids having fun. It's got a real drama-club-devising-an-ensemble-piece vibe.

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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Tom Slatter @tomslatter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gonna get myself a copy of this. Haven't listened to any yet. I'm assuming it'll be all heartfelt piano ballads and four to the floor disco bangers.

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