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Tom Pain

@tompain.bsky.social
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He/him. Co-host of Ten Thousand Losses. Lefty educator and Philly native in exile. History, beer, language, and transit nerd. Go birds.

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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nobody knows plague exists in the US already and can fuck these guys’ shit up
Prairie dog
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Communists dunking on anarchists: “why are you booing me? I’m right!”

Communists hearing literally anyone else critisize [sic] anarchists: Elmo body slamming a wrestler
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all will turn to silver ass
the grey havens scene of return of the king but Bilbo is the Phillies, Elrond is the Astros, celeborn is the cubs, and Galadriel is the red sox. They are guiding the Phillies onto the ship departing the post-season, wherein they shall sail the straight road and leave the circles of this world. which I wish I could do right now being forced to root for this fucking team. I will say cry because this team sucks ass
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put me in coach I’m ready to “play” today
redditor end of life unit
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stolen from @craftbeermatt.bsky.social
Chudjak meme, he’s got a shirt saying “it’s over and that’s Alright!” while wearing a Phillies hat
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have this issue
dust free living space
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s where they make this
Bussy mix
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that’s where I call it a night.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most people rejected His message. 

“Shut up!”

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never a doubt.
smug wojak mask hiding angry crying
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
time for some radical acceptance about this baseball team
old dog with half closed eyes
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tracks
bonnacon you can spray fiery dung
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
moe putting his head in the oven with a Phillies logo on his head and a sign that says NO POSTSEASON
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morgoth after the War of Wrath be like:
lol get wrecked n00b

(POV perspective of Morgoth falling into the void with his hands outstretched at the last glimpse of light)
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤔
CRUISING south dakota world of trucks event
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IRA demand video with a speech bubble indicating the quote repost sounds like something they’d say
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
child gets scared of book
Screengrab of a post  

Boaz Nash
Seeing a book by Mao being handed out at a local DSA meeting was a bit disturbing.
4:01 PM • Sep 18, 2026
8 reposts
159 likes
1 save

Quote replies turned off to avoid being ratio’d.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
based autocorrect
Screenshot of my messages app suggesting “politician SS” instead of politicians
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Part of what to me is the best passage of the book. To come to grips with the dual nature of reality, both utterly wonderous and utterly callous, alters the psyche. For Pip, it destroys reality Ahab, is hardened forever against reality And Ishmael accepts the reality: he is insignificant.
“The sea had jeeringly kept his finite body up, but drowned the infinite of his soul. Not drowned entirely, though. Rather carried down alive to wondrous depths, where strange shapes of the unwarped primal world glided to and fro before his passive eyes; and the miser-merman, Wisdom, revealed his hoarded heaps; and among the joyous, heartless, ever-juvenile eternities, Pip saw the multitudinous, God-omnipresent, coral insects, that out of the firmament of waters heaved the colossal orbs. He saw God's foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad. So man's insanity is heaven's sense; and wandering from all mortal ​reason, man comes at last to that celestial thought, which, to reason, is absurd and frantic; and weal or woe, feels then uncompromised, indifferent as his God.”
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#newpfp #templeowls turning manifestations into reality via the magic of photo editing
antifa logo but the colors are temple cherry and white and the temple logo is on the top flag, the text is replaced with "antipsu aktion" 

fuck Penn State
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What started as an innocent visit by a Downy Woodpecker to the Pain household this morning, was removed of all innocence as soon as the Merlin app gave us this handy guide.
a screenshot of the merlin app 

a downy and hairy woodpecker in side profile

in a textbox "Downy and Hairy Woodpeckers are strikingly similar in plumage. Focus on overall size and bill length to tell them apart."
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FUCK PENN STATE GO OWLS
Great horned owl
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s in good company
Yellow parenti
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
reply with thy home river
the river de la warre (and bem Franklin bridge) at sunset
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scene: Scrooge wakes up on Christmas Day. 

Scrooge: “you there, boy, what day is today?”
Boy: “today, why it’s kirkmas day of course!”

I debated adding red on the kid’s neck but I’m doing this on my phone instead of getting ready for work.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
John Brown Laser Eyes
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GO
Temple / Penn State hype poster, Stella T Owl sits loftily upon city hall and bids the nittany Lion to challenge her for her perch
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sorry buddy, they’re going to make you throw your little lunchbox out
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me when I found out we're forming a shield wall
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh, I haven't played TW: attila in a while, lets see what historically accurate mods they have oh, nevermind
mod called age of vikings (that's allegedly good) with vikings bearing the vegvísir on their shields which is attested to the 19th century
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
God’s Country
Tohickon Creek in Ralph Stover State Park
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
go birds
a dialect map showing tom as pure mid-atlantic philly/baltimore
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hell no
Phone call from US congressman Brian Fitzpatrick
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my people have long guarded the secret of defense against the mummy, we know the one way to properly dispose of their kind
a locomotive firebox being loaded with coal

ps my people are autism
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
they really nailed penn state's defensive scheme this year
vile penn state linebacker committing a blatant facemask against heroic temple halfback
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
mirror universe Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz
beloved retired NBC10 meteorologist Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz with his bow tie in front of a winter storm map of the Delaware Valley
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wonder if Tolkien deliberately lined up his Tengwar letter "anga", which when used for English represents the letter j (as in jump), to look like cg, which is how the /dʒ/ sound was written in Old English.
Tengwar letter anga which represents /dʒ/ in English mode. cg in insular script from the Nowell Codex
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think left/center-left/center/center-right/right is perfectly fine for general use. Like this graphic, it's too deterministic and has too many categories (cropping is deliberate). Also, the right I would say favors capital/privatization and the left favors labor/nationalization.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He says what I am trying to say in a much more succinct manner.
Socialism is a very different project. This is not to say that socialists haven't done terrible things. They have. It is not to deny that violence is not a special political tool of the right. It has also been used by the left. Social violence is a serious problem. But to use it as if it were something peculiar to one or the other side, misses the real point. It misses what is different about them, in whose interests, toward what ends are the means used, means that you approve of, means that you don't. Criticize those that you don't, but don't lose sight of what fundamental difference divides the one from the other.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thank you, wiktionary
Noun
子彈

(countable) bullet (Classifier: 粒 m c; 顆/颗 m; 發/发 m; 枚 m)
子彈打穿了耳朵,但我還能聽到黨的聲音。 [MSC, trad.]
子弹打穿了耳朵,但我还能听到党的声音。 [MSC, simp.]
Zǐdàn dǎ chuān le ěrduǒ, dàn wǒ hái néng tīng dào Dǎng de shēngyīn. [Pinyin]
The bullet pierced my ear, but I can still hear the voice of the Party.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
googling the sun's orbital inclination and its LLM is spitting out garbage saying "60º to the galactic plane" (which is its axial tilt) LLMs are semantically relating inclination and tilt and cannot distinguish their definitions in astronomy anyway here's our orbit around the galaxy per google
a universe sandbox screenshot showing the sun's obit around the Milky Way at a 60º orbital inclination which would pop the solar system out of the galactic plane for most of its orbit 

while this would probably look sick irl it's not real, tldr llms are garbage
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Credit to @roisin.gobirds.online on the @10klosses.bsky.social discord
crying anime girl with a no 4 browns jersey (backwards) that says 

Yeah, I may be
Ass at quarterback and a predator
but you were
MEAN
and that's worse.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An image of a blacked gloved arm grabbing a pink squishy ball with a smiley face on a tray.Text on the glove says “my wife who makes more than me”. The smiley faced squishy ball has “me” under it.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nothing will ever get between me and my toad best friend
toad in an umbrella
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I love smart birds.
A western gull inspects an ikea bag for treats on the beach.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Long Live Wildwood NJ
Rich and creamy fudge 
Salt water taffy 3 for $14.99
Cigarettes, Columbian Coffee, funnel cakes, fried Oreos
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Inspired me
Mai tai, altho made with whole ice and a somewhat pathetic mint sprig due to the privations of being away from home.
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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
god I love Klingon episodes
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