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Tom Casavant

@tomkahe.com
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I run the Mastodon/Bluesky Surrender Index bots. Primary account is @tom.tomkahe.com (@tom@tomkahe.com), but one day they will be one and the same. @surrender-idx90.tomkahe.com @surrender-index.tomkahe.com @ohgo.tomkahe.com

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phil @philjamesson.com · 8h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most state attorneys general released Meta from Cambridge Analytica-related claims as part of the child safety settlement. New Mexico wasn't part of that deal, and a jury there just found 26 of 29 past claims about Cambridge Analytica, hate speech and misinformation willfully deceptive.
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Eight Years On, Cambridge Analytica Scandal Catches Up With Meta in Santa Fe
A jury found that Meta—then Facebook—misled the public in statements about Cambridge Analytica and its policies on hate speech, violence and misinformation.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deebo Samuel currently with 80 receiving yards and no receptions after the hook-and-ladder. If they can just avoid throwing him the ball all game, he can smash the record for most receiving yards in a game with no catches (65, set in 1961)
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 27/09/2026
I hate football
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Hawkeye Football V @HawkeyeFootball
NO EXTRA TIME NECESSARY
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEWS @status.news: The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance. The full story: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
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The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in high school my English teacher would put an inspirational quote on the board every day and once she wrote “‘every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.’ - unknown”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
i really think giving a meta ai agent any kind of digital credentials might somehow be even stupider than using grok
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 22/09/2026
sorry jon bois I didn't mean it
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 22/09/2026
Suck it Jon Bois, the top result for "Surrender Index" on google is my mastodon account
Screenshot of a google search for Surrender Index:
Top result: Surrender Index (@surrender_index@tomkahe.com)
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https://tomkahe.com › @surrender_index
With a Surrender Index of 12.85, this punt ranks at the 97th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 94th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 21/09/2026
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Muse, Meta's extraordinarily privileged AI assistant, has a serious 0-day
A simple ClickFix attack is only one way to completely hijack the new agent.
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
jamarr chase is unreal holy fuck
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing seems to change...
Article from The Chaser, Jul 9th 2022:

Picture of three young women in skimpy sportswear playing volleyball.

Headline: "Trans person likely upended whole life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot"
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God fucking save me from Ohio Democrats. Jesus fucking Christ. bsky.app/profile/erin...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel for the bluesky devs because internet moderation at any scale is a near impossible task, but if your rules create an environment where harassment is tolerated as long as you are sufficiently polite about it, you have done something wrong
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
your boy is an offensive genius and also dumb as shit www.espn.com/college-foot...
“Usually, when I would express an opinion about what LSU was doing“ Blaine would reply with a screenshot from ChatGPT that supported LSU‘s position, which was almost always wrong,“ said Mars. “Lane ignored most of my unsolicited advice“ but I don’t think he’ll be using ChatGPT anymore for legal advice“
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Tom Casavant @tomkahe.com · 17/09/2026
Bluesky media training presentation that just says "please don't post" on 56 slides
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is like if every single news cycle pushed Mason Rudolph as the official voice of the NFL
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills theonion.com/financial-advisors-rec…
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit
Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Matt Berry IKEA shelving unit in Skyrim just gets better - you can marry it youtu.be/Z8KXd3JCSvI?...
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Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
YouTube video by MrPresidentTom
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pat McAfee amplifying this shit should have been the end of his career.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: (sick, coughing uncontrollably) Microsoft Teams: your microphone is muted 🤗
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 13/09/2026
NFL's New Overtime Rules
⁃ First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails once possessior
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce
Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if vou found this helpfull
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(Week 1 fantasy matchup shifts from 49% win probability to 51% win probability at 1:48 pm) I am the worlds #1 football understander. Finally everyone will see (Week 1 fantasy matchup shifts from 51% win probability to 49% win probability at 1:52 pm) It’s all over
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
his name may be joe borrow, but fantasy owners will want to "keep" him after this week's performance
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
aaaaaaaand Deshaun Watson has thrown an interception
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 13/09/2026
Friendship with Ohio State ended. Now heart attack inducing relationship with the Cincinnati Bengals has begun
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from Jon Bois (@jon_bois):

as a sports fan, i love to get mad at people who make predictions i don’t agree with. you wouldn’t get it — it’s a sad idiot thing
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transitioning from Jeremiah Smith celebrating to Sark. Give the camera operator a raise
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NONE. THERE IS NO JOY. THERE IS ONLY PAIN OR RELIEF. GO BUCKS
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: HEY. DO U HAVE OSU TEXAS SCORE Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #aa0c41943a6 F: #f4ef8145abc
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lmao, no way. It bounced off him into the air and got picked by Ohio State
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They all bleed the same
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
try “footballs”
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A common response is "if they know this, why keep drilling?" At BP, many have not internalized the stakes personally. At ExxonMobil, the stakes are well understood, but they're locked in a race for market share, believing if they don't extract it, a competitor will.
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 12/09/2026
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Isaiah Marshall what the fuck
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Tom Casavant @tom.tomkahe.com · 12/09/2026
The official IKEA Skyrim mod where Matt Berry voices a sentient IKEA KALLAX that loves organization is actually fantastic
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The implication here that I’m pro COVID 😭😭😭😭
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