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Award Winning Children's Author (Little Tiger and Macmillan) There's Nothing Faster than a Cheetah out now. Agent: Jodie Hodges (United Agents)

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
UK authors! If you haven't done it yet (I haven't) it's time to update your PLR account! The deadline is June 30th!
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 23/05/2026
Got to see one of my favourite bands ever play tonight at the London Palladium - Black Box Recorder. Never thought I'd get to see them. Was everything I hoped it would be.
Sarah Nixey, Luke Haines and John Moore of Black Box Recorder on stage at the London Palladium.Sarah Nixey, Luke Haines and John Moore of Black Box Recorder on stage at the London Palladium.Sarah Nixey, Luke Haines and John Moore of Black Box Recorder on stage at the London Palladium.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 20/04/2026
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a woman in a blue jacket is jogging in the park
Alt: Rachel from TV show friends in a blue jacket is jogging in the park and Phoebe runs past her but her run is weird
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 08/01/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
The logo for Autistic Women Oversharing, a Daily Tism podcast. The logo depicts the title against a backdrop of newsprint and a picture of an open mouth, surrounded by an exclamation mark, a megaphone, quotation marks and a hand holding a microphone. Below the text of the logo, it says 'Series 2'.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 19/12/2025
Children's publishing right now
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 05/12/2025
Yesterday I attended the Laugh out loud children's book awards at the Southbank centre. Myself and Ross Collins won funniest picture book for our book There's nothing faster than a cheetah! Such a fun event, was lovely meeting everyone.
The physical lollies award for funniest picture book, there's nothing faster than a cheetah by tom Nicoll and Ross Collins on a shelf in front of the book itselfShot from the crowd of the lollies stage, waiting for the event to start
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 18/11/2025
What a ridiculous game of football that was. I need a lie down now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 14/11/2025
The Art of War by Sun Tzu and the Hey Duggee Christmas Annual 2023.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 12/10/2025
Please record quick video.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 03/10/2025
Hapworth commented: “Who the fuck left this here? What if I hadn’t seen it? And on our anniversary!” Help fund our work AND find out if her boyfriend still lives, by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139179...
Autistic woman’s date with boyfriend ruined after some idiot leaves “choking hazard” engagement ring in her drink 

Image of woman at table in restaurant with glass of champagne, looking displeased
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Sarah Barnard @sarahbpolar.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Number 6 is an organisation for autistic adults and it's been an absolute lifeline for me over the past year. Edinburgh council are taking away its funding so it'll have to close, please sign this petition to help keep it open!! chng.it/vJDYwT4L4J
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Save Number 6 One Stop Shop- Tell City of Edinburgh Council No funding cuts
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 12/09/2025
Love that she looks like she's about to team up with Johnny Lawrence to go kick Larusso's ass
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 15/07/2025
Brilliant news announced today that Ross Collins and I have been shortlisted in this year's Laugh Out Loud Book Awards in the picture book category! Congrats to all the other nominees @macmillankidsuk.bsky.social 🐆🐌🎉
Graphic announcing that there's nothing faster than a cheetah by Tom Nicoll and Ross Collins has been shortlisted for the laugh out loud 2025 book awards for funniest picture book
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 20/05/2025
Norm 😢
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Sarah McIntyre @sarahmcintyre.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Are you interested in writing and illustrating your own picture book? Join the @cbcreative.bsky.social video course starting this week(!) with @davidoconnell.bsky.social and me! Browse all the courses here: www.curtisbrowncreative.co.uk/creative-wri... ✍️
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 08/05/2025
Everyone waiting for the new pope then *glass shatters* BAH GAWD
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?” This was their response:
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 19/04/2025
Hey, if anybody needs to make a call, I’ve got a phone.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Writers! If you stand in solidarity with trans people, please sign this letter about the recent supreme court judgement. Whether you write films/tv/books/journalism/poetry etc docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Thanks for flagging!
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An Open Letter of Solidarity With the Trans Community from UK Writers
The UK Supreme Court ruling of 17th April 2025 was the result of a coordinated and privately funded attack on the human rights and dignity of trans and non-binary people in the UK. We call upon our in...
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 19/04/2025
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.
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two transformers are standing next to each other and one says i have nothing but contempt for this court
Alt: two transformers are standing next to each other and one says i have nothing but contempt for this court
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 03/04/2025
I enjoyed The Book Thief, I do not enjoy Book Thieves @societyofauthors.bsky.social
The society of authors poster with the text Meta Book Thieves, they must #dothewritething
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 02/04/2025
When you've been the star of one of the defining dramas of the era and you still can't escape the shadow of your brother who hit Joe pesci with a paint can in a film 35 years ago
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 22/03/2025
Definitely a review written by an actual human being
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 22/03/2025
Nine of my books have been pirated by Mark Zuckerberg, the creative visionary behind 'The Facebook', the 'Metaverse' and a website to rank the attractiveness of women. societyofauthors.org/2025/03/21/t...
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Clare Furniss @clarefurniss.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Good advice here on action for authors to take - I’ll be doing this
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Men only want one thing: To be praised when they manage to fast-forward straight through the ads at x30 and stop it right as the show comes back on.
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Gareth P Jones @garethpjones.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Just a thought on the subject of fellow Children's author, Xander Armstrong & private schools.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 13/02/2025
Finished cobra Kai. What a brilliantly fun, cheesy show
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 11/02/2025
This is why I exclusively write Beef Trifles.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 29/01/2025
Intellectual property theft? Oh wow sounds awful mate
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 27/01/2025
Microsoft just emailed saying the price was going up on office 365 by 40% because of their daft ai crap. In the UK at least you can keep on the non AI version but you have to select cancel instead of change plans on their site.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 21/01/2025
Happy PLR day to all who celebrate. Getting money is obviously 👍 but it's also great to see how many times your books were borrowed, especially the older ones still out there, chugging away, finding new readers.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I knew this piece about Neil Gaiman was in the works, and still, I felt sick reading it. TW: rape, abuse, coercion, and child sex abuse.
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There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 28/12/2024
Remember there's only three more days left to read your unopened tabs for the year. Any still open from the 1st of January will incur the maximum fine and possibly a prison sentence.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I don’t like to brag, but by twenty minutes or so into any Columbo episode, I have figured out who the killer is.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Kidlit gang, a new account to follow - the shiny new Canterbury kids lit fest! #KidLitUK #UkKidlit #Childrensbooksuk
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/12/2024
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 27/11/2024
Changed my username to my domain, like a big ol' verified nerd 🤓
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Helensburgh Book Festival @hburghbookfest.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Welcome to the Helensburgh Book Festival, a literary festival on the West coast of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Please give us a follow to keep up to date with all our news, we’ve got some very exciting panels to tell you about! 28th-30th March 2025 💙📚
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 24/11/2024
Hey, you. Man on the Inside on Netflix is brilliant.
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Tom Nicoll @tomnicoll.uk · 24/11/2024
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a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says ' nda '
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Kate Gettings @kategettings.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Congratulations - your book is partnered with our title Martha Maps It Out! It’s such a fantastic initiative, so pleased to hear the children are enjoying it!
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Signe Rudoviča @signeru.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The happy #BookWeekScotland continues 🤗 All Scottish Primary 1, 2, and 3 pupils will be receiving their free book bags this week! Find out more here: www.scottishbooktrust.com/reading-and-...
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I haven't seen a Temu ad in over a week. Nature is healing.
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Maisie Chan 🐼 CHI CHI THE PANDA out now! 🎋 @maisiechanwrites.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's BOOK WEEK SCOTLAND! I'm leading a creative writing workshop on WRITING FOR CHILDREN today! SO thankful it's not snowing! I'll be at Westerton Library near Bearsden. Link below if you want to come along! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-fo...
yellow and black poster saying Book Week Scotland
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