Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 12hI can't believe Morbius would do this. 001
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸 59984120
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you'd have asked me 10 years ago I'd probably agree with the need to be sensitive about blanket condemnations of "zionism", but honestly, the time for mollycoddling is over, there is no reason to tolerate anyone's desire for an emotional support genocide. 010
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just bought a head of lettuce and I'm a bit upset at how many bugs were in it. Like, I'm not so naive that I think the number of bugs in a head of lettuce could or should be zero, but I would definitely appreciate fewer. 000
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10260621700
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomspringfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 012421
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Idris Elba? More like, Advertis Commercielba. 000
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron 312913
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Look at you, little white baby" - thing I just said out loud to a cat that was walking past me in the street 001
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo… 292843377
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know it's late in his career but I'd like to see Tom Jones release a follow-up song called 'It IS Unusual', which focuses on rare but documented phenomena like Halley's Comet. 1924026
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what wrinkle I don't have but wouldn't mind having? It's that vertical line that some people get going down the middle of their forehead. 000
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomRandom Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026La Mirage; 6 Nationalist Way, Kitwe, Zambia www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q… 1241
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah big deal. We all have girlfriends who are on quests to become the female us. 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Scottie and Ortegas have way better chemistry than Scottie and Uhura. 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Arnold Rimmer is, I think, the best character in all of fiction. He's simultaneously supremely pitiable, but also absolutely deserving of every bad thing that happens to him. 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"If you have stopped wearing a covid mask you are committing genocide against immunocompromised people." Hi, no I'm not. That is not a fair thing to accuse me of. Like, if people want to ruin their own lives by pretending the pandemic's still going on, that's fine, but leave the rest of us alone. 010
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomStuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob." 47518
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁ 18630148
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't think sapiosexuals should do blackface. I think when they do it they're reinforcing gerrymandering. 2233
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026youtu.be/qqSSP1Tc7ac?...youtu.beTwo BrainsYouTube video by Misty's Big Adventure - Topic 000
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomprobabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need to do more with Tuvok/Vorik as a loveless pon farr induced marriage where neither likes the other and only Vorik is trying to make it work while Tuvok is thinking about T'Pel the entire time...I love a relationship that's doomed from the start and never improves. 3167
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bad Apples, more like, Good Film. 000
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast 8882191921
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Minecraft enemies love to push me down pits. 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another nail in the coffin of sun cream. 001
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tompixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am cancelling Hermann Rorschach for the racist imagery that he hid in his inkblots 640916
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Saw some AI-generated bug food imagery out in the wild. 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just had my first yorkshire pudding wrap. Impractical, imo. 010
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomgeorge 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Great ad 114331
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How am I just finding out that the cotton-top tamarin's scientific name is "the bloody motherfucker". 010
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They're selling these things for 17p each at my local Asda at the moment. Pretty nice option if you ever need a portable instant breakfast imo. Maybe they're also selling them for 17p at YOUR local Asda?? 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Were there any women supporting Ed Sheeran's tour who have now pulled out? If so, I have the punchline for a joke: "Ed, she ran." 000
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got a nice round number when ordering my post-swim pub lunch. 000
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomJohn Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran's tour bus. 76148892905
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomdecapiKate @katemck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran has released a statement 0185
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the TomEd Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 14/09/2026going to crackdown on tax dodging harry potter shops by making them get a certificate from hogwarts 0195
Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Going to fake barber shop for a hair cut and then finding out at home that they just folded all your hairs in half. 001
Reposted by Earth's Nearest Star, the Tomyour bloody scare-ic 🧛♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"I just tried this phrase on a breakfast attended by 20 people." is a great meme sentence 32402
