Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 11hUsually the only time you get on like that is if you’re one of the last people and they’ve already vetoed a bunch of jurors. 210
Reposted by Tom Painpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/10/2026hs kids are shutting the country down because they think their teachers aren’t paid enough? france fucking rocks 38116
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wasn’t thinking of race, I was thinking their beards are fucking awesome, as awesome as the bats the 1927 Yankees had. A murderer’s row of beards. It’s a metaphor. 100
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026> “What’s the point of beards” > Contains an image of fellas that are the 1927 Yankees of beards 2476
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a high school teacher we’ve always had to encounter this from students. But you’d think the people who go into academia would have a love of knowledge. We’re so focused on knowledge as a means to an end rather than it being an end of itself and that attitude is permeating society more and more. 182
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comInglourious Basterds: Brad Pitt's 'Bownjourno'Alt: Inglourious Basterds: Brad Pitt's 'Bownjourno' 050
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Know a lot of guys in their late 30s including me and we look better because we don’t have rotten souls. 000
Reposted by Tom Painspookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026TEMPLE WINS! THEY LIVED BITCH!!!! 🦉 4251
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026must be a wayward temple fan celebrating a touchdown without a fumble 010
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comCute Owl Head Roll DanceAlt: Cute Owl Head Roll Dance 140
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026question: what if the helmet stickers on Ohio State was a weed and they got one sticker for each weed they smoked? 130
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it’s 2026 and Google’s shitty search AI still does not understand “Delaware Valley” is a byname for the Philadelphia metro area and not a valley in Delaware nor just any area the Delaware River runs near. But yeah it’s conscious and gonna kill us. 2130
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People love to shit on grids for some reason but Philly’s grid + street/address numbering scheme is super intuitive and makes it easy as hell to navigate. 110
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Start tossing firecrackers into old faithful and see what happens. 0450
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Doing anything like thet has never crossed my mind my entire life. 010
Reposted by Tom PainJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026When the Marvel movie is too dark. 2544
Reposted by Tom Paingains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter 571145123
Reposted by Tom Painlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!! 421352141
Reposted by Tom PainJesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kruk yelling run while Bryce sulks after striking out is kind of an apt way to end the series. 09711
Reposted by Tom PainElizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve had a lot more fun watching worse Phillies teams With the exception of a few, this team has no heart, no drive, no fire, no chemistry. They are lifeless and unlikeable and have clear contempt for their roles Good riddance to this season, and sorry to the few who deserved better 10636
Reposted by Tom PainElizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just want to feel this againstatic.klipy.comRhys Hoskins Bat Slam & Spike in NLDS GameAlt: Rhys Hoskins Bat Slam & Spike in NLDS Game 2365
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Centum speakers drive their chariots like this Satem speakers drive their chariots like that 040
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026oh god no JT don’t press the next one it’s “eternal father strong to save” 030
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Boy I can’t wait to watch my favorite team the Philadelphia Phillies tomorrow!static.klipy.comSisyphusAlt: Sisyphus 2172
Reposted by Tom Painphylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable 311036
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comGandalf: Hope is KindledAlt: Gandalf: Hope is Kindled 040
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not once in my life have I ever said anything negative about Alec Daniel Bohm 140
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my mom cheering for me whenever I hit a pop up to the outfield energy 060
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026free baseball in June: 😃 free baseball in the postseason: 🫠🔫 070
Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026but WIP callers told me that the Phillies should start swinging at first pitches more 140