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Tom Coffee

@tomcoffeee.bsky.social
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
As a society the best thing we can do to protect our children is turn every school into a ballroom.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
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Caffination Paul @thecaffination.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Don't check your prescription, we're back. Slightly different schedule but all new content. Tonight we talk able archaeology, theater and video games.
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Caffination S2 Ep01 (560) What’s old is new again
So it's been a minute. The world has changed, things are flat out different. But the news continues. And we have more content for you. Our last co-host is back with more stuff too! I'd like to officially welcome my daughter Amber to the show as a full time contributor.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
a still from E.T. (1982) where the titular character isn't feeling so well and has a dusty gray composure
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
@durrymusic.bsky.social are millennial/gen z musicians that make songs that speak to this Gen X guy and his Gen Z daughter! See you in Philly!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
If I see a job listed with no salary I submit a selfie instead of a resume. If I have to guess then so do they
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Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/
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Informed Citizens @johnrwilder.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Yikes
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SleepaKaye Camp @kaye.zone · 02/06/2025
I found the cutest cat in my neighborhood and I think I’m going to keep it. No pics, but it’s a young calico, very friendly, lives in a house on the corner, had to go inside to get it, crying child and mother ran after me screaming “Bring Skipper back, you monster, why have you done this!?”
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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SpoonFellas#NAFO NC Gen❌🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰🇦🇺🌈💙democrat 💛 @spoont51.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Here’s one I found on the Internet. Now we can all laugh at him. Cause it’s all over the place now.
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
These idiots have near infinite resources at their disposal yet neither would dare try to research the truth in any meaningful way. Show me a nanobot in the Covid vaccine. Please!
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My hobby is now smashing “See less like this 😟” on every single sports related reference I see on BlueSky and never seeing any “less like this 😟”
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Shit. JD is going to strike again!
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I would never pay for a verification checkmark but I’d dump a mortgage payment into a filter that prevents me from ever seeing anything about sportsball on this app.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
People on here have discovered what I pay for rent through the newspaper and are trying to determine if it is problematic. It is definitely problematic. Please tell my landlord my rent is problematic.
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Some Random Dude @realsrd2020.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Unwinder @unwinder.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm hearing a lot about a doll shortage. Just spit-balling here, but could the Haitian immigrants be eating the dolls? Has anyone checked on that?
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Soo… Yervoy infusions REALLY gave me awful side effects. Tapering steroids now, but it’s been weeks. Any way to flush the Yervoy out faster? I’m losing weeks at a time to chills #melanoma #cancer #immunotherapy
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Whomever selected the music in Severance deserves a 10,000% raise.
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Me after watching Andor
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I don’t really have any Star Wars nerd friends who would appreciate it… but Andor season 2 is damn fine so far…
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I need a Bluesky setting to “turn off sportball stuff”
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Gotta figure out how we can get JD Vance to move his office just a few doors closer to that Oval Office…
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Narrator: it did.
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Could have just split the difference and just left her there…
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Narrator: But they’re going to do it anyway.
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
One of the best Netflix finds I’ve stumbled upon in a while: “Loudermilk” - Ron Livingston plays an acerbic sobriety coach in this comedy drama with a cast of characters that always bring more surprises into the mix. I’ve laughed and cried during the same episode more than once.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I have an explanation.
A comic about scientists discovering the connection between money and assholes
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Ben "Random Halloween Word Generator is offline" Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 29/03/2025
Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 27/03/2025
Lmao 🤣 savages
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
‘Right, now cut the grey wire.’ ‘They’re all fuckin’ grey, ya prick!’
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Steve Edwards @the-big-quiet.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
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Brian Mac Mághnais @brianmcmanus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I spend a good hour every day just closing tabs and trying to figure what the fuck I was doing the day before.
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Hey, is that vodka any good? Meh, it’s
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Pretty sure Weird Al is an absolute legend,,, but it seems this person needs more than cultural education.
Flavor Flav shuts down a racist troll who doesn’t know the difference between “No” and “know” and also “there” and “they’re”
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is angrily clicking “track shipment” to see what happened to his new editorial page.
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Substitute “mushroom” for “frog” and that’s my entire Bluesky experience.
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Tom Coffee @tomcoffeee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I was texting with a friend earlier today and then they just outright called me in the middle of the conversation and I want to know how to press charges.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 28/02/2025
Let me chime in with others and tell you all that Paradise on Hulu is one of the best tv shows I’ve seen in a long time
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think about this headline all of the time.
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